Flashback: Angelina Jolie & A Horse Make Photo Shoot Love. Ow!
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This one goes out to the Bastardly Freaky Bastards Community.Angelina Jolie's 'high-school' love
Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina's relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon "wake up" and leave him.
Billy Bob said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time." He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though." Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for 'Pushing Tin'. [China Daily]
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I try not to see the horse, Angie is damn hot tho
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i like the horse.
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For a woman so beautiful, she's so strange.
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In pic3 there is some serious horse motorboating going on... 8D
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Billy Bob is a funny funny guy. And a suprisingly smart one at that. (come on, raising a family is just a 'phase'?!?!) I keep thinking the gutter media is just taking a joke out of context to create a fake conflict to exploit.
In fact, I trust to not do anything BUT that.
As far as the photoshoot... I can't tell who is having more fun, Angie or the horse hehe.
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I'm would not be surprised if she practiced beastiality.
Bitch is outside her mind...lol!
I wish she was still this hot.
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I agree with the strange part, it wasn't too long ago she was french kissing her brother and riding Billy Bob. But then again isn't all of Hollywood strange...some more than others...
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Photos are weird, but she's freakin' hot!
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She can do no wrong, in my opinion. Billy Bob needs to lay off the moonshine. (though, I agree with DrTentacle, his statements could be out of context)
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Enough of this disgusting attention whore. Not only has she shown she is into incest, she has shown she is into beastiality as well. Her father was right, she needs mental help. Or maybe she just a reality check- She's not interesting or "different", just pretends to be for attention and needs to shut her ugly man face up and go away.
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I didn't know Jennifer Aniston read the bastardly.
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ROFL!
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this is an extremely nasty photo shoot...and her ex sounds jealous
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Jolie = HOT. Especially in her prime.
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She probably didn't even say goodbye to the poor horse...Just used him for his beauty and left....Poor horsey.
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Maybe Denise Richards adopted him. She collects animals like Angelina collects children.
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Denise and Angelina should do a photoshoot, that would be nice :)
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That would be hot.
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I never knew she had a sister
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LMAO!!!!!!
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youve guessed james havens secret! *gasp*
:-p i think the horse would be offended to be related to her, cant you see the bored expression in the last picture? she/hes thinking, "bitch, please."
maybe billy bob said it was just a face.
"shes just going through a high school face."
judging by braddydaddys face these days, shes probably almost done.
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If you mean what I think you mean concubine...LMAO!
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tehe thanks
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she must like them well hung...she would love me!
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I would hate to be Jennifer Aniston... it must suck having to watch your ex-husband leaving you for a beautiful woman like Jolie.
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Jennifer Aniston is a decent woman, she is not at all unhappy to see his ex being used by a slut. Last laugh will always be with Jen.
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i always knew she was useless
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Billy Bob was the High School phase.
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I think Bill Bob is right... it is obvious that Angie and the Bradster don't have a real, deep, committed relationship. You know, the kind that involves scrawling a name in blood across your clothes during your marriage or wearing a vial of your lover's blood as a fashion accessory. This non-bloody relationship with Brad is based on what, raising children together? How the hell is that going to last?
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:))
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VERY strange. Love them boobies though.
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shes such a freak.. but that just makes her that much hotter
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Damn, I wish I was that horse. She just reeks of animalistic sex.
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She's hot but wtf is up with this photoshoot?
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the horse looks nice, and shes fucking hot too! and kentucky are famous for horses for kentucky derby
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This is so fucking stupid.
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Luckiest horse on the planet. I wonder if they made "My mouth was in Angelina Jolie's Boobs" glue out of the horse.
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Morons. You do know there are other whores out there that have brown hair, light eyes, fat lips, tattoos... and love to fuck right? Some even have tongue rings and... best yet... no adopted children to wake you up whining about cartoons and cocoa pebbles. She does love horse cock though, it's pretty clear. The side saddle scenes from Lara Croft take on a whole new meaning.
PS Billy Bob was her "elementary school gym teacher phase".
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yo they should have got angie instead of ol harry potter for that horse play.
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Lucky fucking horse!!
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A match made in horse heaven.
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Well...she looks good. She rarely takes bad pictures.
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i pity the whore's biological children. brad pitt's a metromangina for impregnating and marrying this fucked in the head cunt.
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Brad didn't marry her yet. did he? Gosh! what an idiot.
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bestiality is angie's new game
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i like jolie
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ANGELINA SHOULD OF BEEN PUNCHED AND KICKED IN THE FACE,FOR THAT PHOTO.
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love it! hello people, the horse wasn't hurt!!!:))))) great photos, beautiful nature, beautiful horse, beautiful human. ;)lighten'up :D
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If I was the horse I would have thrown on a hefty bag and gone for it. Yee ha!
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These photos remind me why Angelina Jolie was so hot. Wait, she still is hot!
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