Flashback 2002: Jessica Alba @ Kids Choice Awards
Friday, October 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and Halle Berry: What's their baby weight loss secret?!Alba, who has already shed 25 of a reported 35 pounds gained during her pregnancy, attributes her slimdown to healthy eating and working out with a trainer six days a week. Source
Reason 5,390,048 why natural blondes are better than brunettes -- hardly any body hair at all, no mustache to wax, no treasure trail. I must stress NATURAL though. If her eyebrows are darker than light brown, dat bitch ain't blonde and has a big black bush.
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They have the same amount of hair you dolt. Blonde hair is just harder to see from a distance.
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That's right! Why do you think some women bleach their upper lip? To disguise their mustaches.
You should really shave if you're going to wear low-rise pants.
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duuuuuuuuuuuude
ur just a loser that has never been with a blond (real or not)!!
hoho
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I'm brunette and I hardly have any body hair. My neice is a natural blond and has more arm and leg hair growing up than most people. There's always an exception to the rule.
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she's so pretty
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dig natural blondes but I LOVE her lower stomach!! Look how taut and toned it is! That separates milfs from moms right there.
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Uh, these pictures were taken in 2002. She was years from even being pregnant.
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This is hard to believe that these are after pictures...
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So pretty and great ass, she should have never lost weight. She looked the best like this. Ok at l;east she got knocked up, so heres hope to her losing only some weight to get her nice stomach and maybe a bonus will be her boobs stay bigger. Heres hoping for you Jessica.
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She was very cute...it's amazing how we change through the years. Some get better some get worse. In her case... I would say she got better, but then it's all up to the individual..on how she or he takes care of themselves. My congratulations go to her for keeping that nice figure considering her newborn...
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HAHA! I'm surprised she's not hairless (at least then); she seems like the type who would be.
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She looks good here; I think she lost to much weight later on in her career.
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i would fuck her with hairy armpits, i wouldnt care if i could fuck that stupid bitch asshole.........then shit on her mouth so she wpuldnt talk anymore......certain people need to be born mute like this dumb bitch.......who do u guys think is dumber? this one or jessica simpson?.......
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These pic were BEFORE she got pregnant (2002, learn to read people!) Shes just so cute. She really has it all. Also on the other topic discussed, I'm a natural brunette and I'm not at all hairy, I have to pencil my eyebrows in as they're so fine. The hair on my head is much thicker/darker than my body hair. So can the blonde bimbos who are bitter because it's not the 1980's anymore, so nobody finds them attractive, please go take more pictures of themselves in their underwear as they know it's the only way they can seem attractive and stop chatting shit. Thanks.
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elpepe you are a really sad individual. Be sure to let us know when you finally lose your virginity.
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Blonde's are no longer in. They wrinkle faster and they all loook bald to me. LIke you can see through their hair or something. And nowadays its so easy to get rid of body hair anyways. They sell something online that removes hair permanently. And NO I am not hairy either.
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yes and who is saying this you???
what a dumb statement they wrinkle faster, just because you have blonde hair does not make you wrinkle faster. they could be a naturel brunette and dyed there hair blonde. having lighter skin could make you wrinkle faster, and blonde hair girls arnt the only ones with light skin.
that comment was so stupid
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no one can she isn't hot (other than to be a complete ass)
she's in untouchable territory
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YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HALF THE COMMENTS RELATE TO HER PREGNANCY AND IT SAYS IN THE BIGGEST FONT "FLASHBACK 2002"! YOU DUMB BASTARDS!
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Normally that would bring me ideas about licking the path to the cave, but I just remembered that this may not be a good idea.
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pretty
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shes looks native
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i think i see a C-section scar
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just think shes an amazing milf
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just think shes an amazing milf now
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hAt.
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What? Blondes are better? Okay, Apples are better than Oranges. See how stupid that sounds ? Its fruit! It is true though, blondes/ nordic people, age the worst. At least if you have big brown eyes you'll always have that cute youthfull look. They tend to forget that they'e getting old too, and continue to dress like teenagers into their 40's. But thats most tophy wife/ barbies.
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the happy trail even looks moist, ooooh I gotta go spurt one now...
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foul you can see her (BLACK) pubes!!!
the pube pussy hierarchy goes:
blonde pussy
ginge pussy (LOL)
...........
then the dark hair....which isnt even attractive in the first place
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Blonde lover (Uncertified Bastard)
Reason 5,390,048 why natural blondes are better than brunettes -- hardly any body hair at all, no mustache to wax, no treasure trail. I must stress NATURAL though. If her eyebrows are darker than light brown, dat bitch ain't blonde and has a big black bush.
you fucking said it
nothing worse than some chick's nasty black bush. BLONDES ARE BETTER!!! dont be jealous, brunettes, take solace in the fact that your hair on your heads and pubes matches your mustaches
no im not biased, yes my girlfriend is a natural blonde, and if i was with a bleached blonde, well, id ask her to shave that ASAP. no bleaching the kitten, just shave if its the color of shit. easy as that. think you can handle it?
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