Gemma Garrett - Bikini Pics From Spain
Monday, July 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Gemma Dawn Garrett (born 25 September 1981, in Belfast, Northern Ireland) is the current holder of the titles Miss Great Britain [1] and Miss Belfast.
Gemma stood as a candidate in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election on 22 May 2008, representing the "Beauties for Britain" party, formed recently by herself [2], in the intention, in her own words, of "making Westminster less dowdy and down-trodden". [3], but came tenth out of ten candidates with 113 votes, 0.27% of the total.
She is contesting the Haltemprice and Howden by-election following the resignation of its MP, David Davis, representing the 'Miss Great Britain Party'. Wiki
The word YUMMY comes to mind when I see this....
Danny44Reply to this Comment
yummy indeed and lunch is just around the corner. she's pretty and has a nice body. pic 4 underboob and clevage!!!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
gross, she didn't shave!
YvonneReply to this Comment
i think its sand you moron
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Hey don't call my girl a moron you quasi protoplastic abortion scrapped from under a rock.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
I'd buy her a pint of Guinness!
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Oh, she's Northern Irish.
Hmph.
I guess she's OK.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Hmph she's Northern Irish?!
What a twatish thing to say...!
Does your knowledge of geography extend beyond your arse?
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THIS CHIK HAS A MONSTER BUSH,SHAVE IT OFF THE LEGS AND THIGHS,AND KEEP IT MONSTER IN THE MIDDLE..........LOVE A FULL BUSH
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I'm just thinking out loud here....English women tend to have bad feet, but I'm really not sure about Irish women's feet. I really can't make a determination from these pics.
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ACE....there is no such thing as an Irish girl with bad feet.
We are physicial perfection.
We are the peak of evolution.
We invented zero and one.
We also invented the wheel, spoken language and music.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
SEE BELOW
zero was invented independently in India and
redneckby the Maya. In India a decimal system was used, like
ours, but they used an empty space for zero up to 3rd
Century BC. This was confusing for an empty space was
also used to separate numbers, and so they invented
the dot for a zero. The first evidence for the use of
the symbol that we now know as zero stems from the 7th
century AD. The Maya invented the number zero for
their calendars in the 3rd century AD.
The number zero reached European civilisation through
the Arabs after 800 AD. The Greek and Roman did not
need the number zero for they did their calculations
on an abacus. The name 'zero' comes from the arabic
'sifr'.
(Data from the book "the calender" by D. E. Duncan).
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SHHHHHH!
Don't tell people that!!!
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Caitie that sounds really fucking creepy
concubineReply to this Comment
Caitie, you said a lot there....I'll need to see some proof in regards to the feet. ;)
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ACE, you are not ready. Your mind cannot comprehend the sheer perfection. Remember the scene in Raiders Of The Lost Ark? It'll be like that...only it'll also be...IN YOUR PANTS.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
I've prepared my whole life to see your perfect size 8's. The anticipation is killing me.
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Those....will erase your mind.
You cannot see those. It's like hearing God's voice. It'll destroy you.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Hey, if seeing your feet would be like someone hitting the Control + Alt + Delete buttons to my brain, I'm willing to take the chance. There's not to much in my brain anyway, so it wouldn't take long to fill it up again.
There's only three things that I want to do in life:
1. See Caitie Harmful's perfect size 8 feet.
2. Climb Mt. Everest
3. Meet the Dali Lama
To tell you the truth, I really don't care about the last two.
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Ah ACE, my man, way to stick to your guns!
irish feet. hmmm. eeenteresting.
damnableReply to this Comment
The jury is still out on Irish feet, but maybe Ms. Harmful can give us a hand or foot!
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No.
The End.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
heheh. yeah. has a ring of finality.
better luck next time ACE. perhaps you can try and convince a scottish woman to present her squiggly wigglies? still gaelic at the least.
damnableReply to this Comment
"Never, never, never give up." Winston Churchill
She's one tough cookie, but I think I was making some real progress with her. lol
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Ha . . . looks like she didn't shave in pic 4. That's funny. And the carpet doesn't match the drapes, either.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
I'll give her the go ahead, just because I love an Irish lass accent. Bloody charming.
PeccaviReply to this Comment
I hate Irish bitches, they're all ugly and have the most annoying accents.
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Delish!
Auntie KristReply to this Comment
Hot body!....I just cant get over the sight of that bush tho! LMAO!
...damn, I wasnt expecting that.
HoneyReply to this Comment
She loosk as if she has potential but some tidying aroudn the edges would not be a bad idea
azezealReply to this Comment
She needs to learn that bald is beautiful.
McPervReply to this Comment
Reminds me of Virginia Madsen in her younger years.
TeqReply to this Comment
Irish women are underrated--they're gorgeous. Although she's far from the best, mostly because of the ears and her face is a little odd. But great body, the tattoo looks like an obscenity on her though.
svetlanaReply to this Comment
Aren't you Irish? Of course you'd find her gorgeous! :P But I have to agree with you, she really is very good looking, head to toe.
Andromeda18_Reply to this Comment
monster bush reminds me of sasquach.
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she's hot. i like it.
damnableReply to this Comment
This chick has a good body.
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curves in all the right places - got a man face at times though
redneckReply to this Comment
Gemma is Irish for "big tits?"
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
she's GORGEOUS!!! More pics of this beauty on this site!!
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Picture 2....Perfection.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
every morning, i'd apply some toothpaste to that bush and kill two birds with one stone...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
A minty, foaming pussy doesn't sound too appealing...
GolianoReply to this Comment
point taken... i'd just floss with those walrus whiskers instead...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
I'll fuck her big time!!! (Si me la empino...)
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lovely figure. Not sure about the face. She looks like that Orlaith thing from big brother
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
i think she looks like a younger slightly prettier kylie minogue! which is a very big compliment
no commentReply to this Comment
She'd make a fine porn-star.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
dude, she's straight up hot.
and, bald isn't beautiful, damn it!
real women got some grass on the lawn, baby!
MoeReply to this Comment
Oh my god! Someone still appreaciates pussy the way it's supposed to be*!
*I'm not saying a woman must keep a forest down there, but some well trimmed hair looks cute and gives shape.
EveReply to this Comment
LOL
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
MMMMMM......Grass......
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
DUH!
Nothing wrong with a stroll in the clover ya know.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
well, now, we all know Eve is a fan of hairy bush...get inline, amazon lovers! haha i kid i kid
d55Reply to this Comment
Hey, not a hairy one...just some trimmed hair. Having said that, I would help Rachel Weisz with hers (she needs a good trimming).
EveReply to this Comment
Amen Moe,
But I liked her better with natural grass (IMHO)
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
that is never her is it? it looks like her in the first pic but the 2nd? are you sure? if it is then ACE your question finally has an answer- the feet aint pretty. Having said that, the brunette looks really good on her.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
2006 Miss Uk or some contest like that. But her nonetheless.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
I think Caitie may be correct and it may just be the shoes. Her feet look pretty good here....
http://www.moejackson.com/2008-gemma-garrett-only-won-113-votes-in-mp-el...
There is no question that her legs are amazing.
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hmmm.i dunno. nice shoes she's got in the above link, but she *seems* to have rather meaty toes...i dunno. jury's still out.
damnableReply to this Comment
I'm still not sure either. I'll trust that Caitie is correct when she said "there is no such thing as an Irish girl with bad feet." until proven otherwise....
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Feet are scary above and she does well to hide them in the aboce shots....I thnk she's got creature from the black lagoon feet!
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Blame the shoes. They're causing her feet to slide forward...
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Nice jugs. the rest is not bad either.
MundoReply to this Comment
Just to damn FINE!!...
TOROReply to this Comment
Wow! What a hot body. (for now).
VinceBut that face is ugly and judging by her body type, I see obesity in her future.
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As far as I've seen Irish women can be quite pretty, its Irish American women that are well, mutt faced. This woman is adorable and its nice to see that men here appreciate necessary fur covering (neat of course). Bald is beautiful once in awhile, but over admiration shows pedo tendencies.
lemureReply to this Comment
I happen you know this girl and she read through these with me which was great entertainment!!!! thanks to all who were nice!!! Caitie/toro/no comment/sharkman are her favourites!!!! this is not her with the union jack bikini on its her friend louise cole!!!............but she does have a confession............ she has bad feet!!!
x
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Fake tits or not, this is what looks good walking down the beach.
No twigs or fatties would be allowed on my beach!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Gemma would not appreciate anyone referring to her as Irish. Gemma comes from a Protestant/Loyalist/Unionist background in the heartland of Ian Paisley's DUP party. They were the ones who bailed Brown's Government out of the 42 day detention debacle. Little wonder she is pro-42 days. Little wonder she does not want to discuss Northern Ireland politics. Protestants like her still take delight in the good old days where they could lock up IRA (Catholics) suspects for no reason. It was called Internment without trial. It failed in Ireland.
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I never considered $1 store historians.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Goliano...do you spend the entire day with your pants around your ankles ogling silicone enhanced females?
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No, I'm an ass man.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Having served Queen and country in Northern Ireland I was stationed at Hollywood Barracks, just ouside Belfast. The lads always had a great time with the local Protestant girls. They would give us anything we wanted, anytime, anywhere. We called them "sticky buns" cos they always gaves us cakes and....well you know. Cut a boring story short, this bird Gemma reminds me of several lassies I shagged, maybe her mum was one of them. God maybe I'm her Dad!
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LOL!!!!!
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
I've never heard of this chick until now. She is kind of a hottie. Nice rack. At least these photos piqued my interest enough for me to want to do some research and find more photos of her on the web. Oh yeah, I'd like do some "research" on her all right! :-P
KristinReply to this Comment
Yummy indeed. Gemma Garrett is pornstar hot. I bet she fucks like a champion.
joeyReply to this Comment
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