Gemma Garrett Only Won 113 Votes in MP Election
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Ulster’s Gemma fails to become UK’s hottest MP
Northern Ireland beauty Gemma Garrett failed in her quest to become Britain's hottest MP in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election yesterday.
Garrett, standing for the Beauties for Britain party, was unable to lure voters managing only 113 votes.
Gordon Brown suffered a humiliating rebuff as the Tories swept to victory in the previously safe Labour seat.
The Conservative, Edward Timpson, demolished a 7,078 Labour majority to capture the Cheshire constituency by 7,860 votes. He won the seat with 20,539 votes, comfortably ahead of Labour’s Tamsin Dunwoody on 12,679 votes. The Liberal Democrat’s Elizabeth Shenton trailed third with 6,040. [Belfast Telegraph]
She's got my vote!
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She's got my drool...damn those are fine legs....
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She can take a position on my seat.
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She is one HOT blonde.
Cute face, nice jugs, smoking legs.... perfect Friday eye candy!
She sure get my vote!
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Friday shall be known as LEG FRIDAY !!!
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Any pledges for sweeping policy reform she may have made seem to have failed to impress as much as her legs.
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those old coots in the English Parliament would have died of heart attack seeing her
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One hot bird. How come it seems as of all British girls have incredible legs. Any jolly rogers out there care to explain this phenomenon?
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@ #9 - I noticed that too and always wondered why that is.
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This is something that I have had occasion to notice during my time on this sceptred Isle.
I am no closer to an answer.
But if anyone would care to give me a research grant, I'd be willing to divert some of my mental faculties to finding the solution.
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@9 & king biscuit - Gemma's Irish and I believe that her great legs are therefore, genetic. Caitie, want to back me up on this one?
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She can do photo ops in my limo anytime she wants.
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I am ready to ejaculate just by looking at those legs. I wonder what kept those english f*gs from voting for her.
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It's a possibility Hallery. But without funding I wouldn't want to commit to an answer. :)
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I want to spread her legs, lick her inner thighs, then insert my middle finger into her pussy, wiggle it around, find her g-spot, and make her wet the seat of that limo. Then, when she's nice and wet, I want to slide my dick inside of her and fuck her senseless. After that will go grab a bite at Blimby's. This bird is insanely hot.
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^ wtf
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#16 move to a porn forum bitch
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king biscuit - I will work on that. Maybe we can get Guinness to sponsor your "research"?
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Haha. That's cool Hallery, I know a few of my friends would be happy at any research being sponsored by such a prestigious company.
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