Flashback 2000: Gisele Bundchen Brings The Afternoon Links!

This is a really wicked photo shoot, but page four is so wrong, with the penis shaped cookies, the rolling pin between her legs, and the kid right next to her. What the fuck!

Looks like a giraffe on pic 2.

Tom Brady is with her not because she's hot (she's OK but far from hot), but because she has "status" as a top supermodel. It makes sense in a way, but I think he'd be smarter to walk into any restaurant and start dating a much hotter waitress.

When the fuck was she on America's next top model?!

Never been a big fan of hers. She does look pretty good in these pics though.

OMG page 4!!!!!!!!
I have seen this pic on another site, but never noticed the penis cookies.
That poor innocent child.

That body looks pretty good to me.

WTF is with the kid in pic 4...oh wait, everyone has already commented on that. still.... that's just sick!

nice

How obsessed am I? Well, I let out an audible squeal when I refreshed my Pornstarfinder.com window and saw that Ashli Orion had a new clip available from pornstarultra.com. It was the most exciting thing to happen to me all week. Ashli Orion is the bomb. Goddamn those guys in porn who make their living fucking 20 year old sluts. It's not fair. Why not me?

i'd tap it on her forehead. the face has always reminded me of faramir from lord of the rings, but the photo shoot is pretty creative. plus, she's brasilian and you know what that means, yep, anal. i've done worse tho.

number 4 is ridiculous, she looks ok

Thanks for asking. Ashli is one of the new breed of porn starlets, in that she honed her acting skills as a teenager, while in a committed relationship to her high school sweetheart. He had a car and a rich daddy, says Ashli. So he always had enough money to take me to a nice restaurant and maybe a movie. It was at the movies that Ashli first performed oral sex on her boyfriend, whose name shall remain anonymous. I don't want to embarrass his family, says Ashli. His father was always very nice to me, plus he was a better fuck than his son. When pressed on the matter of her high school sweetheart, all Ashli would say is that the young man seemed to suffer a nervous breakdown when Ashil ended the relationship towards the end of his senior year of high school. He went fucking insane, says Ashli. He would drive by my house all the time and honk. I would look out the window and I would see him sitting in the front seat of his car with a gun in his mouth. Then he would give me the finger and take off down the street going like a hundred miles an hour. But the worst was the messages he would leave on my cell phone. Saying shit like he knew that he didn't deserve me and that he was going to be really successful and famous and stuff and then I would be sorry. But he's never going to be famous or be successful because he's a fucking fat loser. Asked if she still kept in contact with the young man's father, Ashli said that she did, that they had met a couple of times at local hotels. The young man is currently spending time in a hospital, where he has been diagnosed as a schizophrenic with paranoid tendencies. He was always convinced that I was fucking his dad, says Ashli, which I was, but it's not like he had any proof. I mean, there was no way for him to know, unless his dad told him, but I don't think his dad would do that because his dad was super cool. As a rule, Ashli will now only have sex with men over the age of 30, because, as she says, they can fuck really hard for a long time and I don't have to worry about them getting all weepy when I tell them I don't want to fuck them anymore.

Yawn.

LOL 50's house burnt down....i shouldve looked in the direction of Dix Hills today to see if i couldve seen the smoke...fucking talentless troll. i hope he was inside.

You go ahead and bring in those links, Gisele, baby-- you bad thing, you... grrr.

I hate David Lachapelle...he thinks he's being "edgy" with his videos and photoshoots. He's just another idiot praised by the critics.

O YEA

my favorite picture

and this

I think the photoshoot is very creative too. I liked it a lot.
Gisele is looking damn sexy.

I don't care what anyone says, she is hot. I would give all of my wordly possesions for Tom Brady to fuck me, so all I can do is compliment her because that bitch is hitting Brady more than I ever will. I mean I'm her same height, and she looks about a million times better than I do. I hate her, but for some reason, I love her.

No nevermind, she looks like a dude.

I meant worldly. I'm drunk, sorry.

pic #4 - wtf? thats pretty sick, that makes people disgusted!

Gisele looks hot here. I think she can be very gorgeous one minute and so/so the next, it's like that with most of these models. She has a very toned/proportional body and the sexiest hair I have ever seen. Her face is so/so.

photoshoots suck. i hate photoshop! it makes everything look so fucking fake and stupid. its like, sure that person might look okay in a magazine after photoshopping out thick thighs and adding bigger boobs and airbrushing any kind of flaw, but let's see what they look like as real people. gisele is UGLY in real life.

i dont get how anyone can find this chick feminine in the face especially in these photoshoots...these pix show her face when she was 8 years younger but she still looks haggard and old in the face...must be her rough features...her lack of waist bothers me a lot because she is the highest paid model and she has been named as "the body"...page 2 is my fav but her head looks way too big for that tiny body right there.

named "the body"*

i mean page 3* damnit

"Bundchen" is German for "butterface". Bund = Butter or Budder, Chen - chin or race.

I do not find her attractive. And the smell from her vagina that was stuck on Tom Brady's throwing arm f'd him up in the Superbowl. He will dump her nasty ass prior to the fall.

Zorbot has spoken.

face not race.

Zorbot can speak, but not spell.

Zorbot has spoken.

Zorbot is stupid since he does not speak German and therefore
has no idea what he's talking about.

OMG, off topic here...did you guys see Marisa Miller in that black dress for the Spike Guy's choice awards??????

She won again...big surprise. Have your kleenex boxes ready!

Guy is a dumkauf and he know nothing...nothing. Zorbot learn German from watching Hogan's Heroes.

And Gisele still has an ugly mug.

Zorbot has spoken.

dummkopf, jackass

Fuck, you take pictures of me and p-shop the shit out of it, I would look hot. No big deal. Remember everybody. No matter how beautiful a woman appears, she's walking around with 3 lbs of shit in her colon and some guy is tired of fucking her and putting up with her bullshit.

Yum penis cookies
haha

Penis cookies?
Well she can take a bite out of my cookie whenever she'd like.

Mike litoris,
what an intellegent and graceful comment.
You Show the world how respectful and deep the majority of men really are!
What beautiful poetry flows from the violent recessions of your mind.

no.17, i agree

Thanks, I know this is the intelligence and grace site. I'm sure someone is tired of your bullshit. Take an Ex Lax.

Those kind of comments only come from guys who can't get women.
:)

I know that from childhood we are taught girls are made from sugar and spice and all things nice and boys are made from frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. God forbid someone makes a statement such as I did while society has deemed men-bashing statements acceptable. The thing that makes me laugh is my statement about the shit is a fact of biology.(ok maybe 2 lbs) I guess you have a problem with biology. Part 2 is something I've heard from others and felt in my own life in the past with some of the gold-digging guttersnipes that I've come across. You know the ones who's self worth is measured by the size of silicone implants inserted into their chest. The fake hair, the fake hair color, colored contacts, fake nails. I didn't invent that statement, one of my ex girlfriends said to me about some waitress who was "too chatty" with me in a bar. My comment was more aimed at "super models" who make an obscene amount of money to pose for magazines that give women body image and esteem issues due to the magic of photoshop. As for the "getting women" part, I'm not horrible looking and believe it or not most women find me funny and sincere. In fact my date is laughing at me right now for being on this silly site. The thing that's cracking us up is I checked this thread while she got out of bed to go to the washroom.(see pt 1 of my statement) Maybe in a couple years you'll figure out what I mean but I doubt it Thanks for playing the game. I was wondering who would jump out of the woodwork when I was typing that and take offence;P Thanks for being the judgemental one. Now excuse me, I haven't even met you and I'm tired of your bullshit. NEXT!

Nice job Redneck. G is my fave.

#41
Wayyyyy to much time on your hands
sounds like youve got shit for brains
Who hangs on the bastardly and argues with little girls when there is a chick in bed?undoubtedly your a fat old hick living in his moms basment masturabting to poes picture
Hahaha just sayin

That's why I like coming here to have inane arguements.
Anton, you're clueless. Excuse me now I have to pack to leave on Tuesday for my house in Amsterdam while I work all over Europe this summer. Enjoy your shitty existence there oh leader of the church of satan.