Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup


Remember, choosing one doesn't make the other one any less MILFy, so as painful as it sounds, you must choose just one...


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gotta go with the chocolate berry

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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ditto.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:44pm
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me too!! I can't stand salmon salma's VOICE!!!!! TOO MEXICAN FOR ME!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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Salma has 5 normal toes at least.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:57pm
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TOES!!!! ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ha

STINKY TOES!!!!!

HA H AH AH HA h AH AH HA HA HA H AHAH HA

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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This is Halles's title, she is the Floyd Mayweather of MILFs!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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come to think about it.........

I THINK SALMA IS HOT WHEN SHE'S NOT TALKING!!!!!!!!!!

*snake dance*

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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LONELY DOG........BOW and WORSHIP!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:08pm
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BUT.......BERRY's got the SEX SCENE!!!!!!!!!

*monsters ball*

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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....maybe i could of used a more suitable analogy than Mayweather

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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waiting for pstroyer to post a link to that...lol

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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I can't make this choice.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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neither one

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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watch the vidoes and CHOOSE!!!!!!!

go HALLERY........GO GO HALLERY!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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i wonder if halle and thornton were really doing it...i mean how do you do that kind of acting?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:56pm
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id like to see a milf untouched by plastic surgery

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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I love Salma
But Halle wins hands down!!
She's the milfiest of all motherfuckin milfs!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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salma loses by a chin...btw is she supposed to look like the bearded lady on page 3?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:54pm
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Yeah she's playing the bearded lady in some thing she's working on. A part of my husband will die forever when he sees that picture. Poor guy.

I voted for Halle because I think she looks hotter, happier, and has a way likelier romance going.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:03am
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aw. they both look pretty. pretty damned dilapidated. who the hell stole my glasses. its a no win situation, in god awful ugly monster contest.

go to sleep with any of that mess latched onto your back and you'd wake up with nightmarish fleas.

give me something to look at, got damn this is some tragic shit. where the hell is amy wino.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:05am
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my god, berry's boobs are HUGE. wow. and why the hell does salma have a beard???
but i can't really pic, they're both hot.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:15am
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I'd love to start a dairy farm with these two heifers, but I can't afford the feed costs. Or are they holsteins?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:20am
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Ok, Damage. Halle wins!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 1:04am
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What I wouldn't give to be a baby sucking on those mammeries! Good grief I nearly pop just looking at Halle new juggs!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:17am
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i gotta vote for halle...again...

salma loses even more for "wanting to portray a bearded lady"...

i smell oscar gold...

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:49am
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All nations committed crimes but the Armenian "genocide" was an idea which was created by Americans and Armenians at the time. Many American historians have proofs! to be continued.

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Those historians even wrote that the press during the war wrote that Turks killed Buddhist monks!!!! LOL.

Unfortunately Turks are being supressed by their government so don't have the courage to go after this story!

Turkey has many Jewish, Christian and Armenian people in the country. I know that they live peacefully.
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America is the # 1 supporter of this genocide bull, because this way America's current genocide plus its "glorious" past (see natives) don't get AS MUCH ATTENTION AS IT SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 5:51am
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MMMMILFylicious!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:30am
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Salma wins on every level - beauty, intelligence, and talent.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:22am
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This is really Halle AFTER she gave birth? How soon after? There were pictures of her posted yesterday on other sites that make her look much hotter. By comparison, she looks like she's still pregnant in these pictures. That's a pretty massive gut she's spoting for someone who has supposedly snapped back into shape.

I'd suck those titties for months on end if given the opportunity, though. Truly amazing.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:07am
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Halle Berry hands down, Those choco milk juggs are awesome.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:06am
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this is too hard to choose, I love them both, thanks for the vids P

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:08pm
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mmmm..so much milky goodness it's mind blowing.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:28pm
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Give me Halles Berries one night and Selmas Kyaeks the next and I will never return either.

Tie!

Yummy funbags!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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Halle... got them beautiful breasteses. that beautiful face. that bottom of hers looks like it hits back (pun intended), being hit from the back. she is the MILF of MILFs, the Budweiser of MILFs, the 'Mike Tyson's-right-uppercut-in-his-prime' of MILFs.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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being that salma is a big boned girl 2 begin with and halle is such a frail sexey bitch(beautiful individual that causes hardons)id say halle hands down! i love to lay my hands down on halle!! ha ha he he halle im out peace disilver24

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 11:36am
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THEIR BOTH OLD. THEIR BOTH UGLY. THEIR BOTH FUGLY. THEIR BOTH FAT.

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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