Halle Berry Wins 2008 MILF of the Year. God Damn, Woman!
Monday, April 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
When you look at Halle Berry, along w/ licking your lips, a few tasty words also come to mind...
1. Juicy
2. Milk chocolatey
3. "God-I-wish-I-could-stick-my-face-in-those"
4. "Damn you, baby Nahla!" (Halle's new born kid.)
Regardless of what any of you bastards say, I don't see any other Hollywood Moms looking hotter than Halle. Long live CHOCOMILFS!! Ow!
nice boobies
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I like twins!
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Pure chocolate!
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i don't remember the last time i saw her look this sexy. yeahhh boobies!!!
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I would looove to be on top of that!
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Mama! Feed me!!
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No matter what, tits always win. Its a no-brainer!
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cott dayuum!!!!!!!!
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she's a perfect medical case report for plastic surgery
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lol @ #7
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can't recall a time she didn't give me a boner. those luscious momma jugs are even better. "I'll just lay here and take a short nap, Halle."
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Man ..... I so want some chocolate milk right now..... Fine as sweet brown sugar.... mmmmmm
And thats the bottom line..............
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oh... and Moe, the only one thats even close is Kate Beckinsale.... she's real close
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She must have spent close to $1000 just to get those hairs straight and shiny.
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It's about time a voting result around here made sense.
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Yes, milk chocolately goodness indeed! YUM!!!
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aw she looks amazing!! :) I seriously can't wait to see the baby pics.. I think this kid is going to be gorrrgeous. how could she not be??
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dayumm she looks great
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i love brown n black women.
nd Halle Berry wow....i can bang her whole year ....
Calm down Mr 7 inches calm down.
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eh. she looks like just another fat ass fourteen year old chic, who done went and got herself fucked. boo hoo hoo.
beautiful and schizophrenic, how will she top that bit of tedium. i'm waitng for some maury povich action to break the monotony of a useless set of tits & ass.
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weee!!! mommy can i hav sum milk chocolateee!!!??
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Dem thar titties look fake.
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alessandra ambrosio beats Halle by a landslide.
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simply wow
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No doubt Halle is the hottest MILF around!
No doubt at all....
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How long does her man have wait before he can hit that ass again? I'd have that shit set up like an Advent Calendar!! Let the countdown begin for that lucky SOB.
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HB - that doesn’t stand for Heavenly Boobs, but it should!
She always looks HOT & SEXY! Nice Pair! Very lofty in these pics.
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She's definetly aging well...
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Herman B., if you don't think she's hot,you're gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. She just past Mimi Rogers on my all time MILF boobies list.
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She looks well.
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pearl knecklace...
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ugly over rated ape bitch with ugly boobs. You guys say eveybody is the most sexiest milf. Just go to any Salma Hayek, Liz Hurley, or Monica Belluchi thread.
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^ Racist. But anyway, pic#2 gross armpits, you should zoom into those. Still hot though.
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buck nasty. thanks for telling us all about your gay encounter. i had no idea that dick face was done like that, you really are buck nasty. 8 & 9 that's 17, you've got a lot of stamina too. i have nothing against your lifestyle, eat whatever you like. and if you want wiz with that jiz on your chin, maybe we can work something out.
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OMFG!!!! SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!
the DARKER the BERRY......the SWEETER the JUICE!!!!!
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It displays a vast amount of fear and insecurity when any non-white women, appearing on these pages, are referred to, directly or indirectly, by their ethnicity... in the posts and the comments. It's really fuckin' sad.
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She got impregnated by THE MAN!
That baby better turn out to be gorgoeus.
God, what I would give up for one night with Gabriel Aubry.
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If I could have any woman on Earth Halle would be my choice. A natural beauty if there ever was one.
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Halle is the best that ever did it. End of.
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Fucking sexy.
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it looks like the wheels of publicity are gearing up for halle berry’s hard core porn film debut. who knows, hard core porn may actually be some of the best acting that halle’s ever done.
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