Hayden Panettiere Has Hot Tub Fun With Chumps!
Saturday, December 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

For Hayden's sake, we'll assume these are from her younger, wilder days when she used to go partying with Paris.
As for all the chumps in the hot tub, here's how Jackson described the Chump Personality Type back in 2004...
The Chump...aka suckas.
Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady...I'll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp...but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more...but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he's not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he's never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she'll see him in a different light and they'll fall in love or they'll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. [Read more...]
Here's one more pic of Hayden w/ her girlfriends...
























Stubby one, ain't she? Good skin though. She'll age well if she stays out of the sun.
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is that really her? why is she giving the shocker? where do people even find these pics?
ugh stupid lame white kids making retarded hand gestures and drinking cheap beer. i hope people dont think we're all like this
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Usually it's split between "there so innocent" to "those little bastards" of course we know a lot in our age group cross the border when they see fit
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I would love to give her the shocker. Maybe I would get creative with my thumb too.
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Why do people flash stupid hand gestures when they get their picture taken? It's just stupid.
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she's giving some boobie poke to farmer tan jr in front of her
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I would fuck all three of them, that would teach them to flash their stupid gestures. Then I would probable puke in retrospect after the effects of alcohol subsided.
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On a second thought, they all look quite unspectacular, so I wouldn't have an erection in the first place.
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SHOCKERRRRRR
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didn't anybody get naked?
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I wonder if she even knows the hand sign she is giving- Two in the pink, one in the stink....
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HAYDEN IS UGLY. HAYDEN IS FAT. HAYDEN IS FUGLY.
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What gang are they in?Oh and CATHY R.you are a skinny short haired man thing...
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CATHY R,
H A H A H A H A
get out of here
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Actually CATHY R does have a point here.
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Thats the lamest hot tub ever
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The only hand signals that are acceptable are the conquest symbols.

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i knew Hayden liked it in the butt!
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shes so cute here
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I bet a couple of those guys shot their load in that water and they are all swimming around in it. Hayden probably accidentally drank a couple loads worth and didn't even know it!
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the one in pink bikini looks good, hayden looks good too
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Your all idiots thats not the shocker. its the pointer and middle finger than the pinky finger not the thumb
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ok nevermind i didnt look at the second picture
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jensen ackles got his dickk cut offffff making out with billy ray cyrus on the set of hanna montana. zac efron got his dickk cut offf licking corbin blue's tt has a face only mother could love and is is jason vorhees
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CATHY R., You need to shut your mouth and know your role when Chris speaks. Don't hate Hayden Panettiere because, she knows how to please guys and I'm included. I am saying this in a respectful pleasing as in making guys crush and blush over her. Cathy R, maybe you don't have a boyfriend and Hayden's sexiness is making you hate the fact that she has a man Steve Jones. I've been infatuated with Hayden since, she was a kid a young crushy, crushy feeling boy sees girl boy falls for girl, but she doesn't know he exists thats what I'm saying gorgeous. Ugly Model 1 don't contribute to ignorance I have seen Hayden's modeling photos and she is indeed sexy. A woman that makes playboy girls look like grown children and I'm not lying about that. Hayden is real female beauty those Hugh Hefner girls can't get real guys because they lower their stature for meat instead of a person with a personality. In, other words guys your woman that only cares for sex is a woman who has no sense of value and morals.
Peace Out,
Chris
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