Hayden Panettiere & Her Short Hair Went Out To Eat!
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hayden Panettiere: My Summer VacationThis summer has been about growing up for Hayden "the Cheerleader" Panettiere, who's busy breaking in her first multimillion-dollar Hollywood Hills mansion.
“My parents are, like, down the street," says the Heroes star. "So when it's late at night and I don't feel like being by myself, I'll be like [on the phone], 'Hi Dad,' and he'll be like, 'Just come over,' and I'll be like, 'Oh, OK. Pull my arm. Twist my arm. OK.' " E! Online
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God that song sucks ass. Its like a complete rip off of Paris Hiltons crappy song. I like her hair short, though. It ages her in a good way.
Aisha PReply to this Comment
Which Paris stole from UB40. Actually I don't blame either Paris or Hayden for this crap (well, I do, but only to a degree) - they most likely have very little to do with creating these songs. Probably a half hour in the studio doing a take or two on vocals and then some music tech whips out Pro Tools.
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I hate the short hair, but the girl knows how to dress that short frame of hers.
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haha. creepy old man. HP, shhhhh. no no no, don't sing. she's def. trying way too hard
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
She makes me soooo hot!
KatelynReply to this Comment
The hair makes her look shorter...
Danny44Reply to this Comment
Learn to fucking grow.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
I don't like her hair that length...but there's something so sexy about a short girl in sky high heels.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
Cute. I bet that it's only a matter of months before she drops Milo the Pedo.
Douche BaggeryReply to this Comment
Oh....MY.....GOD!.....It's like Paris Hilton ate Hayden for lunch, shit her out and than sprinkled her lack of music talent on the turd.
Richard-SchlichtingHey Hayden....If you are going to bend over and show off cleavage....Have some.....
I try to be positive....But there are struggling artists with 10 times better shit out there and this shit get airplay....Hopefully the public will deep six this shit like they've did to the rest of Paris Hiltons tragedy of an album.
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I get a hard on whenever I see this chick now...
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I think she'd be ULTRA HOT with really white hair and a pony tail, maybe. That would go ULTRA FINE with that 80'ies outfit she's sporting.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I'm actually thinking White Blonde with a Mullet...
Noxious BobBetter then the pony tail
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So fucking hot. Some of you are blind, deaf and dumb.
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She looks good with that haircut.
CourtneyReply to this Comment
I think she looks good. Her hair is very nice for summer.
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She does nothing for me. She's just cute, nothing more.
RoastedNutsReply to this Comment
I've grown bored of this over exposed dwarf now. Still do her if she begged me though.
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I will ride this chick all the way to France!
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I would make her forget about men.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Not feeling the hair
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So midgety it's not even funny.
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Congratulations, Hayden. You now look like a 35 year old soccer mom whose husband cheats on her while she drives the kids around in a fucking minivan.
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Huh. I have never thought she was beautiful, but trying so hard to look sexy makes her ugly - and ridiculous.
Better as a brunette, though.
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What you are all seeing here is the "entertainment" business importing the Asian model.
I watch a lot of Japanese, Korean and Chinese movies (and I'm a white guy with no Asian background in my family) and what you see is exactly whats happening here.
Singer becomes actress or vice versa. They leverage the property they have (being the person) into as many avenues as possible till they've burned out, or become highly successful (more likely the former)
Noxious BobReply to this Comment
You mean like Lena Horne, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Harry Belafonte, Jim Nabors, Carol Lawrence, Cher, Liza Minnelli... can I stop now?
GolianoReply to this Comment
Stick to acting and being pretty WHILE YOU STILL CAN... cause lord knows you should not expect a Meryl Streep Career...
The-Phantom-WriterReply to this Comment
LMFAO.... how does THIS bitch get a record contract and shes trying to RAP in that, and my boy Loki isnt world famous?
bitch please.
and like i mentioned...
hey Hayden, Hilary Duff and LiLo called, they woudl like their respective videos for Wake Up and Rumors back.
but i guess this is the type of music you get when you fuck JR ROtem and let him produce your record.
that shit is worse than the last ashlee simpson outta my head sghit.
i think we have an EASY canidate for worst song of 08...
please please can her 15 minutes be up now?
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
it's a consiracy, McCracken... they don't want any assholes in the game. i ain't got a chance.
suprised you ain't dropped a JR Scrotum joke yet. like you know... "i bet she licked JR's Scrotum" or something. i guess i just did it for ya. ;)
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
hey loki, you KNOW this shit is bad when you can say that...
"Avril Lavigne raps better than..."
before someones name....
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
oh, yeah. their is no escaping the depths of horrible, my ears went through listening to that. for shame.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
just make sure when your with her, if she starts singing, just shut her up... im sure you can think of a way to do that....
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
don't worry McCracken. im sure i'd find something to plug her mouth with real quick... OW!
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
the best part?
"you dont buy me drinks"
BITCH YOUR 18...anyone that WOULD is a fucking pervert....hey Milo, how you doing?
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
PS Color her hair brown, in this set shed look like an ugly Katie Holmes.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
i prefere the long hair... but i'd still hit that. i bet Mylo told her to grow it so she'd look more mature and less embarrassing at family dinners...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
i bet Mylo told her to *cut* it...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
dude, what are you kidding? they prolly make her sit at the kids tables during Ventimiglia family events.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
maybe he wants her to sit at the "big people" table now...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
damn, i gotta get me the ringtone for this!!!
jamiesonReply to this Comment
she kinda 'raps' like Lil Wayne..
jamiesonReply to this Comment
as bad as lil wayne is... even he didn't deserve that.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
lol what? Singing? from HayPan? ROFLMFAOMGLOLWTFBBQ
she can't sing. nuff said.
Viktoreas Other AccountReply to this Comment
ooooooookay, just watched the vid. THAT SUCKED HARD!!! the rap was bog awful... damn...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
i'm kinda liking her hair cut
StephanieReply to this Comment
Gorgeous with a tight little bod. Boing!
GolianoReply to this Comment
AAAAAMEN!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
wowwww her song SUCKS! hahaaha and the video..i thought it was like a joke from mad tv or something. at least vanessa's music has sort of a cute hip hop beat doesnt it? or am i thinking of something else? oh well i still think hayden is a cute girl in appearance, but shes an idiot for this 'career move.' loser. haha
the kittenReply to this Comment
Am I seeing right? This bitch has a music video now? What????
jennylaReply to this Comment
That song is making me wish for a return from Snow.
Informer is like a masterpiece compared to that.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
dude, the chicken dance is a masterpiece next to this.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
The song and video suck. But I don't know what kind of idiot you must be to see this as a copy of Hiltons song. They are not that similar songs, easy to see if you know music at all.
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The rap part was adorable haha, I won't be buying her records I don't think.
paulypaulReply to this Comment
Oh lord.. kill the singing, kill it with fire!
She knows that everyone is going to turn off their volume and watch as she tries to act sexy and fail hardcore.
I feel like they'll end up showing this video on Disney late at night.
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