Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures From Mexico

These pics are from earlier this month, they beautifully prove Heidi Klum's MILFy state of affairs.

Heidi Klum's $137 String Bikini Becomes Women's Object of Lust
Men appreciate centerfold Heidi Klum's beauty in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Women lust after her $137 string bikini.

Within two weeks of the magazine's arrival on newsstands in mid-February, Red Carter, the designer of the American-Indian inspired two-piece Klum wore, managed to move a 400-plus inventory of the suit. According to the Miami-based swimwear maker, his overall sales in the two months since are 60 percent higher than a year earlier. [Bloomberg]

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30 Scandalous Comments

Assless, flat, nay.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 12:49pm
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No tits, no ass, plus a nasty man-Jaw. Yikes!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 12:49pm
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her hips are strange

but she has a pretty face

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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EWWWWWWWW! How is that M.I.L.Filicious??????????

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 12:58pm
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#6.
True. Gone dowhill.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 1:17pm
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I was expecting something else after reading "beautifully prove".

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 1:51pm
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yep, not looking good in the slightest here. how do you manage to not look good in a bikini? she may have to be stripped of her milf status...

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:01pm
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Blech, makes her annoying squeakers voice even more attractive

0_o

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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how the hell was she in the VS show a few months ago and appeared to have a waist? her waist is as thick as her shoulders now

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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she looks better in clothes. but she's still about 100x better looking than the average woman.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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HOW, FOR HELL, CAN SUCH AN UGLY BITCH MAKE SO MUCH MONEY WITH HER LOOKS?!!!!!!!?????????

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:07pm
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Where did her boobs go? Where did her waist go? Why does she look so goddam pear shaped, and why oh why is she wearing that god awful bikini?

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:46pm
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She was always manly and never hot, some people just never noticed due to the hype.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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Maybe not too bad for her age, but definitely a hasbeen.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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WHY IS THAT OLD MAN WEARING A GREEN BIKINI ????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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WHAT? I just looked up her age because some of you commented that she looks good for her age. I figured she'd be in her late 40s or something with comments like that. But she's only 34?!!!! My mother is in her early 40s and looks a million times better. Not to mention all the 40 something year old actresses out there that are way hotter. This is very strange indeed.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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You mean she isn't approaching 50?

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:23pm
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the face looks good. what happened with the body??? where the fuck is the vs catalogue body of heidi????

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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I think she's been looking like this for awhile, VS just pushes her boobs up. I never understood why people thought she looked so great after having her kids. Granted, she looks like a normal mom, but not a supermodel anymore.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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at least no stretchmarks or cellulite.
she definitely doesnt look like her photoshopped pictures.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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She probably wouldn't have looked as bad if she had a nicer suit...preferably a one piece. I can't believe she's that young.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 1:04am
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Boobs, gone. Sexy shape, gone. Millions of dollars worth of work, gone. All thanks to her 3 children. Oh don't you just love kids.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 2:46am
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I tell you.. this site is not for people to read unless they're drugged up.
The harsh reality you put up here can be frightening for some!!
And btw, comment nr. 4.. it's nice to see my old username on a guy!!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 2:54am
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She looks horrible in this bikini. She has a fucked up body. The hips, waist, breasts, and ass should be covered. A one piece would have given her some decent comments. She's no supermodel.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 3:04am
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That is just plain NASTY! How could she be a model anywhere other than AARP?

Go away you old hag!

0.5 for you.. yuck!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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why wud yah av such a big camera when yav got $millions!!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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