Heidi Klum @ Nickelodeon 2008 Kids Choice Awards
Monday, March 31st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Heidi Klum has designs on men
“I’m really not into make-up for guys. I like them to be a little more rough and real. I think make-up, glitter and that sort of thing should just be for us girls — men should be men and women should be women.” Source

























Eww, that nose... She seems like a total cunt, and on top of that she has no assssss.
Douche BaggeryReply to this Comment
She keeps getting "wacky" as she gets older..not really sure if all that was just an act...I'm a strong believer that beautiful people have little or no personality...
Razor.RamonReply to this Comment
greeeeeeeeeeaaaat pair of legs
AnijkaReply to this Comment
I hate when celebrity women flash the peace sign. Yes, we all want world peace...I get it. What about a simple wave or a smile? (I know there is pressure to do something when you are getting your pic taken, but this doesn't work)
The only woman who can flash the peace sign is Lindsay Lohan, because it's her thing and she's Lindsay Lohan.
ACEReply to this Comment
hottest MILF around
omegashe is so funny and nice, you could actually hang out with this supermodel
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Don't like the bangs.
HalleryReply to this Comment
Just wanted to say that I miss Alessandra and Adriana
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B.O.R.I.N.G.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
She is getting WAY too old to be dressing like a 16-year-old. If you are married and have 30 kids you don't need to be dressing in miniskirts, espadrilles, and band tees. Grow the fuck up.
MrPinchyReply to this Comment
Still has a hot body, but the face is starting to show her age.
MissyReply to this Comment
Her legs are so impressive in those heels that they need a government health warning.
Damn.
king biscuitReply to this Comment
She's stunning in person. I saw her and Seal with their children at Disneyland a few weeks ago, and she's just one of those naturally beautiful women even without the makeup.
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Hold on to Bubbles.
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She used to be so hot. Now....... meh.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
i hate that permanent, rigid expression she has on her face...it looks like she is constipated but trying taking a shit and smile at the same time...i am impressed with myself that I put it this clearly.
d55Reply to this Comment
Meeeeh.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
I'd want my wife to look that good too after popping out a bunch of kids. Heidi is hot as hell.
SebastianReply to this Comment
the woman's got some killer legs. i'll leave it at that...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
I'd still give her one, even after seal's been there!
Hubba HubbaReply to this Comment
she's too HOT. and i completely agree with her quote.
cindylouReply to this Comment
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