Heidi Montag & Douche-Slave Before Taping Regis & Kelly
Friday, April 18th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Wanna see Heidi modeling her new clothing line? Check it here.
And here's the best news of the day: When asked whether she would star in a Hills movie, Heidi answered in the negative (which was probably a total lie b/c everyone knows she's a money grubbing whore who'd do anything for a few extra bills).
She tells Hollyscoop.com:
"I've never discussed a movie possibility for 'The Hills' ... and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don't think that would be something I would do.
"If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a 'Hills' movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you."
On a similar topic: There are actually people behind closed doors planning a fucking HILLS MOVIE?! The industry is so jacked right now...
























I have those shoes in brown.
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Those shoes... its like a gladiator on acid made them...
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Her shoes are driving me crazy....I mean in a really good way.
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The douche bag, looks very familiar, I think I've seen him some flick, or maybe some one that looks like him I don't know, but he's lucky m/f...cause she's hot. Love that ass picture I just saw.
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She has so little personality...she looks like a wax figure in real life.
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Sad part is she would cheat for the sake of cheating. She probably doesn't have an orgasmic cell in her body.
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Every time I look at that guy I try to picture how it would be for him in jail.
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@8 lol He would be really popular I'm thinking...
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i wish he would kill himself
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Is this the famous Spencer I'm always hearing about? Holy mother of God, all I can see is Dr. Janosz Poha from Ghostbusters II.
"Why am I drippings with goo?"
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haha.
good eye, betty!
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Dear God, Please bless Mom, Dad & Granny and I pray for world peace... Amen... and PS I if it's not asking for too much can you Please Kill Spencer and Heidi... Thanks... Amen...
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Lol, I think he's funny..not my fav, but he's funny..
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After a few years in the stir...We get Dr. John Whorfin:

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^I just laughed so hard I scared my kid.
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:O) - Apologize to the kid for me.
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Love the shoes.
He'a a fucking ugly chump. So is she.
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most irritating couple ever!!! and the resemblance between spenc and Dr. John Whorfin is amazing. hysterical
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horse alert
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I don't care what other people say about her. I would still hit it. I mean, like, really, really hard. And then donkey punch that bitch.
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yeah, they suck all together. Her shoes are tie-dyed gladiators from balenciaga. life in the hills must pay good. little mix of trend & stripper all in one.
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I think they're a cute couple. Ugly, too short, loud-mouthed, couple... but nevertheless, cute.
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i think joel mchale from 'the soup' has the last words on these douchebags plus the hideous, crumbling state of america's youth
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lol at comment 15 yeah there dam annoying this fucking couple and she has no personality and he looks like shit
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@ 24. I love The Soup.
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Ugly Conservative Bitch!! People like this are responsible for George Bush.
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