Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt @ 'The Hills' Season Finale Party
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.comCheck out Heidi's bikini-flavored honeymoon pics!
So, the couple no one gives a shit about reportedly want a kid. As Dumbass Spencer Pratt's put it on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show on Monday, "We definitely need a kid ASAP."
What the fuck are these two smoking? Do they really think that their shady marriage & fake kid plans are gonna get some extra cash flowing in their direction? I have a feeling they're desperately fishing for their own lame MTV reality show. Knowing how the biz works, I'm pretty sure Super Douche Spencer Pratt will negotiate some sort of kinky deal w/ MTV execs which involves Heidi giving blow jobs to select execs in exchange for a reality show. It's sad that we have to call this shit out, but when it comes to these two clowns, you know they'll do anything & everything to stay in the limelight & earn some easy cash.
Not that any of you give a shit, but after hearing about her daughter's fake wedding a couple weeks back, Heidi's mom came out & said she can't see the wedding last more than "six months!" In response, a heavily medicated Heidi told Ryan Seacrest yesterday that the marriage will last, "Forever and ever and ever!"
"She loves Spencer and she always says she's never seen anyone treat someone as well as Spencer treats me," Heidi added regarding the rift between her douche bag hubs and mommy dearest. "I think moms are just shocked at first because all moms would be, but she's really come around."
Wow. Whatever it is that Spencer's mixing in Heidi's drinks is seriously working its magic! Good for him!
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heidi's face is truly FUG, and her boobs look like shit here with those fake tan splotches on 'em. nasty. her face is always so heavily made up and greasy looking. i remember when i watched the hills AGES ago i thought she was beautiful, she hardly wore makeup, had a slim figure (no fake boobies) and looked naturally pretty....what happened?!
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money happened!
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HEIDI IS SO FUCKING UGLY. HEIDI IS SO FUCKING FUGLY. AND FUCKING FAT. I BET SHE HAS AIDS.
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horseface
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side boob is the best kind of boob!
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i totally agree with u shandi
i'm watching season 1 and she looked so good with short hair and no make up
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SHE HAS A H-U-G-E- LOWER JAW ,LIKE THE KID FROM "MASK" WITH CHER
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haha...that movie was called Mask and I agree.
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bitch looks old and haggard
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Slore.
/DO NOT WANT
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...THE FLESH COLORED BEARD RETURNS FOR OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say what you want about her face, but anyone claiming they wouldn't lick her box and do her all night her is full of shit.
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C'mon her face isn't UGLY, more like average. And the body is one of the best. I wouldn't hesitate to hit that.
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Spencer does not deserve that. Heidi has really sexy legs and feet. I hate fake boobs!
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THESE FUCKS NEED TO DIE...THE BITCH HAS A NASTY JAW AND HER TOOL HAS BIG FUCKEN CHEEKS...HOPE THESE TWO FUCK HEADS ARE STERILE.
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