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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Heidi Montag Says No To ‘Hills’ Movie
“I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for ‘The Hills’…and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do,” Heidi Montag told us over the weekend. “If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a ‘Hills’ movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you.” MTV
god she's ugly...
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Heidi looks really good here! She never should have went to the plastic surgeon.
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Me no want Heidi.
Me like Lauren.
Me think in a pinch me like Spencer's little sister.
Me think Heidi not nice person.
Me think she catch ride on coattails.
Me want to eat Lauren like a chocolate chip cookie.
Me put Lauren in mouth and me say yum yum num num yum num yum yum.
Me look in mirror and see stalker.
Me see me waiting outside of Lauren's house with flowers and big gun.
Me no want go to jail.
Me hear no cookies in jail.
Me call psychotherapist and ask for appointment.
Me take medication.
Me still like Lauren but not as much as me like chocolate chip cookie.
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No singing.....Just up and down....No! *points finger* Bad! No barking either!
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Man, a threesome with her and Jessica Simpson would be amazing.
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Yea this chick is def not cute at all. Her head is enormous.
CourtneyReply to this Comment
Courtney I'd like to see how "cute" u r....this chick is cute...
she's not all that though...but def not ugly
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She looks like a Barbie doll in pic 2. (i.e. plastic)
I'm sorry, but I think she looks rather cute in pic 3.
BobLablawLawBlogReply to this Comment
LMAO @ 3
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
She'd make a good porn star. She has that trashy porn chick look about her. I'd grudge fuck the heck out of this chick.
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
@ #10 Well said bro!!
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Holy shit what an ugly girl.
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I hate those shoes
neo geishaher feet look so big
she's very plastic, her face looks weird, like a horse
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Denzel Washington? I love how this no talent cunt acts like she's too good for the shit that made her "famous". Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
MissyReply to this Comment
Screw Her and John McCain
BlueElement2kReply to this Comment
she looks like she smells.
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Overexposed blonde...pancake makeup covering pocky bumpy skin...always in the gossip rags...
I think Proactiv just found their next annoying, acned spokespimp.
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
For #7- The Blind ALEJANDRO
CourtneyI may not be beautiful but I sure as hell am alot cuter than Heidi Montag. So you can go fuck yourself. ID LOVE to see a picture of you.
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^^^yes you definitely are! 1000x cuter!
heidi looks a little bobbleheadish and she's had a bit too much plastic surgery
cindylouReply to this Comment
haha i like the captions on this.. That heidi girl is annoying to me, why is she still famous? she is boring too
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