High School Musical 3: Senior Year Team @ Australian Premiere
Monday, November 10th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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Photo Credit: TitoMedia.com.au / Splash NewsZac Efron, the dude trapped in the middle, is one seriously lucky bastard. Assuming he's like any other heterosexual dude who knows how to use his power when surrounded by hot chicks, Zac & his two girlfriends have probably experimented with a Bastardly Threesome.
Such a scenario could've played out in few ways...
1. While Zac's getting it on w/ Vanessa inside her trailer, Ashley accidently enters. Bastardly Threesome ensues.
2. While Zac's cheating on Vanessa & sexing up Ashley inside her trailer, Vanessa abruptly enters. As the couple fights it out inside Ashley's trailer, their fighting morphs into make-up sex (doesn't it always?). Ashley doesn't sit on the side or quietly leave her trailer, but rather, joins in the fun. Bastardly Threesome ensues.
3. Any other scenarios out there?
Anyway, below are pics from the Australian premiere held earlier today at George St cinemas in Sydney. From a hotness level standpoint, Ashley Tisdale looks about 30x hotter than Vanessa. Sadly, Vanessa was smoking some major fashion crack...
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the tiz is so fucking hot it hurts my scrotum to even look at her and her sexy fucking legs and feet. i am going to pound my meat as soon as my mom goes to the market.
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I love Ashleys shoes. I find Zac intimidatingly pretty. And why is Vanessa draped in a table cloth?!
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Pic 1, Zac looks seriously annoyed.
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ashley tisdale is so fucking ugly, her face is just nasty it looks like a cartoon. i like vanessa's hair, it looks really pretty.
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Wow, Ashley is ugly as usual, but she looks better than Vanessa in these pictures?!?!
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i think all three of them are looking 'less than' in these pics. theyre probably all burned out from all the work and travel and premieres
am i the only one who likes vanessa's dress, and thinks that ashley DOES NOT have good legs? they're looking a little on the mischa side lately
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shut the fuck up you fucking moron. your legs are disgusting compared to anyone's, let alone ashley's, you fucking mongoloid.
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LOL @ this bitter Ashley fan.
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register you fuck wits....
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lol whats the point
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"3 Any other scenarios out there..."
Vanessa is a beard.
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Ashley does NOT have sexy legs. There is something about them that is just not right. They look like 10 year olds legs or something. Now Vanessa on the other hand, is PERFECTION.
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Leni: go suck your husband's cock or something. make yourself useful, you fucking whore. typing +1 all day long is exposing your for the jizz bucket you really are. fuck you.
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Devo = Douche
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Devo, you're an idiot for insulting Leni, what kind of psycho attacks those who don't agree with him? Face it, Tiz's legs are FUCKING SHAPELESS, if you think she's hot, fine, you can have her, I'd not want to even piss on her.
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stop looking at little girl's legs, you sick fuck. that might solve your problem. if you're looking at little girls' legs long enough to have a mental picture of what they look like, then you need to seriously reconsider what you're looking at.
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Hey shitface, look at Ashleys legs. They look like they are not fully grown, which is what a 10 yr old would look like. Shitface. You probably try to shave 10 yr olds legs.
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nice comeback, pedo bear.
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Yeah her legs have like..a hoof like shape to them, like shes a pig or something. That probably sounds completely ridiculous. I think she just needs to work on getting some calves
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ashley always has the nicest shoes. vanessa anne looks older in these pics. zac, my man, you gotta button up, it'll look sharper.
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my legs are hotter than ashleys im much taller and they are longer and that there is why I always wear short skirts/ dresses
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Where is the Bastardly Shapeless Legs Cam ???
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In the endless fight between tisdale and hudgens, tisdale easily wins this round
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Somebody has got to ask it...WTF just happened?! did i fall and bump head?! did i experience an out of body experience?! was i sucked into the 5th dimension of ascension?! maybe i took of the that Amy Winehouse shhh and it was a bad trip?! IDK!
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Both have non-inspiring faces, but the bodies look nice.
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How many "HSM" premieres have there been? I count at least five off the top of my head.
Anyway: Ashley DOES NOT have sexy legs (she has no calves), and her face is seriously busted.
Vanessa looks like a worn-out hag. Her dress looks like bed sheets stitched together.
Zac looks like he would rather be hanging out with his boyfriend.
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Those cheerleaders on the background on pic 2 look way hotter then both put together...legs and faces both.
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Vanessa is pretty cute, really like the hair.
And Ashley, I'd hit it... with a shovel to the face, wait, I think someone has already beat me to it. She has an average body at best and where the fuck is the brown bag? Seriously, she's busted beyond repair.
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ashley legs are trrible and shou;d never get sexy leg cam status. i wish vanessa was showing hers. those are sexy.
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So am i the only person in the world who thinks Ashley is prettier than Vanessa?! :(
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Scenario 3. Vanessa and Ashley are in a rug munching 69 in the trailer. Zac stops by to tell Vanessa he has a headache so he can go see his boyfriend. But he sees Ashley's booty sticking up he decides to stay and enjoy some strange, since he is wearing out Vanessa's booty, trying to hide hide his metrosexual tendacies!
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they look older than their actual age, and the circa90s prom outfits arent helping either.
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Ashley Tisdale looks amazing in her white dress.
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I don't usually like pretty boy but I think Zac is kinda hot.
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