Hilary Duff vs. Ashley Tisdale: The Coffee Bean Matchup
Friday, December 12th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Yesterday Hilary won a majority vote versus Mandy Moore so today after seeing these two white chicks getting their daily fill of The Coffee Bean I figure it's time for another Bastardly Matchup. Are you going to choose Hilary Duff and her developing boobies or Ashley Tisdale with her chicken legs and skinny bikini bod?






















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come on there is no contest. Anyone can see Hilary Duff is gorgeous and Ashley is ordinary and plain
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Hilary smokes Ashley, easily
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What the hell kinda question is that? There's no disputing that Hilary is a thousand times hotter than Ashley. Ashley's dog is more attractive than her.
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LOL! So totally true.
Hilary can purse her lips and make it look sexy. Ashley looks like she's been sucking on lemons.
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Hilary can go out wearing ripped up and slacky clothes with no make-up and still look like a stunner. Ashley's one of those really insecure girls who has to try on three different outfits and apply a whole bottle of foundation before going out to the mailbox. There is no competition.
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i feel bad that you keep comparing tisdale to girls that are way hotter. why not compare her to somebody she has a CHANCE to beat?
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like Fergie?
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ashley tisdale is butt ugly
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This isn't a fair fight.
Hillary is a beautiful woman. Ashley wouldn't even make a beautiful DOG!
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Developing boobies? Those are implants.
I wish there was a 'neither' option.
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haha. bellhops maybe some of the best dressed dudes out there. look at my man...he is fresh to death.
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*may be
it was a long night
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If I was with Hilary I'd constantly fill her with jizz.
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Wow, Ashley doesn't seem too popular here. Thats okay, I still love her.
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Hey I'd love to bang Ashely too, she looks like she'd be fun in bed. But in a side-by-side comparison with HD she has no shot.
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HILARY IT'S SO PRETTY & PERFECT, ASHLEY LOOKS AVERAGE HERE, HIL WINS BY FAR
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hilary is beautiful women ever, hilary smokes ashley tisdale... OW!!!!!! fair respect for ashley tisdale, shes above average, and o.k.
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The Duffster is crazy hot, Ashley is annoying and boring.
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These two girls are too hot and are both really beautiful, and infact right now I am cumming to both but at the end of the day I'd rather be in bed with Ashley Tisdale. Really hard decision but I got to go with Ashley.
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hillary is the better catch... but, i'd like to teach tisdale a thing or two...
to put it simply i'd go "all juan valdez" on their asses...
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