'Hills' Star Whitney Port Is Now Sleeping With This Dude!
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAnd the Wiki says...
Whitney Eve Port (born March 4, 1985)[1] is part of the MTV reality television series The Hills.[2] She is a former fashion contributor for Teen Vogue. [Wiki]
























That guy looks like he just stepped out of 1986.
And she's fug.
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She's cute. Dude looks like an extra from Bill and Ted though.
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You say that like its a bad thing!
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Bill and Ted is a classic work of cinema.
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I like 'em scruffy too. I feel ya, Whit.
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Scruffy like Jared Leto. Mmmm...
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Omg Jared Leto! Mmmm indeed.
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oh my god.grunge chic.what a fucking poser.
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Kenny Loggins is still alive???
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that's not kenny loggins that's joey lawrence
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Whitney is a cutie but he's a bit too scruffy for my taste.
Wouldnt want to see his nether regions.
Must be like a forrest down there.
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If she actually shows some class and doesn't date what look like Mischa Barton Throw aways, she may graduate to being called Whitney Merlot. Cabernet? Never.
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shouldnt the word STAR also be in quotes?
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Who knew "reality" television could pay so well?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
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Screw Lauren. Spencer and Whatsherhorseface, 65,000 per episode? Hell if I worked at MTV and those were my money Id rather wipe Justin Bobbys ass with fucking 65k.
Also, Whitney is underrated.
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