Holly Madison vs. Bridget Marquardt - Bastardly Matchup
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
These snaps were taken @ Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Playmate Casting CallRead more in Bastardly Matchups, Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison, Sluts & Whores
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Just remember, a vote for Brigette is a vote against plastic and the way it is nefariously used in the human body. In a million years there's going to be nothing left of human civilization but nuclear waste of bags of silicon littering the landscape.
I can't stop thinking about the Japanese-American art school girl I was having sex with in my dream last night. What I can't figure out is who she symbolizes, or if she was a literal manifestation of someone from the material world. Anyone know anything about dream interpretation? Anyone know any hot Japanese-American art school girls?
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
So what does the having sex with Japanese American Art school student mean to you? I think the answer lies in what your feeling and interpretation of that would be.
Richard-SchlichtingFor example for me that would represent something exotic and something intellectual. It would be a change up for me, because I am not normally into asian women....So it might represent that I am looking outside the box when it comes to my passions.
Bridget all the way....I've always liked her for some reason.
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wtf is going here?
StukReply to this Comment
The more I think about it, the more I think it means that I want to have sex with Japanese-American girl who shares a cubicle with me at work. Because she is by far the hottest girl at my office, and she's Japanese-American, and every time she gets up from her desk to go use the copy machine, I think about what it would be like to lift up her skirt, pull down her green thong (which I caught sight of yesterday), and fuck her on my desk. But I don't get the art school connection. Because she didn't go to art school. I did, but she didn't.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
Well see...That is why knowing the whole story helps.
Richard-SchlichtingThe art school might just be you trying to find something you have in common....Also...Depending on what you thought of art school....It could mean that as well.
For example if Art School was really tough for you, you might be a metaphor for that getting her pants might be as hard as art school.
See where I am going with this?
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Yah. But I had a great time at art school.
Cookie MonsterNo, I just want to fuck the Japanese-American girl who sits next to me in my cubicle.
Trust me, Rich, if you could see what she looks like, then you would understand.
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And you asked why? Cause you wanted to talk about it I guess. Well Cookie....Go get the nookie than....Stop talking and start walking...
Richard-SchlichtingCan I throw anymore cliches at ya.
The worst that can happen is she rips off your head and shits down your neck....Which may in fact please you....In any event....Go do it.
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Think of her as cookie that need to be baked. You have to pre-heat the oven, oil and dust the pan, squeeze out the dough......Put the cookies and watch them rise....Patience my young Jedi.
Richard-SchlichtingRestrain, Hard on you must....As Yoda might say.
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Is it just me or does Bridget oddly resemble Cindy on the cover there?
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They both look very hittable.
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Holly looks like she smells of garlic....don't ask me why....but I get a garlic-y vibe from her.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
I kind of get the, "I'm a complete bitch" vibe from her.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Bridget all the way. I have always thought that she had the best body of the three. She also seems like the nicest.
HalleryReply to this Comment
When Hef dies the whole Playboy franchise will just dissolve, right? Please!
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It seems that Holly is a photo editor at the mag now. Maybe she has designs on running when Hef kicks off.
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Holly, with all her plastic surgery, is better looking overall. But Bridget seems to have more of a personality.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
I agree
HoneyReply to this Comment
Can't stand both, but the way Holly speak is really annoying (even more annoying than Bridget's baby talk).
EveReply to this Comment
*speaks.
EveReply to this Comment
I pick number 3- Kendra
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Bridget by far...
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blangin watch holly > kung-fu grip bridget
hahaha @ chard-schlict with endorsement
dratsab inc.Reply to this Comment
i'm a little ashamed to admit it, but i love the girls next door. i don't even know why. but i think holly is a bitch. she's so desperate. hugh is not going to marry you or give you any babies. he's gonna fucking die because he's OLD! i love kendra though!!
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No. Just No.
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Bridget is a fun girl, and she would totally swallow. Holly is a bitch and would complain about going down in the first place.....
Danny44Reply to this Comment
Bridget looks old. She's at least 40. She needs to leave Hef and get some damn self respect. What 40 year old woman is content with just being a mere plaything for some geriatric old coot? Holly is just as bad, sharing her 'puffin' with 2 other chicks. Damn. These women need to grow up.
Aisha PReply to this Comment
But it's a career......
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
To answer your question re: what 40 year old woman is content with just being a mere plaything for some geriatric old coot:
My dad's 4th wife, and about 99% of the the women over the age of 40 who lives west of Doheny Blvd. and North of Santa Monica Blvd.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
all Hef's girls are as dumb as shit at a spelling bee. but Bridget somehow manages annoy me more than she really should. what an annoying cat loving, poop scooping, air headed idiot.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
I vote Bridget. She seems the least fake and the sweetest. Holly seems pretentious; probably because she's the #1 girlfriend.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Not even a fair match...everyones know holly is the main bitch!!....if hefner pick her is for a fucking goood reason...i mean his god!!....so that make's holly... a god's pick!!
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OK NOW I CATCH THIS SHOW EVERTIME ITS ON NOW N AGAIN AND I GOT TO SAY BRIDGET STRAIGHT UP NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC HELP, AND HOLLY TOO. THE ONLY ONE THATS CLOSE TO NORMAL IS KENDRA. NO DETAIL NEEDED FOR THOSE THAT WATCH THE SHOW KNOWS WHAT I MEAN.
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Kendra normal? Are you out of your fucking mind? A 22 year old gold digger fucking an 80 year old horny rich guy and yet she is still 3rd in the pecking order...that's fucking stupid. All the money is going to Hef's true wife that is why she hasn't divorced the horny old bastard. These 3 will probably split $2-4 million with Holly taking 1/2 and Bridget 3/4 of what Holly will leave behind. Kendra would be lucky to get 1/16 of anything that Hef would leave for them. If that is normal, then I wouldn't wanna be dumb.
d_jologsReply to this Comment
Kendra is so gd annoying.
HalleryReply to this Comment
I find any women associated with Playboy to be rather annoying.
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Even Marilyn??? I already know your answer.
HalleryShe was their first centerfold. But the magazine has gone downhill since then along with Hef's eyesight. It will be sort of interesting to see what happens when he dies but if Holly is in charge, I doubt it will be any better and possibly even worse.
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Well, I was speaking of mordern times of course! I'm sure once Hef passes on Playboy will feature bleach blondes with big fake boobs as always.
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i agree with d_jlogs...any young chick who fucks an 80 year old man for money (which is the case 99.9999% time) has some deep issues...having no morals, no character, no dignity, no pride, no self respect, no self esteem, being on top of that list...that's straight up prostitution...you know, there is no love...it is purely financial
d55Reply to this Comment
Can I pick Barbi Benton (in her prime that is)?
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both are ugly...no matter how they dress, how they style their hair, both are ugly...i can see the nose job on one of the biggest whores...whatever her name is...holly i guess...they look so old, used up but trying so hard to look young
d55Reply to this Comment
the other one must be getting me my money.
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Yuck, 2 old hasbeens. Neither is very appealing or pretty. Hef can keep em both!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Hi this is the real Holly and Bridget and YOU D55 YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!! WE DO NOT LOOK OLD WE ARE BEAUTIFUL UNLIKE YOU YOU PROBABLY LOOK IN A MIRROR AND IT BREAKS AT THE SIGHT OF YOU AND WE ARE SO NOT DUMB YOU BASTARDS OUT THERE THAT THINK THAT!
Oh and thanks to those who think were pretty! =]
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