HOLY GOD! What The Hell Happened To Madonna?!

Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com

These were snapped as Madonna & her adopted son David exited a Kabbalah service earlier today in New York City.

So, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this pic?

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41 Scandalous Comments

nothings happened to Madonna. she's always looked like a dying man. they just do her up for videos and shit... and that hardly helps.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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Hahaha. That's true.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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Looks like Annie Winehouse's sister here; shooters veins and all.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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1st thing that comes to mind is always the same when I see this skank........ EWWWWWWWW I wouldn't fuck her with Jackson's dick...... lol

And thats the bottom line......

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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Madonna actually used to be kinda hot in the early 80's circa "Like A Virgin". However, as she has aged, she gotten into the holistic "don't eat anything substantive" scene, and has shriveled up.

There is a name for this disorder but I can't recall it. There was a tv special about it not too long ago.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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Methamphetamine.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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Nice to see she dresses up and shines bright for church services...

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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eat some carbs beehatch...and maybe your face might look like that of a woman!

as i read somwhere else today...madonna has clearly chosen to focus her effort on her ass, when, as catherin deneuve once said, (well at least something like this), as a woman ages, choose the face before you choose the ass.

fuck man, when i'm 50 years old, i'd rather have a pretty wife with softer butt, than a hardbody that looks more and more manly with each passing day, not to mention 10 minutes shy of death.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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she should chop a leg off and marry a Beatle

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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ew

oh well..still love her music!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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I heard she was big on the underground arm wrestling scene

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 8:33pm
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i LOVE her cheeks. but the rest is uhhhhhh....

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 10:27pm
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Two words: the precious.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 @ 10:32pm
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With all the dudes she's fucked, it has to be AIDS

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 1:24am
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She got Rodman'd.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 2:56am
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krull the conqueror

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 7:11am
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Carrot Top practices Kaballah?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 8:44am
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come on guys,she is elder now.. its normal to look like ... there is nothing wrong with her

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 10:16am
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I can't believe someone said "i love her cheeks".. are you insane? or just have a serious body image problem?

Those cheeks are what my uncle was sporting when the doctors told us he may not make it through the night, when he was getting hammered by some respiratory disease. it's fucking scary looking and disgusting.

i don't often comment on other people's personal preferences, but man alive, thinking this is a look worth loving is seriously messed up.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 10:19am
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on the 2nd of October in 2008. you sir achieved comment of the day. bravo!!!

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 7:02am
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yes i do love hollow cheeks. if you like big asses, i'm not going to comment anything against you. its a matter of preference. and here it is again, i'm in LOVE with her cheeks.

Saturday, October 4th, 2008 @ 12:37am
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Steroids is the first thing that comes to mind. Then HGH, Nandrolone... you get the drift.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 11:19am
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Ahahah! That's classic, I can't even think of what she looks like other than a freaky, crackhead, mutant mess

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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the first thing that comes to mind is 'this is where having too much money will get you.'
that, or maybe she really is dying? she has good muscle tone but it looks like she lost too much weight so all she is is ripped but has nothing to cover it up. and apparently shes a great example to all women to NOT get plastic surgery in their faces cause thats what it can end up looking like. her face would probably look better if she had just let it age naturally.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 1:27pm
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Age + starvation + plastic surgery = monster face

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 @ 2:54pm
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shes buff as a mother fucker dogg

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 12:28am
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First thing that comes to my mind is leather gay bar, west Village circa 1979. She looks like a dude. An ugly dude.

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 2:33am
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CHEEK IMPLANTS, BOTOX & LIP INJECTIONS.

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 6:38am
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PHOTOSHOPPED people

Saturday, October 4th, 2008 @ 3:06pm
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UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 @ 1:45am
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Is this the face that will replace MAD magazine cover?

Friday, February 20th, 2009 @ 10:14pm
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