How Long Until Miley Cyrus Gets Pregnant?

Photo Credit: A-way! / Splash News
These were snapped at a photocall earlier today to help promote Miley's new album 'Breakout' in Berlin, Germany.

Last week's rumor: Miley is currently living with 20-year old boyfriend Justin Gaston at her own house. That was reported by The National Enquirer, so we all know Miley & Justin must be having illegal sexual relations by now. And, with illegal sexual relations comes teenage pregnancy.

A teenage pregnancy & possible abortion is that the Miley Cyrus story needs right now.

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1 year, 2 months, 6 days, 3 hours, 7 minutes, 51 seconds!

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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I'm sure one of her slutty friends has already told her she can't get prego if she takes it in the mouth.

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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well, you can't...

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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Damn, my wife lied to me!

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 11:44pm
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You mean she hasn't been already?

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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she's getting fat

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 7:20pm
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to be honest, i'd rather see Miley's hot friend Mandy, than this overexposed pedo fodder. i'd hit her friend for the home run...

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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hot friend mandy?!? that ugly raccoon faced whore?

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 4:19pm
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I see she likes pouting her lips. Maybe the power of habit.

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 7:49pm
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I think pregnancy is possible ("I won't get knocked up if I swallow, y'all!"), but having that attitude shows how jaded and cynical society is about starlets.

Why is it, as a society, we all assume all the younger starlets are going to get pregnant? (Notice I used "assume.")

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 7:51pm
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IF SHE was here.......... 10 min

dont hate, this IS missouri.

give daddy a 20.00 and its ON

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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What she really means by this is..........

My V

Dem Soothern folk r so silly, Yall!

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 8:57pm
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She wont get pregnant, i told her aslong as i keep it in her ass shes safe. Although she does demand i pull out and let her swallow, but thats the least i can do for her.

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 9:16pm
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she looks good here

i dont think shell get prego anytime soon

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 9:22pm
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Following her age group role models, the wonderful Spears sisters, and being from the south, I say by this time next year. AND from a guy older than 21, so he can be charged with rape please.

Monday, October 27th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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I HOPE MILEY GETS GANG RAPED FOR BEING A FUCKING WHORE. MUHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE MILEY DIES FROM AIDS FOR BEING A FUCKING SLUT. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 2:20am
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YOU ARE A PIECE OF VERMIN BUT YOUR MY KIND OF VERMIN

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 3:39am
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Cute chick, but she makes the stupidest faces.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 5:14am
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someone must have asked her how many times she did it yesterday. at least thats how i roll.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 5:26am
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i'm ready whenever she is..

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 6:35am
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huuumm. why's my little cocksucker looking so sad. you know it's love when it makes you feel guilty. don't you.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 7:35am
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once her "teen" body dissipates... somebody will be left fucking a pure-breed cuntry fug...

billy ray cyrus will be carving your turkey and be crying in a crib...

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 10:26am
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I still love this bitch. She's going through another "awkward stage" right now but I have it in my heart that she'll be a hot older teen.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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I say she's been sword swallowing for at least this year, and possibly riding the pink pole too.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 @ 10:33am
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miley knocked-up possibility????? that poor retarded, back woods, swamp swimming, trailer tramp has zero chance of being even one tenth normal......with a mom like miley the one tenth chance is gone forever..........and those 2 fingers with bronzer on them sure get used a bunch...
"Anyone for a game of stinkey fingers?" says miley

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 9:54pm
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