How Much Would Eliot Spitzer Pay for Mariah Carey?

She's so annoying.

She's worth about 2 bucks.

FIVE DOLLA MAKE YOU HOLLA

hah. i'll remember that one for a future bai ling caption. good one, dude.

ha thanks. One of my favorites.

she's wearing that stupid butterfly ring again. her obsession with butterflies is weird. and she's ugly

She is looking desperate - but id still tap it on both sides

is the $8'000 payable by layaway?

What is this broad doing? Shes getting older and older, how bout settling down? Instead of trying to be down with the homies, yo, yo, yo.

her body is looking great since she got her lazy ass back in the gym for this new album. good for her

It's funny how she goes around acting as if she's still relevant.

and wtf, sunglasses at night?

She wears her sunglasses at night
So she can
So she can
Keep track of the visions in her head

Damn you, MTV!

Now that I posted that, I am second guessing it... is it "visions in my head" or "visions in my eyes?"

Honestly, if I posted the wrong lyrics then I think I might just feel a little better about myself.... knowing Corey Hart lyrics after all these years is pretty f'ed up. That song is even older and more played than Mariah's career.

I bet that old lady can still make a man happy.

She likes the Pornstar look, what can you say.

/I'd hit it

She ain't worth not even half of that...does she take Visa?

Yep, I'd still give her one...
Make her hit those high notes that she's so famous for.

Her bod is looking pretty hot again lately...

He wouldn't pay anything for her, because she is not a whore!!! She is so much better than that and doesn't need to resort to that!
She is amazing and actually has real talent, unlike Ashley Dupre (who cannot sing!!!)...

oh my, she looks beautiful <3

$8000 would be worth a one nighter.

Eh, she looks good for 38. She is a natural talent, even though she over does it.

her body looks SOOO good now, she really shaped up.

good enough for a hate fuck

I've just become Aroused

back to looking like a total prima donna...guess she didnt learn the consequenes the 1t time around huh? oh well, ill have to take her in my next dead pool

Nobody does it like mimi. Love her voice, looking good especially for her age.

I think she is gross... yukes.!!!!! so pugley

hmmm ok let's think about this. great body, wears extremely expensive clothes and probably has immaculate personal hygeine (hell if I had that much money I would have crushed-pearl pedicures), pretty face, most likely has quite a bit of sexual experience and if she's gotten any STDs she can easily afford to treat them so that's not a big issue.. and also she's the number one selling female recording artist of all time, with one of the most incredible voices in known history, and has the status of an icon.. which doesn't have much to do with the sex but is still quite noteworthy..

I'm thinking $10,000 an hour even if she is a bitchy diva!

I guess she doesnt need to be fucked for money cuz shes filthy rich.

you guys are gay or wat?,she´s hottttttttttttt
great body
great ass
great tits
kinda buttaface
but yeah,8k is ok for me-

After many years, Mimi's finally looking better. I'd hit it (but not pay for it).

I am completely broke, but I would try and turn this into a charity event.

I was infatuated with this woman years ago when she first came on the scene. I had a poster of her on my wall and all. I have never had a bigger crush on a celebrity than Mariah. She is looking good again! I wish I still had that poster.

Honestly, I think Mariah may be the perfect woman. Scha-wing!!

I'd fuck her for days and pay her 8k if she promised to not talk......at all

8000?how about adding another zero!She is as hot as they come!body,face,talent,smile...wow Diva indeed !

Happy Birthday Mariah!

Mariah Carey is hot! no then $8000 for a bid! ow!

I wouldn't pay a cent to "touch her body" mainly because I find her entirely annoying as many people have mentioned, but if she said she'd do it for free (shes a big enough whore to do it, and i stress BIG in all forms of the word) Id totally do it

I wouldn't pay a cent to "touch her body" mainly because I find her entirely annoying as many people have mentioned, but if she said she'd do it for free (shes a big enough whore to do it, and i stress BIG in all forms of the word) Id totally do it

I'd mortgage my house for the chance to skeet on her face