25 Scandalous Comments

I bet they all swallow. But they probably share it with each other first. Dirty little whores.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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WTF!! this SOB ain't FUCKIN' DEAD YET!!!!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Holly madison looks so much like Indian actress Gayatri Joshi just blonde hair fake breasts.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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bridget has a double chin, holly is a stuckup bitch and kendra is a stupid white punk girl who wears a grill hahaha hef sure knows how to pick his women

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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This dude is probably viagra's number 1 client.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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oh and Kendra apparently likes the black cock.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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Who's that in the yellow, Glenn Close?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:54pm
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All three are Farbies = Fake A$$ Barbies

Kendra – is waiting for Hef to die so she can run off with the first ball player or rapper and do that sorry booty pop dance she does.

Holly – is waiting for Hef to die so she can get the money & mansion and also fix her neck so her head can turn to both sides.

Bridget – is hoping Hef never dies so she can have a place to live and guy that likes her old looking self.

Hef – is a pimp and probably wishes all three of them would die so he can get new models.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:56pm
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yea...what Bonecrusher said ^^^^LOL!!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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yawn Stan Lee looked more awesome as Hef in Iron Man than Hef does in real life.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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I wonder what Viagra dosage Hef is on these days?
He's really old and out of touch. Playboy is too.
I wonder if the magazine will improve when he's gone?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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Say what you will about Bridget's face but she has a great body.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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Google image search confirms #3's assertions about Gayatri Joshi.

Common sense confirms BoneCrusher's assessment!

But by golly gosh I just love that Holly Madison. She knows what's what. I hope she wins what she's been angling for these many a year. My big tacky hat is off to you, my dear lady!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:10pm
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all 3 got fake knockers. but who cares. bridget has an ok body, though that fat ass whore needs to work on her belly. kendra works out and has a rock solid body, she must be great in the sack. holly is overall the best looking.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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Dude must pop Viagra like Pez or something.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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I wanna hit Kendra in the face with an axe no joke

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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i like them all. i used to hate kendra and think she was annoying, but i've come to think that she'd be really fun to hang out with. and bridget is smart, she has her masters in communications and public relations. holly's alright.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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some types bitch and moan on him, but deep down in their poor, hurt, small souls, they always wanted to be like Hef

women, cars, richness, who wouldn't want it ?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 8:24pm
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I think they're all psychopaths

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 10:51pm
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All three of these bitches are ugly. Seriously.

Hef has become a fucking sad clown and a pathetic parody of himself.

He has no self-respect and his magazine has become unspeakably lame, and basically G-rated fake airbrushed crap.

There's nothing "pimp" about having to pay bitches to hang out with you. If any of you muppets think these whores are actually with Hef because they "love" him.. fuck.... you mopes are really naive.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 2:40am
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I don't know about Eight Belles, but I see three more horses that should be put down.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:42am
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I take it you were referring to the “pimp” comment I made. God bless the Internet and the soap box it has given you to save us “mopes”.

“There's nothing "pimp" about having to pay bitches to hang out with you”
You can’t hate the fisherman cause he got better lures then you. Money, Power & Respect as the LOX & Little Kim once said. If looks were everything then your folks wouldn’t have gotten together and made you cause one of them has to loss the battle with the ugly stick.

Game is game no matter how you got it – whether it’s spit from the mouth or paid out the pocket or earned on a by your job title.

Tony Roberts please let me know when your book comes out so I can be just like you.

So bang away at your keyboard while you sit in your tighty whitey’s proclaiming Doom The Master of the Universe. Muh Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 1:59pm
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