Is Ashley Cole A Terrible Husband To Cheryl Tweedy?
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
These photos were taken over the weekend when Ashley and Cheryl went to Wings Chinese Restaurant for her 25th birthday. In my Bastardly opinion, I'm almost certain this is how their conversation went.























She's a dumb woman for taking his cheating ass back. Somehow though, i can imagine that is exactly how the conversation went lol!
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If ALL women DUMPED their cheating mates after the FIRST time, the world would be a better place.
Girls, if a married or committed man flirts with you, you should be OFFENDED b/c he's sizing you up to be a side dish/mistress. What a fucking INSULT!
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Did she fall?
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i have no idea where the idea for this conversation came from. it doesn't seem plausible to me at all.
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Cheryl Cole: What happens when the hot chick MARRIES the douchebag.
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I hate when guys are named Ashley.
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If I was Scarlett O'Hara I would have just punched Ashley in the face from the get go. He had to be gay. Shit...Fight the north or run away to Mexico with Scarlett....Hey I know they didn't mention it in the movie, but it could've happened.
Hate guys names Tracy too. Although Tracy Morgan is one funny mofo.
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I like how she acts surprised that he cheats, I wonder wonder what her reaction will be the next time he does it....
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this guy is a D-BAG! as a wee little guy i was taught a gentleman walks BESIDE, not in front, not behind, his lady. dude is like pulling her up the steps. i mean i can't really tell but i think he is between her and the road. at least i hope he is.
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I hate guys named Ashely who also play football and cheat on a hot ass woman like that. I don't know maybe she's an ice princess...maybe he had legitimate reasons...maybe she is a terrible cook...who cares. She is very hot!
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Reality Check: A Black guy would never think a woman that size is fat.
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She looks shitty, go eat something you whore!
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Not, that it's an excuse for cheating, but if you have a chance to get with a lot of hot women, you will find out that many women who are beautiful/hot have nothing behind them. No, substance so to speak because all through life no one expected anything from them, but for them to be beautiful. If their dad was in her life, he was nicer to her because she was pretty. Boyfriends in school just wanted to get with her because she was pretty and they were mis lead in to believing that beauty is the only important aspect of a woman and everyone else wanted her so she was worth having.
It is more rare than you think to find a classically beautiful woman (as in someone a lot of people find attractive) who also has substance and character. Just like it is rare to find a classically beautiful man who has substance and character.
People that can have their pick of the litter generally expect more from their mate and so when they don't get what they want they take measures to procure what they want.
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Thanks for the advice Dr Phil!
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You can’t give him the distinguished title of ‘Ike Turner’ cause he helped her ass up. Now if he went out gangsta style like Kelly or Beyonce here then you might have a basis of comparison. **Now Anna Mae eat a piece of this cake!**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to9PhaWv6wE
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...maybe a woman really can love a man unconditionally.
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Hit the nail on the head jackson.
What a dickhead.
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and also why did dude freeze her left ring finger if he had no intentions of staying true? if i saw him i'd go tribal on his azz. you ask which tribe? the native american tribe of the great plains known as the SLAP-A-HO.
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salads are fucking icky icky icky
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Hes just a shit no loyalty to a woman who stuipidly loves him and no loyalty to the Football team who gave him everythign in the first place
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Gashley Cole is a fucking prick, pretty much sums up in one skin bag what's wrong with the Premiership now. He cheated on her with a munter too which shows he can't be too bright either, ahaha!
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i love her, but she is being such a hypocrite. she doesnt need him and she wont leave him because "shes in love" with him. firstly, its imposible to love a judas prick like cashley. secondly, have some self respect girl and leave.
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Cheryl Tweedy is no Tina Turner.
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muahahahaha! i give you a straight A for the captions. ROFL!
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dude made her look a prick to the whole world and she takes him back???
that's fucked up man
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these captions were too funny!
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And the story goes on and on
Super fine girls with major assholes
Even herte in my small (68000 hab.) city I can notice this
And it is a shame, the cute and pretty girls always get involved with the biggest idiots
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Bobblehead. Bobble, bobble, bobble.
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Jeez, she's hot.
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That Tweedy is a sexy little bird.
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those may well be the best captions of seen on bastardly EVER!!! i lol'd
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He is bad for her. She should come over here and I will take care of her!
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