Is Christina Aguilera's Marriage On The Rocks?
Monday, May 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhy does Jordan Bratman always wear that "please kill me" face when he's around Christina Aguilera? Annnyway...
Christina Aguilera selling Hollywood Hills home
There's nothing like new motherhood to get you thinking about the nest, which may explain why singer-songwriter Christina Aguilera, whose son was born in January, has listed her Hollywood Hills home for $7,995,000.
Or maybe it's just time to change houses, the way she changes her siren looks.
The architectural example of midcentury chic sure sounds like an adult's toy box: It has a gym, a pool and a 12-person spa with a fireplace. There's also a professional screening room that seats 18. At 1,200 square feet, the master bedroom is bigger than many Manhattan apartments. The house is set high enough in the hills to enjoy jetliner views. There are five bedrooms and seven bathrooms in 6,500 square feet, and it all sits at the end of a cul-de-sac. [SF Gate]
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is that a stain in the 5th pic ??? hmm...
GlimmerReply to this Comment
does anyone give a shit if they break up??
no commentReply to this Comment
that hair looks so plastic it's not even funny
d55Reply to this Comment
oh course we will/how many entries would they're break up get on this site/7,000 others ?? but yeah i get your point..
is there a celeb couple people really care about ????
GlimmerReply to this Comment
Glimmer it may well be a "naughty stain". wouldn't surprise me, 'fore she is a whore!
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardanyways, she is so ugly it hurts my eyes. yes, christina... cover your face in endless make-up. that way we don't have to put up with your actual face.
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d55...sorry i didn't notice the 'plastic' hair. but my eye for noticing things isn't too great.
so her hair looks worse than usual ???
GlimmerReply to this Comment
yes, her hair is so fake looking (it is fake but it doesnt have to look fake)...even beyonce's hair looks better than this, which is also fake.
d55Reply to this Comment
loki..yeah the position of the stain...does make the joke flow pretty easy ! ;)
and their hands are like in a death grip in the first pic...
GlimmerReply to this Comment
Their not unhappy, just stoned out of their minds. Happiness is a warm gun after all.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
These two don't interest me but five bedrooms and seven bathrooms? That just seems odd to me.
JumpingIsUselessReply to this Comment
i hope they divorce so she is single and gives me the chance to find her and sweep off her feet and back to my house
jonreyReply to this Comment
madmax... ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
jonrey...christina is just waiting for you !
:)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
i love christina's hair.
shandiReply to this Comment
LOL@Glimmer. Yea, that too.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
I love her hair too. Dare i say it, i think she looks very pretty here.
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
Everything about her could be wrong, and I still get a woody looking at her.
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She oozes sex appeal. You can just tell she's a total slut. She could be wearing a potato sack and i reckon she'd still be hot. She's not cassically beautiful and she looks pretty bad without makeup, but she's definately a very attractive woman.
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
Her legs kinda look deformed. I'm officially bored with X-tina. I wish she would at least change her hair colour to something else. But her damn father ruined her life. Poor girl.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I think a strawberry blonde would look awesome on her. There was a period where she had big curly dark caramel blonde hair and wore not so much makeup and she looked gorgeous.
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
The stain could be one of three things : monkey drool, leaking silicone or lactation ooze.
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I agree with Rexy, I posted a photo of her with caramel coloured hair and she looked really good. Allthough I really don't give a shit about her.
Pamela Susan CoursonShe seems like a total biotch, a fake lookin biotch.
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I actually liked her during the "Dirty" period.. nothing like a skanky little whore to tap
Noxious BobReply to this Comment
She must look very scary without makeup.
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That's just it!! She's just a nasty lil ho. Everyone knows it. I mean, she is best friends with Lil Kim, a professional hooker back in the day!!!
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
she looks like vomit.
DrPenetrationReply to this Comment
Noxious Bob
nothing like a skanky little whore to tap
bob, you give your slant on the difference bewteen 'taping'a 'shanky whore' and a non skanky whore ???
and yep that was serious question...hell anyone can answer and it's be cool. ha ha...
GlimmerReply to this Comment
i think a skany whore add a dimension of danger Glimmer.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardnever know if yyou're gonna leave with that life threatening STD. some people just like living on the edge...
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ha ha loki..std's *yum* just kidding...
ok so wouls 'skanky whore' be an easier tatrget to hace 'success' with than a non skanky. or would they be much more willing whatever you where interested in non vanilla sex wise on the first/and maybe only time you'd have sex(with her) versus the non shanky 'type' ???
ok and if christina is a 'skanky'. who with a media profile would count as a non skanky whore ???
and that's right....loki's std ref allows me to sneak in this pic !!!!
and don't worry females/i'll post something soon/that will have the guys hating me. so it will balance out/ trust me. :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
"Awesome, Xtina! Now wave at the camera pretend that you're happy!"
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Wow, her legs are so messed up. Those knees are just disgusting!
AliReply to this Comment
She'd look better without makeup, but I like her lipstick. That color would look great around my cock.
McPervReply to this Comment
she looks better but pretty
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
They should run off and join the circus. With that face and her pet monkey, they're all set for the side show alley.
shopaholicReply to this Comment
Man they are a miserable looking couple...BTW were is there kid ??
Danny44Reply to this Comment
hahahahahahaha.. Have y'all noticed that Christina looks like a dog in the first pic??? haha, ya know, with that hairdo..
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I'd still hit it just to say I did...
SuperDaveReply to this Comment
Faa Faa Fooey!
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The grumpy twins are out again??? He will never smile, till he gets to sleep with Mike Jackson. She will smile again when he is gone.
As for the stain? Leaky boob.... where is Max? He has to be thirsty, I know I am!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
pstroyerReply to this Comment
I STILL WANNA KNOW HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?It's like J-Lo,they're just lowering their standards.
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