Is Gisele Bundchen Actually Good In Bed?!
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Just look at the size of her ass in some of these pics---it's almost gross. Gisele Bundchen Sex must be very similar to trying to fuck a sofa. I bet she just lays there letting the dude use & abuse her frail body, but then again, that's just my take.
I'm pretty sure she's one of those chicks you keep around b/c...
A. She's super hot & considered super hot by almost everyone @ parties
And B., She knows tons of other super hot chicks who you can sample on the side & behind her back
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haha i agree with the writing below the pix except for the "she is super hot" part...she is the type of chick you'd keep cuz she has a label as the highest paid model
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^^ I made an admission in the ale thread.
Brady looks like a douche here.
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I totally agree with u d55
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She has a very nice butt, legs, tits, skin, abs, hair, accent, bank account and career.
Face is o.k.
She is just wearing REALLY REALLY tight jeans.
Come on of course tight jeans made for girls with no butts, will make a girl with a nice butt, look like she doesn't have one.
You just have to buy jeans with butt room!!!! LOL
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both hot
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I'm jealous of her, not him. She gets to sleep with TOM BRADY!!!
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poor Tom Brady
Joe Montana never choked in the big game
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She has never had an ass. Ever. But b*tch KNOWS how to pose (like arching her back) and get the best of her narrow-hipped body.
*He's gross.
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He on the other hand looks
grungy, greasy, and hasn't had a bath in a month.
Shave and shower, Tom
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Eve, I will watch you suffer, some men will shove a large, long bat down your throat and it will come out of your a-hole, ohh, bitch, you like when I talk like that?? You're the sick perv, here, I'll finish this later.
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Why would I be jealous that Brady is bangin' another dude?
He's prettier than "she" is.
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Yikes PamalaSue.
Otherwise, Eye of the beholder stuff. I'd rather have my hands on a small woman's azz then on some of those Buick_sized-butts that the urbain culture so often sings about.
Fat is wack and when you are 45, have bad knees, back, and that large waist is crushing your organs (failures to soon follow); Be as piggy as you wanna be. Just keep that cottage-cheese mess outta my face.
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Pic #3: He looks so gay with those flared jeans and dress shoes. Douche does not know how to dress.
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Im jealous of her too! NOT Kim Kardashian the skinny girls fuck all the hot dudes. At least skinny women get the hot men. Tom Brady is smart he dont want no fucking fat ass bitch.
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Well I think they're both fucking dorks. The only thing I envy from both of them is the money they make, that's about it.
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There's no way you can tell how a chick will be in bed just by looking at her. I've had hot chicks that were no so hot in bed, and not so hot chicks that were total freakin' animals. There's only one true way to find out.
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what is brady wearing?
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