Is Jessica Simpson On The Dallas Cowboys Payroll?
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Matingas/Mo/Bauergriffinonline.comEEither that or she's just laughing in the face of all the chicks who also wanna get a piece of Tony Romo. All I'm saying is that you don't see Gisele running around the East Village decked out in New England Patriots gear.
Based on the shitty decisions her man made on Sunday afternoon, it quite a bit more likely that she's on the Washington Redskins' payroll. That fucking moron checked out of so many running plays to throw bad passes to T.O. that he cost Dallas the game.
I'm not bitter about it or anything, though. Just my opinion.
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Looks a bit like a soccer mom.
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..and the guy in line seems more interested in the female behind jessica than jessica.
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i'd hit it. go cowboys
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to answer the question... No. She's just a short, illiterate, low IQ tool with big fake titties, and fake blond hair. Which is enough for a D-lister like Romo, I guess. He'll never win the Super Bowl with this idiot as his arm candy. It's all kinds of bad karma - to give Pimpa Joe that kind of sleazy marketing opportunity - photo op - the laws of nature would align to make that an impossibility - as the mere chance of that actually happening would tear the fabric of the space-time continuum itself and hurtle this reality into fucking wormhole oblivion.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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i feel sorry for Jess. i caught a few seconds of her on dancing last night and i felt sorry for her :(
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JESSICA IS A WHORE. JESSICA IS A SLUT. JESSICA IS A BITCH. JESSICA IS A CUNT. I HATE JESSICA. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER.
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