Isabeli Fontana Brings The Afternoon Links!


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34 Scandalous Comments

Thanks, Jackson! She's so pretty!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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Sometimes I can't believe this Brazilian supermodel has 2 childreen.
She is damn hot.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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Why are brazilian girls so hot?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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the jaw is kinda too big, but she's really hot!!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 7:29pm
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K, you know sometimes when your balls are stuck to your wiener, and then pinched by your boxers/jeans. I have that right now, and I really want to take off my pants, but it's so fucking cold.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 7:29pm
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big jaw or not, she's hoooooooot

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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OMG, she is INSANELY HOT!!!!, one of the best I have ever seen,
pictures 7 and 10 are just out of control!!!!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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i dont have much else to say....shes truly is one of the hottest people ever...gorgeous!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:16pm
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She is so cute

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:45pm
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In my opinion Isabeli Fontana and Juliana Martins were the hottest girls featured in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2003.
Isabeli is fucking hot.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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WOW, pages 7 and 10, top of the MILF heap.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:52pm
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Why do you bastards insist on citing specific pictures? I knew better than to look at #7 and #10 but I just couldn't resist. I'm afraid Mrs. Tapper will be called Isabeli, by mistake of course, at a most inopportune time this evening. I'll end up sleeping with the dogs, but the thought of shooting into this exquisite piece of ass will be worth every bit of my punishment.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:22pm
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She is only 22. I always thought she could be a top 5 supermodel if she did not have two kids in her prime. She is just a perfect model for high fashion and comercial works too like few in the business. She will be huge, but she could be huge now already.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:30pm
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Beautiful....sexy....hot....delicious....scrumptious. Oh well, you know what I mean..

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:43pm
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Exotic and impressive beauty.
She is already in my top 3 after Adriana and Alessandra

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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Great woman. I respect her

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 11:15pm
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@ 23 & 24. Fuck you. Twice.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:10am
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Damn, #7 just screams, "Take me from the back!"

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:34am
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wow. I am speachless. gorgeous

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 9:51am
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Love her, she's perfect!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 9:53am
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pretty and sexy

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:13am
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Gotta love it when a female sends in pics of a hot model for all of us Bastards to enjoy.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:23am
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isabelli. makes me think of those stupid mice in that disney cartoon... "Cindarelli, Cindarelli"... though i don't think cindarelli ever made a pic like page 10...

damn that's hot.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:37am
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Her only flaw is the manly jawline prominent in pic 9. But I can ignore that given all her other attributes.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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