Isabeli Fontana Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

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Thanks for the pics, Hallery
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Thanks, Jackson! She's so pretty!
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Pic 10 fucking rocks...
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What a body on this broad!
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Sometimes I can't believe this Brazilian supermodel has 2 childreen.
She is damn hot.
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Another hot MILF.
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Wow, very hot!
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Why are brazilian girls so hot?
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wow! @7 great question.
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cool (it's all I got)
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the jaw is kinda too big, but she's really hot!!
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K, you know sometimes when your balls are stuck to your wiener, and then pinched by your boxers/jeans. I have that right now, and I really want to take off my pants, but it's so fucking cold.
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big jaw or not, she's hoooooooot
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OMG, she is INSANELY HOT!!!!, one of the best I have ever seen,
pictures 7 and 10 are just out of control!!!!
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Absolutely gorgeous
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i dont have much else to say....shes truly is one of the hottest people ever...gorgeous!
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*she
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She is so cute
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In my opinion Isabeli Fontana and Juliana Martins were the hottest girls featured in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2003.
Isabeli is fucking hot.
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WOW, pages 7 and 10, top of the MILF heap.
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Why do you bastards insist on citing specific pictures? I knew better than to look at #7 and #10 but I just couldn't resist. I'm afraid Mrs. Tapper will be called Isabeli, by mistake of course, at a most inopportune time this evening. I'll end up sleeping with the dogs, but the thought of shooting into this exquisite piece of ass will be worth every bit of my punishment.
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She is only 22. I always thought she could be a top 5 supermodel if she did not have two kids in her prime. She is just a perfect model for high fashion and comercial works too like few in the business. She will be huge, but she could be huge now already.
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Beautiful....sexy....hot....delicious....scrumptious. Oh well, you know what I mean..
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Exotic and impressive beauty.
She is already in my top 3 after Adriana and Alessandra
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Great woman. I respect her
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@ 23 & 24. Fuck you. Twice.
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Damn, #7 just screams, "Take me from the back!"
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wow. I am speachless. gorgeous
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Love her, she's perfect!
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pretty and sexy
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Gotta love it when a female sends in pics of a hot model for all of us Bastards to enjoy.
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isabelli. makes me think of those stupid mice in that disney cartoon... "Cindarelli, Cindarelli"... though i don't think cindarelli ever made a pic like page 10...
damn that's hot.
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Adorable
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Her only flaw is the manly jawline prominent in pic 9. But I can ignore that given all her other attributes.
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Wow, what a hot body.
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