Jedi Knight Mary-Kate Olsen @ The Wackness Screening
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

MK Olsen is proof that a shit load of money can't make you look hot. It's really, really sad, but it's true.
Here's the Wackness trailer:

























She has potential to look hot if only she didn't insist on dressing like a crazy old woman. Picture her in tight jeans and a little white tank top, hair down and high heels a la Hayden Panettiere. She'd be pretty hot.
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That's no moon.
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She's too wide. not fat, but wide. Very unfortunate body because no matter how skinny she gets, she'll still always look big. The weird loose homeless granny clothes aren't helping either.
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These aren't the droids you're looking for....
Danny44Reply to this Comment
Making me want to take out my little light saber, she is.
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Lmao at Jedi knight.
She looks abt 4'9. Shakira is 4'11 (some say 5'1) but she doesn't look as short as Mary Kate even when she's not wearing heels.
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lol @ Jedi Knight. She knows she has zero potential to be attractive and she plays along well.
hulaReply to this Comment
face looks decent on pic 5....and wtf, she's smiling...weird.
As for the 'dress'...yea I've been looking for those drapes.
I'm tired of telling MK this but she really needs to sort this shit out.
HoneyReply to this Comment
Hmmmm.... is it Yoda you seek.
BryanReply to this Comment
Poor little neckless wonder. What's with the shitty frock?
RedPeonyReply to this Comment
god...i cant stand how she looks so fragile and abused like she has grown in a foster home...she always wears the ugliest outfits, too...just trying to be radical and stand out - annoying
d55Reply to this Comment
grown up*
d55Reply to this Comment
my boyfriend saw her at a bar the other night in NYC with a bunch of bodyguards looking hobo-ish and anorexic. HOT!
shandiReply to this Comment
Well i think she looks just precious!
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She looks kind of Cute in the last pic, plus there is just a little hint of Side Boob .......... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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There's also more than a little hint of Crazy Eye.
Those eyes say, "Stay far, FAR away from me if you place any value on your own life".
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The most annoying thing about her is thet she IS pretty.
But she just tries to make herself look all 'unique' but just ends up looking crazy and it does my head in!!! Ugh,and as for that stupid 'smile' (if you can call it that) - its pathetic. She looks possesed.
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What the fuck is that! Hobbit-Ewok-Yoda looking lil' freak!
Dope_Boy_FreshReply to this Comment
1.99 at Kmart would be my guess.
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