Jennifer Aniston in a White Bikini & All Alone @ The Pool
Sunday, April 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA/BAUER-GRIFFINSorry for hating on Jennifer Aniston, but it's so damn easy! Here are her latest projects:
Gambit (2009) (announced) (rumored) .... Nicole
The Senator's Wife (2009) (announced) .... Rosalind
Marley & Me (2008) (filming) .... Jennifer Grogan
Management (2008) (post-production)
He's Just Not That Into You (2008) (post-production) .... Beth
Traveling (2008) (post-production)
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I think she's prettier than Jolie
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Shit's all out of focus! Photog musta been only using one hand at the time.
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I don't think she's prettier than Angelina, but she's definitely classier than that man-stealing weirdo.
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...This bitch just reeks of desperation and rejection. I feel quite sorry for her.
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No way is she prettier than Jolie. I find her look rather generic...
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But I bet Aniston is freakier in bed than Jolie. Don't let that girl-next-door thing Aniston has going on fool you...
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what the hell was she thinking marrying brad? ahe has nice legs. thats it. only michelle pfeiffer in her day could compare to jolie.
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She has such a sexy lil bod. She was even more sexier at the beginning of her FRIENDS era.
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Prettier than Jolie? Are you high?
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Weenieroast- Before you ask if I'm high CHECK THE DATE
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LOL, yes it's 4:20 today isn't it! Ahhhh, to bad I have a shitload of homework! Maybe next year.
Anyway, could Jen A be any more boring!
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She has been with so many men already that it doesn't matter what she shows.
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Jennifer is BEYOND more sexy, beautiful and gorgeous than Angelina. Angelina is just vile and horrible
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She sure does tan alote.
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10 - Well I feel dumb! Where's the pot at!
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Surprised no one has said anything about the cellulite on the back of her leg/butt on pic 1. Meh.
With the right nose job, she could be a real beauty. Otherwise though, she looks generic.
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because who cares about some dimples...the only people who dont have dimples are anorexics or people under 25. i dont care how old she is, she looks damn good.
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page 3...too hilarious!
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I like her feet but oh the face.
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I like her butt....nothing spectacular, but still appealing...
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She has a good body, but that's about it. She's the epitome of the "brownbagger" term. Jolie has the face of a goddess, Aniston's chin could be compared to Jay Leno's.
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"This image or video violated our terms of service – PhotoBucket". What a lame hoster!
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definitely prettier than angelina. angelina was never really that pretty.. she has huge lips which some find sexy but aren't really so.. not that great of a body.. is weird (kisses brother and wears billy bob's blood around her neck?!) .. the onyl thing slightly pretty about angelina is her eyes, and jennifer has pretty much the same color/beautiful eyes as angelina (although angie's are more cat like).
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Shes still hotter than Jolie
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concubine, you're fucking nuts!
blueelement, you wish, fucker!
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i think shes hotter than jolie. jolie has always had a gross body and her attitude fucking sucks. shes the biggest attention whore in hollywood, she just does it in a more subtle way than bitches like paris hilton etc. the shit shes done in the past is ridiculous.. remember when she kissed her brother? dont tell me that wasnt to get reactions out of people. and remember she was dressed like some gothic psycho that day too. she thinks shes badass and its annoying. she has a pretty face but thats where it ends.
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Common terms to describe Jennifer Aniston,are Chinifer Maniston, chinifer brokeback, Maniston Traniston, Turbo Chin, The Tanned Man, Wrinkle Fix, Dustin Hoffman, Cant keep a Maniston, and plenty more.
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Haha!
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LOL! Blast from the past with Chinnifer Maniston, eh?
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Hey, this isn't fair! Dustin Hoffman is cute.
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This is one boring set of pics, couldn't even make it through to the end. Then again its fugly Chinnifer Maniston, couldnt expect anymore.
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I think she looks pretty and normal. Angelina Jolie looks so anorexic now but in a gross way. Not to mention that creepy obsession in collect slave-kids from fucked-up countries.
She's so filthy rich so why people always say that she's always miserable? I just don't get it.
Brad Pitt is a has-been. That Brangelina thing is so 2005.
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#30 - "slave kids from fucked up counties"???? Give your head a shake....your post just screams jealousy and keep your racist bullshit to yourself. Sometimes I wish the world was flat so that I could throw people like you off it!
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isn't she like 40? she's aging way better than jolie. aniston isn't the hottest broad out there or anything, but she's got a great chassis... and i bet that twat is tight and shaven.
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i think the only redeaming quality about maniston is her ASS maybe she should just walk around with a paper bag around her head and a naked butt bwahahahhah!!! But sorry it won't be long b4 that ASS will sag she's 40 going on 50 with all that tanning.
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hot
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I'm not a huge fan of hers, but that first picture get my gears going.
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Talk about a chick who's been living off her past. Jennifer Anniston hasn't been good looking for about 10 years now almost at least.
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Personnally, I think the photogs and tabloids shouls leave her alone. She met and married Brad and he lacked the testicular fortitude to be true to her, and ever since I think she's been hurt, healing and wandering. Not knowing her personally, I think she's a wonderful actress, and a great person from what you can gleen from a TV interview. the less intrusive "FANS & Paparatzzi" less better she be. Leave her alone to live and love.
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Not a fan of hers but for a 40 year old hag... she got a decent crapper!
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Fergie has a better face and body.
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Brad Pitt is an idiot . . . .
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I think she is an ugly ass bitch. But I like that book He's not that into you. A woman can learn a lot from it, so I just might watch that movie even though her ugly ass will be in it.
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I am laughing at the captions on the second pics... about the Jessica Alba comment. I thought of the same thing... Only Alba can get away with that pose, I think?
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I don't know what all you haters have against Jen. but it must be jealousy because she is hott....She is truly amazingly beutiful and talented and until there is some favorable and truthful posts about Jen. I say we boycott bastardly, there's no need for jealousy. I'll check back in a few weeks and if I see some positive Jennifer posts, I'll continue my obsession with this site, but until then I'll be in withdrawal and check out some other great sites...
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Her pose is not as skanky as herpes infested Alba.
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she should unite with keanu. two very very very VERY lonely souls
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Still doable from behind
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Jolie is the most overrated bitch in hollywood alongside scarlett johansson, halle berry, alba, etc.
Aniston really is not photogenic but she is absolutley BEAUTIFUL in person and I saw both Jolie AND aniston in person.
not ot mention Jolie looks like a freaking alien with unproportinate features with a body that looks good from the waist up but no hips, no ass, I mean people have been so hypnotized by the media that they think that she has an ass and havent noticed the contrary. Just google her and check her pics from the back and you'll see.
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Ughhh Maniston is boring , no substance, Fag hag. Glad that Brad dumped that whiny bitch who think that she's sooo beautiful when Brad married her. Now Brad has meet his match with Angie both gorgous, down to earth, love their fans and not stuck up like Maniston. Yeah Maniston will grow old alone with her dogs.
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You guys can say whatever negative things you want about the way Jennifer looks, but how many of you think you will have a slender body like that at her age? Or even have one now if you are so much younger than her? Not many I'm sure. I sure don't have an ass that good and I work out 4 times a week. And those of you with your cruel comments about her breakup, I hope you don't get dumped one day for someone "better" looking and have people being assholes and laughing about it...but judging from your comments here, maybe you deserve it. Karma is a bitch...
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Kylie Minogue is 40 also and Still has the same body that she had when she was 21. Also that Elizabeth Hurley lady is over 40 and looks great and Demi Moore when she did the Charlies Angels Bikini scene was over 40 plus she's had 3 kids. So there are several 40 year old woman that look better than still look better than Maniston.
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Jennifer Aniston pales in comparison to Angelina Jolie. Even though she starred in some high-grossing films, she's usually not the main attraction; her male costar is the actual heavyweight. For example, most people watched Bruce Almighty for Jim Carrey and not her. I'm tired of her narcissism and complaining. She doesn't want to have children because she's afraid of ruining her "temple" of a body. Just watch Leprechaun if you want to see what she looked like before her nose job. Don't marry someone who wants to raise a family some day and then get all surprised when he leaves you because you want to remain childless. Give me a break.
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