Jennifer Aniston @ "Marley & Me" Premiere in Hollywood

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Who's going to watch Marley & Me? From the vague attention I've paid to the commercials, it's about a couple and their dog? Well, the benefit of this movie being released is that it gave us Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ photoshoot. Remember those rumors of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with John Mayer's baby? Well, I assume the GQ photos put that rumor to rest. In addition, Aniston said, "I am not having his baby," to People.com.



Check out Jennifer Aniston's Nude GQ Magazine photoshoot.

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Smokin, Funny, Uncomplicated Woman. Lovely. GREAT LEGS!

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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Iduno...there's something about this chick that I just don't like. You can see in her feet that she runs like a crazy person. I think it is her "smokers" face. It looks as though she's smoked for a long time and her face looks much older than her figure.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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She runs like a crazy person because she cares about her figure and wants a bangin' body. THAT IS SEXY. Face is a bit funny looking but anyone criticizing that body is a fattie lover or gay.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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You think thick ass veins are sexy? That's what I'm talking about.Look at the feet! Those FEET are nasty. Liking BIG bitches it's better than being and Uncertified Bastard any day of the week. So why don't you go and love on your gay bangin' body. Prick.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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After seeing the trailer I can see why Owen Wilson tried to kill himself while making this film.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 3:15pm
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"Marley & Me" will be a hit in the same way that "Four Christmases" is a hit: Families will want to see something on the holiday weekend and who can resist a cute dog?

Anyway, I think Aniston is pretty hot.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 3:57pm
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To say that she is not hot is.... She is hot. Her body is tighter than a 23-year old. I bet you there are teenage girls out there with more "fluffy" body than her.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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She has a bangin' bod... but honestly, I just can't get over that face. Don't get me wrong though, I'd totally hit it.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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I think Maniston and Penis-nose Wilson may just be the ugliest romantic comedy couple ... well ... EVER!

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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Say what you will about her, she's been the pre-eminently fuckable American actress for so long now.

She's completely kept it together and is still one of the most outstandingly tasty humans that exist.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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damn, i pretty much know this chick probably very long time, she looks is hot...

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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ONly stupid queers use the word bangin body. Fergie of the black eyed peas has a hotter face and body and at least she's in a stable relationship. Because when your body is hot like ours we keep our men. Gisele Bundchen is in our group too. We dont need your sympathy, keep givin your sympathy too maniston the manly dude with her wrinkled up tanned skin.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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fine nice slim ass, great legs, nice tits, smokin' body, lomg and lean figure...
However, her face is fucked...hate her big wide ugly nose and huge man chin and beady eyes that are too close together. she is the epitome' of butterface.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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You're also forgetting ... one of the richest and most powerful women in Hollywood.

Another foot massage, your highness? Your wish is my command.

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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When women are beautiful, rich and powerful their husbands dont leave them for other women. She's got riches but she doesn't have great looks or power.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 12:32am
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oh yeah? tell that to Halle Bery or Shania Twain or Christy (forgot her family name) that model oh and I forgot Ali Landry.

get over yourself

Monday, December 15th, 2008 @ 10:12am
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Ugly.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 1:27am
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pretty scary face and a even scarier face...but the body is hot

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 2:16am
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i love how people comment on how 'she has a tighter package than most teenagers' blah blah whatever, it's kind of ridiculous to lump us all in the same category, considering us normal people don't have the option to pay for personal trainers and shit and has real things to do, like real jobs and school. all these celebs do is go to parties, get dolled up, work out, and think about themselves.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 2:39am
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and i'm jealous because i wish i had the time and the money to have a damn personal trainer. oh how it sucks to be a normie.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 2:40am
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I'll be your personal trainer, shandi. ;)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 5:47am
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how did you figure that out? =O

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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Take my word for it.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 12:40am
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No he is not.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 2:40am
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I never thought Angelina OR Jennifer were very pretty (in the face), but if I had to choose one, I'd go with Jen.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 10:11am
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She is ugly, no gray area there but she has a decent body for her age. After all, she does spend 10K a month to maintain it, so can't give her credit there, anyone would look good if they spent 10K a month on body maintenance - at any age. Plus she is an egotastical looney who wouldn't spend a penny or a minute of her time on someone other than herself.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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What are you talking about? She donates to charities. I know you're a huge Jolie fan but your argument is void. I love how Jolie uses her fame to help others but just because Jolie donates more and is actively involved does not mean other people do not contribute at all.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 12:29am
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Sometime there is pretty outside and ugly as a git on the inside. I've always thought Jen was an attractive girl; always will.

(Photoshop notwithstanding)

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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Since you know Jennifer so well junglegirl, any chance for an introduction? Anyway, ya I think she's ugly in the face too and regardless of what she pays to keep her body in shape she looks good. Everyday people can keep in shape too though even if they don't have the extra funds for it, just takes discipline and motivation.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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Amen to that...you can be middle class or even poor and still have a banging body. All it takes is self-control in the eating department and exercise. You can run/jog around a park or your neighborhood to burn calories AND get a great workout, and guess what--it's free.
Plus look at Oprah Winfrey, the woman is a fat huge piece of lard fat ass cellulite ridden huge gutted COW--baby Shamu she is!! And she can buy and sell Jennifer Anniston 100+ times over, and she is still fat ass. And Oprah has all the resources in the world to change it, but obviously the lard ass has no self-discipline to keep the weight off and quit being a fat ass. That being said, yes JA has a great body, but i have always thought her face was definitely lacking in the beauty department. jmo

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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ugly ass feet

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 9:09pm
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SO hot but I still see her at ** L o v i n g R i c h C-O-M**

Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 10:45pm
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Man, she is such a fail in the face department but her body is fit and tight. Girls with no faces gotta make up for it in other departments.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 @ 12:26am
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her face looks like a horse. and her body isn't that great.

Monday, December 15th, 2008 @ 1:18am
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u guys are retarded and blind, probably wear some glasses u pricks

Monday, December 15th, 2008 @ 2:58am
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When maniston wants to be relevant she just had to do two things :

1. Mentioned Angelina Jolie and talk about the divorced
that happened a "100 years ago" and

2. Take off her clothes and pimp her body for front cover
of a magazine for her lame movie.

Monday, December 15th, 2008 @ 6:05am
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A part of me thinks she's doing this (posing nude) is because she secretly wants Brad back. Think about it... her ego is severely bruised that Brad left her for Angelina... this is probably her way of redeeming that lost ego. That's just my hunch.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 12:40am
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I'm really starting to believe Jennifer really is a man. Maybe thats why she stays so fit, men dont get cellulite and usually tone up easier than women. Plus she has no kids. Could it be she really is a dude. And bastardly is loaded with faggots. Bwah, hah,hah,hah,

Thursday, December 25th, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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Are you kidding me? She has a private yoga instructor as well as a hair stylist, clothes stylist and an army of
assistants. In Vogue, she talked about her "estate manager" Patrick! Give me a break--all these celebs are vain, spoiled and selfish. Stop worshipping them and get better role models.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009 @ 7:26pm
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There is absolutely nothing ugly about Jennifer Aniston, and if you say there is you are jealous or you like to lie. She is 39 years old and looks better than most 25 year olds. She definitely outshines Jole in the body department, and in my opinion the face too. Jole "Skeletor" looks horrible now. Jennifer is also doing better in the man department, also. I'd take John Mayer, young and hot, great talent, over that old tired looking Brad Pitt any day!

Sunday, January 25th, 2009 @ 1:33am
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Well I guess you must feel like a real fool now JO because John Mayer broke up with Maniston. And Angie and Brad have lasted for 5 years now and have a big family. HOw you can actually say that Jennifer is doing better in the relationship (man)area proves jen has some strange, loony fans.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 6:24pm
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