Jennifer Aniston - More Bikini Pics From Mexico!
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Yesterday's installment of crappy quality pics.
Aniston phoning John to rekindle romance
"Jennifer reached out to John first. She had a few glasses of wine - then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move. John was pleasantly surprised to hear from her," a source said.
"Jennifer's friends are worried. She's had a really tough time since the break-up and the more time goes on, she realises how much John still means to her," a source told the Mail Online website. "Jen just needs to be careful about not being so needy and vulnerable when it comes to men. Unfortunately, partying tends to bring that side out of her and she's a lot more appealing to John when she parties less," the source added. Source
Looks from pic 2 that she plans to eat away her sorrows.
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Looks to be a salad of sorts, still okay with that and her.
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Pigging out...but then bad photos...
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WoW she looks way older than 40 I thought she was about 50 something. And I still get carded buying cigarettes so that tells me I still look like a 17 year old. Everybody tends to look a few years younger than there age. Even my grandmother gets carded when she buys lotto tickets. I would say she looks bad for being 40. She has a mans metabolism anyways cause she is a man. thats why you never see cellulite on her. Men dont get cellulite.
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Its probably a good idea that this chick never finds a man. I mean could you imagine how ugly her kids are gonna be especially coming from her. This world already has to put up with this ugly, homely actress and the sympathy she gets. Imagine if people had to put up with her ugly kids too.
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I don't care what ya'll think.... she's a hottie and I'd love to lay that down and make her forget about all those bad relationships.... she'd only want some more Stone Cold....
And thats the bottom line.......
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Dear John Mayer:
I hope you don't think that I'm still upset about what happened with you and me. I had a lot of fun, which is all I really wanted, to be honest with you. Everyone thinks that you somehow scarred me for life, and at first I thought it was funny, but now it's just making me irritated. What's irritating me the most is that you keep telling people that I don't have what it takes to be a good wife or mother. As a matter of fact, I resent that. Ask any of my friends and they will tell you that I am the most maternal person they have ever met. Just because I'm not ready to have a child doesn't mean that I wouldn't be a good mom. And I don't think it's selfish of me to want to keep my body in what has to be the best shape it has ever been in. I mean, you said I had the most amazing body ever. That's what you told me in Cabo? But I guess you say that to everyone. I heard that told that little girl from that dumb football show the same thing, which is a joke. Not that I care. Because I don't. Did you ever stop and think that maybe I used you, instead of the other way around? I was just curious about you. Cameron told me that you were a really good fuck and that if I was bored I should try you out which is exactly what I did. I was bored. That's what you were, a cure for my boredom. But a big dick only goes so far. Everything you are is between your legs. And plus you're like not that great of a guitar player either. You can make all the faces you want, but the sound that comes out of you never matches how hard you think you're rocking, which is really very little. Whatever. I just wanted you to know that I'm over you, not that I was ever not over you. There was nothing to get over. I've been seeing someone lately and he's a great guy and really interesting and plus he's like ten times better in bed than you are. He doesn't just lie there and think that all he needs to do is get an erection. He talks to me. We play games. That's something you never wanted to do. All you wanted to do was insert and then watch me bounce up and down. I think you're the one who needs to grow up, not me. I am a grown woman and I've come to the conclusion that I need a real man, and I just don't think that you are mature enough to understand what that means. I'm sure you're reading this and laughing at me but I don't care. I just wanted you to know that I'm in a good place in my life right now and I don't need negative energy to ruin it, and you are full of negative energy. And so you can say whatever you want about me. People who know me know that it's all just a bunch of lies anyway. And that's all I care about. Go take some guitar lessons and leave me alone.
Yours truly,
Jen
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wtf who ever wrote this has no life lol
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For someone pushing 40, she sure has a nice body. The face . . . eh, not so much.
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trying to make her ass big with all that food. FO SHIZZLE MY LONELYIZZLE.
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i feel ya Jen, I feel ya for real, that shhh aint funny
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
lonely
i'm mr lonely
i have nobody for my owwwwwwnnnn
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How come her nose looks bigger than usual in these pics - surely they're old?? Surely they're before her nose jobs.
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