Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures From Portofino, Italy!
Monday, July 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comThe Nanny Industry is thriving these days with all these celebrity mommies running around. It appears these women wanna do it all---get married, pop out twins, travel endlessly, work, earn the big bucks, cruise on yachts, etc, etc.
Then again, if you're swimming in millions, why the hell not, right?!
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JTchicagoReply to this Comment
lol lol lol... I wonder how much Marc has to struggle to even lift her up... her ass weighs more than he does..
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
FAT ASS!!!!!! HA HAH HA H AH HA HAHA HA!!!!!!
DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
I would tear that up and get her pregnant again.
McPervReply to this Comment
too bad there's no fat-ass-loving sharks around portofino... hey, just had an idea, the sharks cut eat her and use him as a toothpick!
Grandmaster of DisasterReply to this Comment
Marc Anthony looks very manorexic, yes manorexic I said it....
Danny44Reply to this Comment
Well played sir, I lol'd.
Racer XReply to this Comment
in addition to the fat ass...she's got a nice/disguting gunt going on page 4...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
Be nice, everyone!
I'm not the nicest guy on this site and I may come across as being very shallow most of the time but right now I will be nice:
Jennifer Lopez recently gave birth to twins and she is close to 40. You can't say anything negative about her body when she obviously is still in the process of recovering from her pregnancy and getting back into shape. And she isn't very young - 39 is pretty old to be having your first child(ren) - so it should be even harder for her body to bounce back from a pregnancy than it would be for a mother in her 20's.
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Agree. And, she probably had a C-Section, which makes recovering even worse. She looks great for recently having twins.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Fucking bitch.
Too bad Zombie-Man didn't just shoot her ass and when the cops questioned his ass, he could have just said that he thought he was being attacked by a vicious Lopez looking shark, and that he's sorry.
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Her lack of tits is the only real flaw with her.
Other than that, Lopez's body is awesome. Definitely one of the hottest women in Hollywood, which then again isn't all that hard since most of the woman are trying hard to look like little boys and many white boys are following orders from the gay fashion freaks.
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pretty good for someone who just popped out a baby
no commentReply to this Comment
I wish most of these arenows would get some of that "hasbeen booty." Fuchi Capesta!
GolianoReply to this Comment
What does Fuchi Capesta mean? I heard it in a Cheech and Chong film and it sounds really good, but I thought they just made it up. Please could you translate.
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It is just made up, but I take to mean the same as DAYUMMM!!!
GolianoReply to this Comment
OW!? wtf, all I can say is not bad considering circumstances, etc, but that 'bikini' is god awful, I mean who wears that after giving birth to twins?! Those two pieces of string on her hips are holding on for dear life.
hulaReply to this Comment
There you go again...trying to preach that fat and lumpy is hot...you are one mentally ill, controlling man. Seriously, you cannot control everyone's thoughts...repeat 100X, take your Lithium and go to bed....
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I know. That guy has some serious issues. All he ever talks about are little boy bodies and gay men. Makes me wonder what the hell goes on inside that sick head of his.
As for Lopez. She doesn't look bad considering her age and she's just had twins.
If she wants lipo then she should go for it but she should inject some of that into her hubby.
I hope she aint thinking that the kids have their daddy's genes.
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you're right, she looks fine for her age and child status situation...but really, not hot anymore. It's the curse of her body type, I've seen it a 100X before. I mean, this girl is obsessive (self-proclaimed) and has trainers working her bod while she is still pregnant...it's her pear shaped body that is working against her...nothing she can do.
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That's one big lumpy ass, and legs, well considering what she went through, it's excusable I guess, but she should've wore something less revealing I think.
MundoReply to this Comment
These 2 have to be the most hated couple out there. She just married him cause nobody else would take her.
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I like how Brent takes his stupid skewed fashion freak perceptive and talks as if he is an expert of some kind.
My man, the last time you have been close to pussy was when your mother gave birth to you. Stop fooling yourself and just go suck a dick.
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her thighs have always been very big compared to the rest of her super short legs...but now that they are huge, she looks like a ball...you can't tell where her ass ends and where her tighs begin...horrible
d55Reply to this Comment
Jlo your bikini days are over, time for a one piece with a skirt.
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Bye Bye Amazing ASS..HELLO FAT GRANDMA ASS!!
TOROReply to this Comment
You guys always point out the weirdest things.
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Eeek!
Andromeda18_Reply to this Comment
"you can't tell where her ass ends and where her tighs begin"
That's cause your idiot d55.
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"you can't tell where her ass ends and where her tighs begin"
That's cause you're an idiot d55.
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again, Johnny...you are outnumbered again...why don't you take your sermon down the street. You can even pass out a basket and make a living.
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That's it? That's all you got? That I'm outnumbered by fashion freaks in a site that attracts mostly fashion freaks? What a tool.
Brent you couldn't make a decent argument if someone were teasing you by waving a cock in front of you.
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I dont think she was ever liked in the first place she was just different from other woman. She probably would have ended up with a decent guy if she had a smaller butt.
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^^ The ignorance is blinding.
GolianoReply to this Comment
lol nora i dont think thats necessarily true but ok
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
no Johnny, I got way more..also have a professional job..and NOT a fashion freak.
Please prove that this site is frequented by fashion freaks..just your ignorant opinion.
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Oh gee brent! A professional job? Wow! I didn't know that you can get paid for being cock sucker.
As long as you get paid to do what you love, I guess.
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Damn, she is way past has been status.
Fat, bloated sack of protoplasm!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Although there was some noticeable weight gain in these photos, Jennifer Lopez's ass remains hypnotizing. You just want to grab it, lick it, spank it, and fuck it. To paraphrase one user above, I'd tear her pussy apart and impregnate her several times over even in her immediate post-pregnancy condition.
joeyReply to this Comment
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