Jennifer Tilly is Lucky in Life & in Cards. Damn Her.
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
You guys are gonna love this...
Sam Simon gleefully admits that, thanks to residuals and licensing fees, he earns more than $10 million annually from a show that he hasn't even worked on since 1993. Whoa! Now, I'm not one to tell people how to spend their money. And everybody loves dogs and The Simpsons. But, I mean, really, when you become a gazillionaire from what one person in the report calls, "a half-hour show of people, you know, with yellow faces," don't you have to pay some sort of karmic restitution? Like, go save a small, destitute country or two? Or, I dunno, cure sneezing? Just a thought.
2. Thanks to a favorable divorce settlement, Simon's ex-wife also makes a mint off of The Simpsons. Hollywood. Typical. But who is this lucky lady? Why, she's the famously buxom, squeaky, poker-playing, Oscar-nominated actress Jennifer Tilly. WHOA! [EW]
Two new goals in life:
1. Marry someone really rich who gets royalties
2. Create something amazing and earn royalties.
Wonder what happened to Meg Tilly...I always thought she was so cute.
Richard-SchlichtingJennifer's voice is grating....
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JUST SO YOU KNOW!!!!
SHE'S 50!! FIFTIY YEARS OLD!!! wow.
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FAT-ASS!!!!
DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
***FIFTY
Cot-day-um, she's the hottest 50y/o EVERRR!!!
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Well that's like driving through the county of 'Lucky' by accident. Only to get out of your car and find yourself in the 'County of Bountiful Joy'.
king biscuitReply to this Comment
moe..don't forget step 2a.
you invent something then marry someone that get part of your royalties.
but don't give in/i'm sure you'll brainstorm a an ultra cash idea.you can do it moe.... i hope this helps...
and don't forget moe..with alot of money.... ;)
now make us proud moe. ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
MILF!!!!
I love this woman. Talk about agin well.
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
I love this woman too, she's almost perfect - hate the voice
francois-antoineReply to this Comment
I think she is the best available definition of a GILF.
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She doesn't have any kids. So she's not a MILF. She's just a hot 50 year old woman with the pussy of a 20 something.
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holy shit how is she 50
WokkaWokkaReply to this Comment
Geriatric I'd like to F?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
davige101...
gilf
GlimmerReply to this Comment
I love Jennifer Tilly. She's amazing.
Racer XReply to this Comment
So do you think Olive Oil is a CLIF?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
she's half mongolian hence her young look
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You are a nasty bitch all you do is sleep around to play in a movie you dick sucking bitch
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