Jessica Alba @ 2008 ALMA Awards

She does look great for just having a baby. Wow. But she still has a shitty personality which will stay with her even when her looks fade.

I'm thirsty!

you name your kid Honor if you want the kid to be made fun of in school... "Hey, HO!"

as hot as jessica is, i've always wondered why she never shows her legs. then i saw this-

they are totally terrible. mischa barton level. how did she manage it?

Her breasts look kind of weird...

such a gorgeous face!!!

My dream would be to hide up under that dress and lick for the entire night. If you see her squirming on camera, you can bet that Hugh G is going to town with his tongue at the Y.

I'm a fan of veiny, milk-filled boobies. I'm so thirsty.

she looks great even though im annoyed by her, her boobs look like they hurt.

throw a lego block at this bitch

I've never really thought she was attractive. The bitchy personality she has certainly isn't helping.

But she looks OK here.

I may go blind fapping to these pics all day

I'd be hard pressed not to keep this bitch knocked up if I were Cash. Bitchy personality and hot face/body spells lots of angry sex and not much more.

pretty in an average way but nothing special.

I never thought she was great looking even when everyone (the press, bloggers, people leaving comments) thought or still does think she looks hot. Her body has looked hot at times but I never liked her face it just isn't attractive to me. Her lips are nice but that's it for her face/head area.

is this how your breasts get after you have a baby? they look disgusting and all weird...wtf?

Face is still a bit boring, but I´d suck the milk out of dem titties.

Meh

It looks like her boobs have been divided into diffrent sektions or smt.. weird

thank God for post-baby boobs...and that's not 2% mil, that's whole AlbaMilk right there. 100% sweet...

that's a nice looking brazilian woman

sweet milky Alba boobage..goofy name or not, that one damn lucky kid.

Jessica,

Looks like the implants need some work. Give me a call. I think I can fit you in next month. In the meantime, stop with the cleavage revealing clothing, mmmkay? People will start to talk.

it's a real shame what babies do to women's bodies. if i was a woman, i would never have children.

dude her boobs look yummy as fuck.

I would suck on those nipples all day and have the milk squirt on my dick and then fuck her mouth.

Fuck, I'm starting to leak again..

.... There is a difference from a bastardly or Scandalous comment to straight out needs to be censored ones....

You can see in her face she is majorly stressed out.. she is starting to look like Uma Thurman a bit...

Jessica Alba is the best that ever did it. jeez

TwiceADay, I'm with you. A tittie-dickie milky squirt might just get a similar fast response from me.

Is it me, or is this chick already washed up?

I'd love to have an affair with her (well I'm not married so she'll be having the affair, I'll just be her toy-boy).

FUCKEN BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS BEAUTY.

PS: HOW DOES SHE HAVE A "SHITTY" PERSONALITY?
WHERES THE EVIDENCE OF THIS?
I'LL SHUT MY MOUTH IF I GET PROOF.
SHES ALWAYS HAPPY STUNNING AND CUTE IN ANY INTERVIEW I SEE OR READ OF HER :)

Thats my girl! Shes looking pretty as ever :)

she is lovely anyway.i love her smile.she is a sweet

11. McPerv
I'm a fan of veiny, milk-filled boobies. I'm so thirsty.

^ ^ ^ i see you like yr milk! you know jesSUCKA drinks soymilk, like me...however...i dont have herpes ozzing out of every hole in my body. drink hers up, mcperv, but when you start noticing little sores on yr mouth.....well, you get my point.
38. Douche Baggery
Is it me, or is this chick already washed up?
^ ^ ^ ^
has been for a WHILE, now, man. BTW, GREAt fuckin name!
i used to think she was alright ( not looks wise, i personally think shes fugly as the day is long)until she made those contrictory statements such as "im not latina" then, "i hope my baby is brown, because im latina" and "i dont speak mexican!" to "and im going to ONLY speak spanish to her" what a tool

41. SAVVY (Uncertified Bastard)
PS: HOW DOES SHE HAVE A "SHITTY" PERSONALITY?
WHERES THE EVIDENCE OF THIS?
I'LL SHUT MY MOUTH IF I GET PROOF.
SHES ALWAYS HAPPY STUNNING AND CUTE IN ANY INTERVIEW I SEE OR READ OF HER :)

^ ^ then yr reading the RIGHT articles about the WRONG person.
hey, ARE YOU jessica? (lol) because no one seems to like her shitty personality, remember how she didnt even invite her own BROTHER to her wedding?! eh, to each their own. personally i think shes a piece of garbage with NO talent, NO looks, and the MOST ( without a DOUBT) UBER overrated person in the galaxy. mila kunis is sexy and beautiful AND sweet. and i know this because i saw her in miami once ( i live in south beach--i know, tough life ;) ) and i asked for an autograph and she was MORE than happy to give me one, PLUS she actually chatted me up! with a GENUINE SMILE! ha, nothing personal, i just asked how she was enjoying florida, blah blah we only spoke for like, less than 3 mins, but she was so sweet, down to earth, and adorably sexy/beautiful.
oh yes, 1 more thing. just cuz im a male and i DONT like this shitrag dosent mean im gay/stupid/blind/fat/fugly/ance-ridden/a looser--what have you. i just have my opinion, and i cant stand this pile of shit. oh yeah, and "HONOR"?? nice name, why didnt you just call the poor kid "beat me up on the playground", or my personal fave, "Honor the Herpes" lol!!!!

oh and that pic of her ( #4) legs made my stomach turn. i saw a similar pic like that only she was on a beach in a piss yellow bathing suit, and her knees were all fleshy and knobby, and shes so pigeon toed its hilarious. almost as hilarious as her saying "when i was little i was ugly...i was pigeon toed" WAS? fucking tool. fuck off and die, jesSUCKA (sucks everything--AND sucks AT everything), and that poor baby, being tossed out her gargantuan twat--that was selfish, now the kids got the herp as well. live and learn lol

13. somebody's little brother (aka Zack, the LEGO maniac) (Uncertified Bastard)
throw a lego block at this bitch

LOL how bout a BRICK?! my fantasy is im at some movie screening ( YES i actually DO get invited, 2 some anyway, im a model--not a SUPERmodel --lol-- i just model bikinis and lingerie..but i digress) and someone throws a a shoe or a brick or something jagged at this chick, ESP if shes doing that "im only smiling for these supid paps i could give 2 shits about" puss on her face it would be quite an improvement. ew, wait, bad idea, her herpes may pop and spray those around her like a genitortures or a gwar concert. YES, i like that kind of music! and KMFDM, skinny puppy, bjork, chemical bros, underworld, everything but the girl, the metalheadz, die krupps, front line assmebly, ok, sorry everyone, you get the picture ;)

she looks as if she has got implants...

I FUCKING THAT WHORE. I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH. I FUCKING HATE THAT SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIES FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.

TOO BAD JESSICA DIDN'T FROM CHILD BIRTH COMPLICATIONS. MUHAHAHAHAH]
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