Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ Campari Calendar Launch
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
These photos were from her 2009 Campari Calendar launch in Milan.I've already posted the calendar photos and we've linked back to many of her greatest Bastardly moments so there really is no other news to talk about Jessica Alba. But yeah, check out the shape of her dress. Not a form fitting dress we'd truly appreciate.
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Beautiful woman, hideous dress and the Bangs are ridiculous.
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Mommy dress and platform shoes?
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she looks ridiculous here.
she looks better in doggie position, on a beach lounge chair, with her twat in the air.
this is lame. simply lame.
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and did i mention that pic 2 summarizes her entire attitude and why i think she is the cuntiest woman on the face of the earth?
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I agree with everything you said except the part about the doggie position. She's such a freaking bitch.
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This girl has beautiful feet!
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this is one beautiful woman who should not mess with her natural looks, ever. she looks best tan and with wavy black hair--straight brown hair doesnt work on her, weirdly pale skin looks awful, blonde hair looked ridiculous. some beautiful women look equally good with any hair color or skin tone, but she is just not one of them.
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Yawn. Megan Fox has completely stolen her crown. Hollywood only has room for one beautiful actress that can't act.
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i'd take jess over fox any day! she's cute, pretty and hot! and i like girls that look natural..:)
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Her bitchy demeanor takes away from her beauty, imo. And the bangs are not for her.
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Dress makes her look completely flat and shapeless...That and only a few stripes short of a candy kane.
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Congratulations, the designers and makeup artists made a beautiful woman look ridiculous.
Maybe she is using Rihanna's stylists.
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She might double as Christmas Ornament though....Sorry....meant to be More secular.
Holiday tree breakable, hanging thingy!
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Man, I do hate that Christmas brings out all the Jesus freaks trying to force their ridiculous religion onto everyone else. But it's an appropriate time for that, believing in all that stuff is very similar to believing in Santa Claus, except, you know, YOU'RE NOT 4 YEARS OLD ANY MORE!
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Honestly same goes for secular crowd...I seem to find more people shoving their non-religion down my throat lately. Not that I'm a bible thumper....I just believe in what believe and let others do the same.
Personally, I have adopted the Grinch as my personal savior. Come on man you got to believe in it. His heart grew three sizes and shit!
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Except that religion is responsible for so many problems in the world, and has been for thousands of years. Unfortunately, having a god on one's side seems to justify innumerable evils and oppression of others.
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Is it religion or people using religion to further their cause while defacing the religion the claimed to be championing.
Here's a good quote:
"Over a half century ago, while I was still a child, I recall hearing a number of old people offer the following explanation for the great disasters that had befallen Russia: "Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.
Since then I have spend well-nigh 50 years working on the history of our revolution; in the process I have read hundreds of books, collected hundreds of personal testimonies, and have already contributed eight volumes of my own toward the effort of clearing away the rubble left by that upheaval. But if I were asked today to formulate as concisely as possible the main cause of the ruinous revolution that swallowed up some 60 million of our people, I could not put it more accurately than to repeat: "Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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I disagree, the concept of god is irrelevant to morality and ethics. Though secular people have done many evil things as well.
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"the concept of god is irrelevant to morality and ethics."
I'd have to disagree. In a real world setting anyway. God wasn't irrelevant to those terrorists in India last week. Instead as always it was used as motivation, but that is fault of man....Not God.
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What I meant was, you don't need to believe in a god or gods to be an ethical, moral human.
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Support for Calif. gay marriage ban driven by religion:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081204/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage_poll;_ylt=A...
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Oh yeah. I totally agree that ethics and morals do not require God. Like we began, people can believe whatever they want. It's the pushing it down peoples throats part that is annoying.
I hope Milk Does well and serves as a rallying point for this movement.
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I see your point, but it can be equally annoying when religious people shove it down my throat & think I worship the devil or some shit b/c I don't know if I believe in God esp the bible. I was raised strict roman catholic so you can imagine what my family thinks of me. back to the subject, im not a hater but I don't like Jessica Alba. She is pretty blahblah but I don't give a shit, she is boring and talentless. hopefully she'll be a good mother
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Horrible shoes, dress, red lips, bangs, jewelry ,eye makeup, and her face is too chubby. Needs to work on losing that baby weight before showing off those Beyonce arms.
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Huh? Whats going on here
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I think Jessica is just misunderstood.
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The upper half of that dress looks like a designer edition of a bullet-proof vest. It suits her though: it's as ugly as her attitude.
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WOWZERS
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I don't understand all of the hate for this woman....does she club baby seals for fun or something? I'm sure most of the celebrity women that are posted on this site are bitchy and high maintenance, so why is Jessica any different?
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I think it's her obvious hypocrisy:
"I don't want to be a sex symbol."
“I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”
Yup. S'why she has all those serious roles under her belt, lest anyone forget those pictures of her with liquid running out of her mouth were just "artistic."
"But I don't feel I have much of a choice right now. I'm young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot."
..wait...nevermind...Hollywood's making her take skanky roles.
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You can probably make the same case against any actress in Hollywood, so again, what makes Jess so different from the rest of them? Do you want her to say I love being a sex symbol? Then she would be called a self centered bitch that loves herself....either way, she's fucked. Charlize and Halle Berry had to make themselves ugly to win Oscars, so WTF is Jess supposed to do?
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"what makes Jess so different from the rest of them"
Charlize and Halle have more talent than her?
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"Charlize and Halle Berry had to make themselves ugly to win Oscars, so WTF is Jess supposed to do?"
Better yet: take some classes so she has acting chops she can use rather than relying on 'her usual trick of strutting around the stage'?
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Wow, there are really a lot of angry men cruzin this one.
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