Jessica Alba Bikini Pics From Mexico! White Bikini Edition!

Photo Credit: Splash News

Well, atleast these are a little better than Jessica's bikini pics posted earlier. Jessica is looking good post baby but is it possible that she'll ever regain the Alba Ass Heavan status we deemed her before? Will she ever be in an ass-off again? Here's another reminder of Ass Alba Heaven existence. And once again, DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!

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I want to see how badly her Cunt was stretched out - where are those pics?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 11:35pm
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A class act you are not my friend.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:24am
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I know this is the internet and in particular moejackson.com, but that's a pretty rough thing to say.

Looks good for just having a kid. Looks real good. I reckon she can defintaely get back into her old form.
Even if she is a bad actress and a bitch, I don't care coz she's hot.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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"Even if she is a bad actress and a bitch" is WHY she hooked up with big money Cash Warren. She's gotta have a saftey net cuz her career is really not banking.

But then is Angelina really worth 28 million a movie?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 12:01am
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To be fair, Cash Warren is really good looking... I don't think bitchy mcalba hooked up with him for the money, it was probably a factor.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:31am
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Is Cash Warren a rich mofo? I had no idea... not really sure who he is or what he does, can't be bothered looking him up. I just know he's Alba's boytoy...

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:49pm
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I stand corrected on the "cash" side of Cash. It is not that he inherited big money from his daddy; Michael Warren (African American actor best know on Hill Street Blues) But he did get a rich education at Yale, and daddies Hollywood connects (and said pretty face) to garnered quite the "in" for some who say he has no talent for anything but being a smooth talker. One production assistant commented he comes off nice and sweet, but there is a undercurrant of 'sliminess' to him like a used car salesman or mortgage broker. Nepotism perks aside, his relationship with Alba and Tim Story (Fantastic 4) resulted in production creds in 2006. So actually he is hanging on her coat-tails and will ultimatly leave her for Jesse Metcalf.

IF any of this is wrong, I'll eat these mango flavored man-panties my girl-friend bought me.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 10:46pm
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I don“t think her body is any different at all, well the ass looks a bit bigger, she looks great for only 4 months after giving birth...

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 12:01am
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Better than before.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 12:09am
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Much hotter than her anorexic phase.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 2:21am
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how do we post pictures here?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:03am
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... So now she appeals to the big breasted market... And now will get even more movies... idk whether to be happy or sad...

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 6:44am
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She'll have her tight little ass back soon again. But those massive hooters just might stick around in place of her former tiny ones. I just hope she doesn't have a huuge stretched out very dark oval nipple now. That's no good at all.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:13am
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That is a mighty fine ass. It is not what it used to be, but that is life. She may one day get it down to perfection again, but in the real world if it stays like it is, what is not to like?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:31am
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Let's get higher res shots. These could be the moon landing.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 8:47am
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boyoyoyoyoiinnnnggg

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:01am
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The ass looks fine & the titty fairy was kind. But,once the milk dries up ,so will the bressesssesssessss.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:26am
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The word 'milf' is thrown around a lot these days.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:44am
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still looking good considering...hey is that the kids name? Honor?....

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:50am
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Overrateddddddddd. can't say she looks bad though.

Poor kid, when she grows up she's going to be like "hey mom, how come there aren't any photos of me and you when i as first born, you know like personal ones?"
"oh well i was busy at the gym duh, now get out of mommy's way she needs to see the mirror."

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 11:17am
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Not as tight as before but still nice.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 11:17am
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Looks pretty good for someone who just had a baby.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 12:26pm
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Great from the front.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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fucking amazing, that ass looks damn ripe. jeez

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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pic 10 nice bubble butt........

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 3:55pm
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Pic 9 nice neck!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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i'd eat this woman in the middle of time square :)

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:11pm
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I'd make damn sure those sweet milk bags don't ever dry up..

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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spot a nice little curve on p7

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 9:50pm
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she has a great ass but has no hips or waist, (and didnt have tits until she got pregs) which is why i dont like when people label her as 'curvy'

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 10:36pm
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why kitten, does it offend you personally??lol

She IS curvy...tits and ass make up most of a women's curves and all those super wide hipped women get real fat and they tend to have weirdly shaped flat asses. YUCK!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 7:54am
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that's right Brent, the boobs and that curve of the lower back into a bubble butt is fucking magical. Alba's measurements are 24/34 so she does have waist and hips just not huge hips. Her body is athletic/sexy which is perfect for fucking now and perfect for fucking well into the future and after kids....perfect.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 @ 10:11am
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JESSICA IS A FUCKING WHORE. JESSICA IS A FUCKING CUNT. JESSICA IS A FUCKING SLUT. JESSICA IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE JESSICA. JESSICA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 3:32am
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Jessica Alba looks better here than she did before. That's one hot MILF for sure.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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I like her better with this body, skinny doesn't looks good, she's gorgeous and sexy as hell in here, boobs, ass, hips, delicious!

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:25am
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