Jessica Alba Buys Baby Toys! For Honor Marie Warren?
Monday, July 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Alba Bans Her Daughter From ActingNew parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are banning their baby daughter from chasing fame - until she’s at least 21.
Jessica Alba says, “When she finishes college, she can do whatever she wants.”
But the actress admits it could be tough convincing Honor to wait: “I think at some point all little kids express that desire, because they’re so used to being treated like a star.” Source
























Well she's definitely breast feeding. Her bod is now perfect.
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WOW....she look's just to damn PERFECT!!....She's even sexier..
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I heard she had a natural birth.
Her body looks good here. Except for the last pic though.
I hate it when ppl say they would never allow their child to do such and such. You don't know what's going to happen so why bother saying stuff like that?
Just say you would like it if this happened.
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You should never say your child won't do something because it'll be the first thing they do.
I don't think anyone should hold their child back from chasing their dreams. They'll resent you later. She's probably afraid her daughter will be a better actress than her, which isn't too terribly hard to do.
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Move aside Kate Beckinsale, here's the new queen of the MILFs. And she's lactating!
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I think her boobs look nice but she still has a 'i have no soul and will take yours' look in her eyes.
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She's just trying to buy some stuff for her kid and is getting stalked, she's supposed to put on a happy face? I'm not saying she has a tough life, but that's one part of being an A-List celebrity that must suck.
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She's overrated, but her body looks bangin here
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her body looks absolutely amazing. Shes just so sexy, especially when she has a little more weight on her. One of the few lucky women who look great with a few more pounds. God that mouth! I would kill for it! I really hope she doesnt go crazy with the diet and starve her gorgeous self into a mini Terri Hatcher. Again.
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My body looks exactly like this and I'm not lactating. I have 34DD breast, and I wear a size 1 or size 3 jeans.
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But unlike Alba, yo hablo espanol. Besitos, cuidate!
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Very nice! OW!
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I just wanna slap her herpes cunty face!
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so so sexy. Jessica Alba is the damn best
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DAMN I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WOMAN WAS ALMOST A BALDIE. THEY NEED TO THANK THE HEAVENS FOR WIGS & EXTENSIONS!
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& what makes her hot?
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seeing her with big boobs is wierding me out. she looked like a cute teenager a few months ago and now she looks like shes aged 20 years and looks all greasy and sloppy. its like shes not even the same person
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y she always in a bad mood? She has big ass tits! y so mean?
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I really like her lips and skin color
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holy boobies batman!!!
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11. Latina (Uncertified Bastard)
But unlike Alba, yo hablo espanol. Besitos, cuidate!
yr so right, lol!!! puta names her bastard (that is really what it is, so its so hilariously IRONIC she named the illegitimate thing "honor" ??!!!)i LOVE how shes all embracing her latina roots she once denied, now that shes got a spawn to teach something to. you know, like how to get into movies...."honor, ive already TOLD you! your 12, thats when i got on my knees to be in 'camp nowhere' so damnit, do it and make your baby daddy and me proud!"
15. OOZIE (Uncertified Bastard)
DAMN I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WOMAN WAS ALMOST A BALDIE. THEY NEED TO THANK THE HEAVENS FOR WIGS & EXTENSIONS!
BBBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! awesome, OOZIE!!!
Eva (Uncertified Bastard)
& what makes her hot?
nothing. the fact that SHE seems to think so even though all she does is complain about being photographed in anything, then smiles to herself when the pics hit the blogs and rags. what a cunt.
17. the kitten
seeing her with big boobs is wierding me out. she looked like a cute teenager a few months ago and now she looks like shes aged 20 years and looks all greasy and sloppy. its like shes not even the same person
agreed, couldnt have said it better myself!!!
dont forget the pop eyes--- hey i wonder if "honor" has herpes like her whore mother? oh, right, how could i be so dumb?! she named the baby "HONOR" because "Jessica alba is my mom so im better than everyone except her" was too long to put on the birth certificate. and the bad mood? ladies and gentlemen of the blog, thats how the cunt rag ALWAYS is, looking pissed off ( and its NOT because of the paparazzi, give me a break, w/out them shed STILL be flipping burgers at the In-N-Out Burger.
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whoops, i meant to say, "honor, make me and my baby daddy proud!"
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huh? all i can say is theres a thin line between love and hate lol
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