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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Alba Catches Olympic Fever“I don’t know about you all but Cash and I have been glued to the Olympics,” she wrote in a MySpace Celebrity blog. “How amazing was the opening ceremony?!? I still don’t know how they coordinated 2008 people to move in perfect sync.”
“The men’s 400M relay was insane,” Alba recounted. “We were down by almost a half body length going into the final turn and then next thing you knew it was closer, closer, closer until we touched the wall first! Cash and I went crazy. The shot of Michael Phelps after the race ended cheering with his teammates is so memorable. The last time I got this excited watching sports was when Baron was in the NBA playoffs.” Source
























she's so HOT!!! she can dress down all she wants but she'll never escape the "hot girl" stigma. your movie rolls will never change jess... NEVER!!!
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She look's very very fine..as always..maybe even better...fuck u cash!!
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Jessica Alba probably doesn't know that some to the fireworks during the o.c. were computer generated. cash's stance in pic 3 makes me laugh.
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I heard different to the computer generated thing. The news station I watched said that some of the fireworks presented of T.V. was footage from the rehearsals because the sky wasn't as clear the night of the opening ceremony, so they used older footage is some parts. I could be wrong there, but it sounds more plausible to me.
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i read that it was for safety reasons. during rehearsals some of the fireworks came too close to televison helicopters so they cut those out during the o.c. and used computer generated ones. who knows. it was still a sight to see
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p.s. Alba's lips were made for fellatio.
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I wish she wasn't such a vapid cunt because she is drop dead sexy. I would have to slap that bitch when she spoke.
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yeah that race was great.
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there is nothing attractive about her in this pic...her face in the first pic looks ugly
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what is wrong with you? she wears no make-up and looks absolutely gorgeous!
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Totally agree. She's ugly on the inside and out. She seems like a pathetic sourpuss. I feel sorry for whatshisname and the baby for having to live with this half-wit b**ch.
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She looks like a sexy bitchy housewife.
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I just love her face. Shes so sexy and beautiful. NOT liking her dress though, its a sack on her and she needs to embrace the post pregnancy curves. They suit her.
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6. Ben (Uncertified Bastard)
p.s. Alba's lips were made for fellatio.
oh DEF!!! but, you might NOT want it from someone with the herp lol
11. Rhonda
Totally agree. She's ugly on the inside and out. She seems like a pathetic sourpuss. I feel sorry for whatshisname and the baby for having to live with this half-wit b**ch.
you got THAT right, Rhonda!!!! not to mention her fugly face and vile legs and knees, pre-OR post spawn-oops i meant baby
and who names their kid HONOR??!!
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