Jessica Alba & Family Ate @ Griddle Cafe in Hollywood!
Monday, September 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: SF / PCC / Splash NewsWhat are the chances that A) Jessica Alba's a total bitch to Cash Warren 24/7 & B) the only reason he sticks around is for the pimped lifestyle---even if it means he has to be a slave.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Breaking! Jessica Alba Needed Change For The Meter! Drinks Fiji Water!
- BREAKING! Jessica Alba & Baby Honor Smile For The Paparazzi!
- Breaking!! Jessica Alba Drinks Coffee From The Coffee Bean!!
- Jessica Alba Buys Baby Toys! For Honor Marie Warren?
- Breaking News! Jessica Alba Was Slightly Cold in L.A. Yesterday!

























Lol. That's how it's done!
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Damn Right!!!
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OMG I would suck those things dry.
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i think they're a hot couple
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She seems miserable all the time ever since she got pregnant.
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She was miserable before she got pregnant.
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Chingado....those are nice boobs...I wonder if she breast feeds the douchebag also..
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Damn she looks HOT in the third picture. She seems taller in these too...
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she's a BILF (bitch i'd like to fuck)
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You know, Cash, they have handles on those seats for a reason.
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oh come on, she carried that thing (Honor) for 9 months. It's nice to see Cash taking his turn in carrying the kid.
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Whats with the sour face, Jessica? Damn somebody isn't fucking this bitch right at all! One night and I would have this bitch creaming her panties non-stop!
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she needs acne control on page 3!
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thats her "Beauty spot"
NOT MUCH ACNE REALLY.
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such full.. milkicious breasts :)
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I don't care if this chicks a bitch. I'd put up with her if she promises it's my-way once the clothes come off.
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I can't really blame him,i would gladly be her man bitch if i could suck on those milk bags.
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pretty
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mmhhh nice now it is the right time that Michael turner & james cameron asked her about the Fathom movie
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mmhhh nice now it is the right time that Michael turner & james cameron asked her about the Fathom movie
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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she needs acne control on page 3!
^ ^ ^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! agreed. shes ALWAYS had LEGENDARY acne. lol
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She was miserable before she got pregnant.
dude, that little shit smear with no talent, no looks and would it KILL her to SMILE for a change? i know i know, shes not promoting an abortion---oops!! i mean "movie"--, which will usually make around 3 or 4 dimes, give or take.
i cant stand this herpres skank. i wonder if shes breast feeding the kid, Herpes--opps again!! i mean "honor", i mean, will Herpres-- i mean "honor" catch MORE of the herp from mom? LOL she ALREADY was pushed thru the herpes va jay jay.....gross
guys, kiss your girl, and be HAPPY and THANKFUL she does NOT resemble THIS piece of overrated scum. albatross, not change-- i mean cash. lol
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SHE'S A BITCH AND CUNT. UGLY FACE. HONOR IS A FUG.
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SHE'S A BITCH AND CUNT. UGLY FACE. HONOR IS A FUG.
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cathy r, you said it. shes a cunt, herpes-oh i mean "HONOR"--another CUNTY name, but bitch-face-skank-retard albatross thought that this herpes-riddled spawn of hers "SHOULD be HONORED to be MY baby" says jesSUCKA. SUCKS everything to clib the ladder up from the razzies ( and im being POLITE here) to an oscar-winning role. bbbbbbwwwwwahahahahah!!!!
another delusional, inane, stupid, fugly COW with nothing to boot except her pseudo "talent" and she needs to drop the snow white act. we all know shes been fucked in every hole by EVERYONE who promises her a "serious role in a serious drama" bbbbbwahahahahah!!!!! excuse me while i bust a gut laughing!!! get THE FUCK OVER THIS PIECE OF MEXICAN TRASH!!!!!! her herpes, her "brown baby" her words, NOT mine, her jejune comments, her fugly looks, zero talent, and shes a BRUNETTE!!! no brunettes for me, ONLY megan fox!!!! oh shes so fuckin hot, hotter than many in hollywood, but my fave model ( up and comming! -and she is also a socialite, the only daughter of a swedish grand-duchess and daughter of J.L.M., owner of the largest bank, financial center and law firm in belfast ireland. (google, mccartan turkington breen)and she is so fucking HHOOT!!! i saw her commercial on parisian TV, shes blonde, petite, ass you can bounce a COTTON ball off of (YUM!), perfect little tits with light pink nipples, tan, goregeous tiger eyes and looks about 19--shes in her late 20s! Zoey van der Werth, but her father is a scary guy, he refuses to have websites about her, even MYSPACE accounts!!! ive tried, but i got sued when i posted my tribute to Zoey van der Werth ( shes a lingerie model for LaJaby, she has a contract -- -and i know this because my sister works for the agency Zoey signed with, so Becca ( my sis) keeps me informed!
i love you Zoey!!!! as for YOU jesSUCKA, your NOTHING!!! just a SKEEZY old haggard mean bitch. i mean, come ON, people! when are you going to realize that you can ONLY polish a TURD for so long!!!!!! fugly cunt
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