21 Scandalous Comments

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Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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I used to hate her, always with the grim bitch-face. But now much improved, smiling and more meat to her bones, boobs in her shirt. Pretty girl.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 12:57am
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Things that make you go mmm!

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 2:16am
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looks like britney spears on page 6

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 2:19am
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I would make her a nice romantic dinner, bring her roses, pour champagne, whisper sweet nothings to her and then stick it in her butt til she started speaking in tongues.

Her ass and tits are even better after she popped out that kid. If only she would just stop her 'acting' career and stick to what she does best: being a piece of ass. Oh and one last thing Obama '08!

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 2:50am
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Shes getting meat at the right places

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 4:16am
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BROKE BACK FACE

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 6:28am
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what i would do to get me some o'that..

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 7:09am
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pic 7 side boob view and hot friend

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 7:54am
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She's looking good but I still prefer her pre-pregnancy body.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 9:59am
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Wow usually I hate this miserable bitch but these post baby pics are hot! She either has a great trainer or excellent genes.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 10:34am
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wtf i dont see anything in this girll
not hot at all

I like blonde chicks way hotter

damm elisha cuthbeertt
n the girl that played the pornstarss soooooooo hott alba is rlly overrated dont get the deal with her i would not turn my head on the streets if If I saw her

no thankksss

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 10:47am
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ok jessica. now that you've got my attention, i guess halle wants you to convince me to talk to her.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 1:24pm
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Halle Berry vs. Jessica Alba in POST BABY BOD MATCHUP!!!!!

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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SHE'S OVERRATED AND FUG, SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG!

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 2:02pm
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jimmyd (Uncertified Bastard)
BROKE BACK FACE

Chickadee (Uncertified Bastard)
SHE'S OVERRATED AND FUG, SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG!

bwaaaahaha!! this uber overrated tool needs to die

Friday, October 10th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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I would take a trip to Uranus to lick and fuck Jessica's anus!

Monday, June 8th, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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It's all downhill for Jessica now.

Her days of hotness are over.

She's all stretched out and loose.

Boobs are beginning to sag.

Herpes infected too.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:28am
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She has nice body and smile..
not conventional pretty but looks really nice when smiling.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:52am
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kevin is right. what a slutty shit-hole dumbass
no talent, no brains, no looks and no respect for her heritage
plus she dissed the troops:

http://bradpita.typepad.com/bradpita/2007/05/jessica_alba_di.html

read, shes NO good. those are OUR troops!!!! my god, there righting for US!!!! and she disses them like that?! she needs to pull her egotisical inflated fugly faced head out of her celu-FAT-y ass and fucking get with it.
one day…. everyone will be over her

Friday, June 19th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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