Jessica Simpson Happy For Ashlee's Engagement
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Simpson In ‘Pleased For Her Own Sister’s Happiness’ Shock
Basically, Jessica Simpson has decided to talk about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz getting engaged. Emerging from the St Gary’s Convalescent Centre For The Unfortunately Stinky-Pissed, Jessica Simpson spoke of her happiness at the news of the engagement and, as People reports, actually came off sounding quite creepy:
"My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn’t be happier." Source
Hummm, I think there's something wrong with her eyes...they don't match....nice boobs tho...they match
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wtf is she wearing? She looks so old in that outfit!
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shes cute who is this
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I wanna hit her in the face with a horseshoe.
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who says that...
"pete is an incredible soul..."
wtf
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Body is sexy and tempting, but her expression shows many miles.
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I totally forgot they were related...
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It looks like she's going lawn bowling or to attend some other geriatric social event. WTF is she wearing?
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Her eyes are getting further apart, aren't they? Soon she'll be walleyed and will be able to sell you car insurance at a reasonable rate.
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She reminds me of a bunny.
A very stupid bunny.
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LOL @ the walleyed comment!
"The Japanese term is ron-pari, as one eye is looking at Rondon (London) and the other is looking at Pari (Paris)."
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=31626
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I have to say your Godzirra humor make me laugh.
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Hey! i've got some competition boobs jessica!
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I'll marry her
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That dress is not flattering at all. It makes her look like she has no neck and her shoulders/arms huge.
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Nice boobs. Perfect for a wet T-shirt contest.
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Jessica would get bent.... Love this woman.
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