Jessica Simpson's Lucrative New Job: Bimbo Hairdo Model

I don't care if she is dumb as a box of rocks. I wanna "F" her bungholio

I've always thought she was gorgeous

She may be a stupid slut and a vapid whore, I'd still do her...

I think she's hott. She's not really the type of pretty I like, but her body is amazing and she seems like a sweet girl and like she'd be fun to hang around.

STUPID BARBIE BIMBO

Hate, hate, hate the shoes she's wearing in the pink outfit...

Hot, hot, and hot.

It's hard not to love a body that banging.

It's everything else...

What a great day at the Bastardly.
Jessica Simpson in heels.
Audrina Patridge on all fours, wearing sunglasses.
Lindsay Lohan and her You-Know-You-Want-To-F-Me eyes.
Miley Cyrus, with her MOUTH OPEN and TONGUE STICKING OUT. Good God.
As soon as my roomates go to sleep I'm going to get stick with these pictures, in this order:
1. Lindsay.
2. Jessica.
3. Audrina, espcially the last pic
4. Miley. If ever there was a picture that demanded my computer be drenched in sperm soup, it's that picture. Thanks, guys at Bastardly.
My dad talks like the Golden Age of Masturbation was the early 1980's, but I don't agree. It is right now.

Hmmm, Jessica's Rack.

HEY that would be a great name for a clothing store!

she's got a man chin - check p2

She's hot.
Those legs.
Resistance is useless.

I want to do her so bad.

WoW you guys like his ugly tranny she looks like a blonde dude. And she acts so fucking stupid too the ugly bitch isn't even funny. And have you heard her fucking shitty music. She should be shot for the ugly lame shit she comes out with. She has no fucking business existing. Oh how fucking ugly she is look how the retarde sits.

How long is her real hair?

i hate her legs...she has these big bumps in her calves...she used to be so pretty when she first came out but now, she doesnt do anything for me

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Wow d55 she looks so pretty in that picture.

1. If the great scientists of America were asked to design a female who personified the dreams and aspirations of America, and they had they money to create this female in a lab, under optimal conditions, the female they would end up creating would look exactly like Jessica Simpson.
2. Forget her lack of talent or her irritating personality; aesthetically she is PERFECT.
3. Her legs are perfect and her boobs are perfect.
4. Her feet are perfect and her ass is perfect.
5. Her face is perfect in that it has just enough edge and hardness to it that you can picture it all scrunched up in orgasmic excitement.
6. Imagine the dirtiest thing you would want a woman to say to you during sex and then imagine those words coming out of Jessica's mouth.
7. She is a wet dream come to life.
8. Put her in a lineup with any ten of the hottest women you can think of and tell a man he is allowed one of these women to have sex with and I would bet that a majority of the time the man would pick Jessica Simpson.
9. She is one of the all-time great American Sex Symbols/Fantasy's, up there with 70s era Farrah Fawcett and 90s era Pamela Anderson.
10. She is Jessica, The Goddess of Fuck.

^ yeah, I know...I dont know what happened to her...I think she looks very different now

comment 19 was for Ana

simply perfect.

this is the best i've ever seen her look.
wikked hot and i'd do her relentlessly

Papa Joe probably blew his wad over this photo shoot! I bet he leaks those Pussycat Doll routines she is showing to her boyfriend! I can't wait to see the porno these DVD cover photos go with!

Hell Yeah!!! The dumber the better...

wtf? those shoes don't go with the pink dress AT ALL...and I agree with d55, she looked much better before

Hmm, that was well worth the wait. However, she'll need to relocate what was once a hella nice ass, before she can return to stallion status.

very dumb and has annoying voice and a man jaw.

but the rest of her is good
I agree with Ana, she did look better when she first came out
I think Hollywood taints people.

I've never actually gotten a good look at her face until now. Post-surgery Ashlee is hotter, which ain't saying much. Jessica's face and her expressions are weird.

She might have a nice body but I'm pretty sure she's got a dick tucked between her legs.

that shorter hair makes her look pretty damn good

Don't like the shoes, but it seems petty in the middle of all this hotness. What can you say? She's dumb, annoying and really hot. Why hate?

I love her shoes!!

MAN I soooooo want to FUCK the Stupid out of this girl

I don't like her, yet I'd hit it.

hottest blonde i can think of right now. look at those legs... nuff said!

lokiman you have a very sophisticated taste in women

cockroach shoes..

I have to say that indeed, as irritating and bimboish as she looks, I would like a piece of it.

incredibly HOT
all the dudes that have fucked her are so lucky

Robo Bimbo! a HOT robo bimbo...

the best kind!

@ the ultimate bastard

i do, don't i. on another note... you have a lokiman inspired name. i used to go by the name lokiman the ultimate bastard. copy right infringment is a crime...

GOD THESE ARE SUCH UGLY AND UNNATURAL POSES!! PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!
HORRIBLE

She stinks like fish thats why John mayer left her she was a shitty lay and she's ugly too.

@42.

my bad, sue me

John Mayer don't like her, he thinks jessica simpson is a piece of white trash...

Finally a job Jess S can handle. No talking, no acting.... just sit & look pretty!

Of course.... if she lost some of the clothes.... we would all be a lil happier!