Jessica Szohr @ 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Szohr got so many nice comments last time she was posted that I was a bit shocked and disappointed when I came across these photos of her. What is it? The humidity or something that makes the hair go like that or did she just not give a damn that day?






















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Moe - It looks like a bad wig...
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The last time Jessica appeared on this site, I suggested that she looked like Adriana's hot kid sister. Did she and Adriana get a 2-for-1 special on hairstyling for this event? What a mess for both of them. Too bad.
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She looks a little like Julianna Margulies (sp.?) with really bad hair.
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I cant say i find her attractive, but i do like those shoes
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Her hair looks like roadkill.
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that's what happens when your head is mashed into the corner of a limo seat for an hour
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Get some twiggs and junk in there and you'd have a perfect place to raise some eggs.
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Get some twiggs and junk in there and you'd have a perfect place to raise some eggs.
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Humidity is a bitch. Sweat doesn't help either.
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All I have to say is - LOL WTF?
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maybe she's just shuffling around on the red carpet and trying to static shock some people...
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no bag?
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I always thought she was sort of ugly and pic #4 only confirms that. Why curly hair girls can't stick to curles? she'd look much better if her hair was left curly, iven if there's humid curls look just fine.
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Did one of the VS Angels use her 'Jessica Szohr voodoo doll'?
This bitch must have lost her mirror.
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haha I like her. and I can see the Lima likeness. Her hair is disgraceful but its funny not offensive.
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she looks like she smells. Needs to do her nappy hair too.
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You know what i dont understand, why the hell does she look ugly if thats her natural hair. what the fuck is wrong with having curly hair.she wasnt born with straight hair so leave her alone, if u base being pretty on hair than damn i dont know what to say
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She looks like the college student you would like to bed despite her rather poor taste in styling.
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She looks way better than this on CSI Miami
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