Flashback: Jolene Blalock Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, September 12th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Jenna Dewan Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- The 25 Sexiest Sportscasters [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lisa Rinna’s Hard Nipples [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- New Kids On The Block In Germany [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay found a sperm donor [Celebslam]
- Rappers Accused Of Promoting Terrorism [Complex]
- These Three Actually Made A "Most Stylish" List [Dlisted]
- Natalie Dylan Auctioning Virginity to Highest Bidder [Bumpshack]
- Heidi Klum is the Last of the Enviromental Savy Elves [Derek Hail]
- Lindsay Lohan might get a roommate [The Blemish]
- Glasblazer maakt kat [Flabber]
- Ryan Seacrest Is Getting Busy with Paris Hilton [Celeb Parasite]
- O.J. Simpson gets all white jury [Cele|bitchy]
- Princess Peach isn't that type of girl... [The Bastardly Society]
- Greatest Moments In Orgasm History [Unibrow]
- Jessica Biel’s Tits Come Out [The Grumpiest]
- Changeling Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
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re: Girl auctioning off her virginity
I have 950 dollars saved up for a new mattress and I would gladly blow it to fuck a foxy-ass virgin.
I've never had sex with a virgin.
Every woman I have ever slept with has been a whore, especially my high school sweetheart, who had already had sex with dozens of dudes before she begrudgingly let me perform the old 60 second Brooklyn Shuffle (Stephen Lang, what's up) inside of her dilapidated flesh basement.
The only negative about de-flowering Little Miss Clean Crease, though, is that I would fall in love with her and not only want to pay for her tutition, but the rest of her life as well.
In other words, I want to marry this girl.
Whoever gets to break the seal on this girl is going to know exactly how the Hadron Super Collider felt when it was turned on for the first time.
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Having sex with a virgin is like sticking your cock through a hole of a Coca Cola bottle. Unless you have a small knob, its not as much fun as you think it is. Plus they'll be blood and the sqealing virgin.
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I gotta small cock, so it sounds perfect for me.
And thanks for the coca cola bottle tip. I'm going to try that when I get home.
Have you had sex with a lot of virgins, War Monger? You've never had a good time?
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The term "virgin" doesn't mean anything these days anyway. Most "virgins" have sucked 27 dicks and had a dozen up their asses, plus another 10 have stuck it in once "b. . but that doesn't count because he only put the tip in".
Virgin is a worthless fucking term.
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jolene blalock i remember these pics! when i first saw them i was like "who is this?!?!"
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uhh, tons of photobucket 'removed' came up when I hit it.
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M-f'n photobucket! fixed.
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She's hott. Well, At least she looks hott from what you can see in these pictures from who knows what year.
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Needless to say I'm a Sci-Fi fantic...so I see this chick on Star Trek Interprise...I always liked how she looks on that show, but here, well here she definetly looks like a sleazy slut...but I'd screw her, I'm not picky
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Indeed, p5 sums it all, imagine entering her while caressing those legs. I think I will have to visit the bathroom now.
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Pages 10, 12 and 13 are also very nice for obvious reasons. I think I will have to go to the hospital now due to an incident of priapism.
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Overrated, masculine face, and a bad boob job.....I'll take Jeri Ryan over this one.
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from one hand she looks very sexy... from the other sooo plastic... so much airbrushing!
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