Jude Law: Pretty Boy or Straight Up Bastardly Man Whore?
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: DAVE/ZFI/bauergriffinonline.comJude Law pretty much enjoys the bastardly life most of us would live if we had his fame & fortune.
Why settle for Jessica Biel or Cameron Diaz (referring to Justin Timberlake) when you can sample a Jessica Biel or Cameron Diaz each day of the week?!
Jude was recently rumored to be banging supermodel Lily Cole (as of end of June), but it appears the current flavor of the month is a mystery hottie. She obviously has great aspirations to use sex w/ a highly networked manwhore actor in order to create a thriving Hollywood career (a little slutty, but look for her to be in movies real soon---no doubt).
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straight up man whore aka woman hater. where i'm from we call guys like jude law DOOOODZ. haah look at that DOOOOD!!! women find him good looking and let him do that shhh. and the girl leaving is nice. she's got that grin on her face. I wonder why?
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i must rescind part of my statement...women find him good looking...DOOOOD is good looking
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He's hot and can do so much better than that alien faced Chucky. This is not gonna last anyway.
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Apparently, Jude Law is what they call a Stud, and I mean that literally. The man is like one of those retired throughbred horses. He played a robot gigolo in AI, and I guess that was appropriate casting. In my next life I want to come back as Jude Law's tongue.
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Lilly Cole will one day rule the world!
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Cross breed: Alien / Human
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The dude has looks, money, and fame, and seeks out multiple women due to an affliction known as a penis. Rock on, Jude, you bastard.
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Totally. If you've got it, go with it. If I had all sorts of women banging down my door, I'd be shagging everything in sight too. You the man, Jude.
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Mystery girl >>>>> Lily Cole. Anyway Jude Law is a pimp. He needs to do it know as his hairline is receding so he needs to use his pimpitude while it lasts.
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Mystery Girl = Juliette Lewis - diet of craziness and sweat dreanching performances
Equation make me remember old rumor that Jude may be only holding half a chop stick.
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Damn! I was going to say she looks like Juliette Lewis.
Anyhoo, I think Jude purposely hangs with these gawd-awful looking women to make himself look even more handsome and sexy. He's probably really ugly if you see him by himself.
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I find him extremely unattractive. What a knob.
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Plus Lily Cole looks like a Real Doll. But she does stand out in a crowd.
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I thought #2 was Scarlett Johannsson.
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Jude Law is a tool. I saw him in Venice back in '04, before nannygate. He had that beautiful woman and fucked it up. He's gonna keep fucking it up until he's old undesirable and can't GET it up anymore. Then some bitch will marry him for half.
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That was Sienna Miller. I think very few women who are rich, famous, and beautiful get really dirty in bed, Sienna Miller probably just lied there.
Not that I have much experience banging rich, famous, beautiful women, just a theory.
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He has a small penis.
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Why no get half a chop stick joke?!
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He looks like a ponce. I don't find him hot at all.
The girl on pic 2 looks like a blonde Juliet Lewis.
Lilly is freaky looking.
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he is totally attractive.
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He was attractive awhile ago when her wasnt such a tool...and before he began to lose his hair.
He was hot back then...not so much now. Dude was engaged to Sienna Miller while still married to Sadie Frost AND banging his kids nanny!!
BASTARD!
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i rarely say this about any man, but i think he is incredibly hot. though apparently sleazy..but who can blame you for trying to stay tied down when you're that hot?
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Isnt this dude like pushing 40 or something. He is a fuckin pedofile always fuckin with the young ones. He needs help!
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19 and 20 year old women aren't children. Being older than them doesn't make one a pedophile.
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nah, he isnt a pedo because the women he is doing are not children...he is just an insecure dude who wanna prove himself
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a twat with a lisp.
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i think he's pretty hot for a pretty boy and that accent could talk any girl into coming to his love pad with him.
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He's hot. He's got the whole bad boy thing going on. I like that.
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And these bitches dont mind being played by him.
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No. I mean, if you hook up with Jude, you have to know that you're in it for, as they say, shits and giggles. He's not the serious type but I bet he's a lot of fun.
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that 20 year old he is banging is ugly and creepy looking...another dude who is going through midlife crisis and wanna feel like he still has it and can keep up with 20 year olds
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+1
That's probably why he bailed out on his wife and four kids in the first place and started dating the much younger miller and then cheated on her with some 19 years old nanny.
I think it was said he also dated kimberly stewart. Another ugly young girl, because that's all he can get nowadays; i don't think a self respecting woman would want to go out with him, especially not a celebrity, so he's stuck with the ugly young ones.
The way it goes rumer willis is probably next.
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jude law is sexy
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but also stupid for what he did to sienna
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