Justin Timberlake Will Dump Jessica Biel Soon. Just Watch.
Friday, August 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comThese were snapped as the couple shopped for furniture at Bisazza on Melrose in Los Angeles.
JT is famous for hitting subpar Hollywood ass---at least subpar from the type of ass he can potentially hit. And, if you can't tell, his current relationship with Jessica Biel is as boring as they get.
Rumors are swirling that Jessica Biel might be pregnant, but rest assured, they are all false. A Bastardly source close to JT's team claims the relationship is exactly the opposite of what everyone is blindly assuming. In other words, it's dead.
It's very simple: JT's unhappy with what is obviously a very dead relationship. Jessica wants to move forward with Project Bastard Children by trying to have twins or triplets like every other Hollywood couple (and in the process locking up JT's massive fortune).
All we gotta say is, "Not so fast, Jessica!" Justin knows Megan Fox is fresh meat on the block, so naturally that's his next target. All I gotta say is that if JT goes this route, he'll finally be putting his crazy fame & fortune to good use. Finally.
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Awww, leave 'em alone. They make each other happy. They seem like such a nice, normal couple. I'm anti JJ breakup.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
30x hotter? how much hotter can it get than jessica biel? i think she's pretty untouchable when it comes to hotness.
cindylouReply to this Comment
Respect. This guy gets the best celebrity pussy, including Britney when she was a young virgin.
McPervReply to this Comment
yes i`m concerned about his body language too,he will dump her soon,plus she`s clingy and...ugly
NocturnaReply to this Comment
She used to be really hot, but then she got with JT, cut her hair short and dyed it brown. Meh.
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He looks seriously unhappy and she looks very clingy. She's pretty much pulling him and forcing him to get close to her.
That said...I don't get why the hell he's unhappy. You're with Jessica Biel, asshole!
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you know i don't think JT is Megan Fox's kind of guy. i could be wrong. would it help her career? sure.
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
she's the most prettiest and fittest girl out there so leave her alone!, besides, she`s so much hotter than him
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