Karina Smirnoff Rocks The Red Bikini! Mario Lopez Rocks Karina's Ass!
Monday, May 26th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
And the Wiki says...Karina Smirnoff (Russian: Карина Смирнова) is a world champion professional dancer from Kharkiv, Ukraine. She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion. Smirnoff has taken the title at the UK Open, is a three times champion at the US Open, two time champion at the Asian Open, five time champion at the Dutch Open, five time US National Professional Champion, ranked 2nd in the World, and took second at the British Open Blackpool Dance Festival.[1] She is "the first woman to ever make the British Professional Final with three different partners." [Wiki]
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mario is disgusting, and his girlfriend has no ass
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Something is awry, this bastard could have anyone, and he takes her? Is she just a beard?
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very average
she needs to grow out her eyebrows or something
okay i wont be too mean cuz shes russian
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oh never mind shes ukranian.
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lol who cares if shes russian esmeralda?? what does that have to do with being able to judge her physical attractiveness or not? are you russian?
shes ugly regardless of her ethnicity..
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It seems to really practical to wear those big ass earrings while swimming...dumbass
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What a bunch of fags and jealous fat girls! This bitch's body is banging. Slim, toned, not a hint of cellulite, good waist-to-hip ratio. Much hotter than that Lohan whore. Face is ok, not great, not bad, but slather her in makeup like most of the bitches on this site are and you homos would be drooling.
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@5 haha yeah i am actually. and i clearly wasn't serious
jeez... take it easy people
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7,
come on now...she is fucking hideous and has no hips...what are you talking about
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and no ass and she is balding...ugh
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Dude could be pulling down so much better ass then this
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@7 if i were to be jealous i would be jealous of someone with a much hotter body. her body isn't all that bad though.. but yes, i will admit there are much worse out there.
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d55 shut your ugly trap
faul mouth bitch
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To each their own Yo.
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She's so ugly, and he's so stuck on himself. He's probably with her because it makes him look better. He did have better than her (Ali Landry), but he had nasty hooker sex at his bachelor party. What a loser!
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MARIO IS SO HOT!
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She looks totally happy and willingly going along with Mario.
I don't say this often, but I probably would actually throw that ho outta bed.
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i can imagine that at mario's age, beauty might be in the inside too!!! he's probably had his share o skanky sluts, this might be the one, JA!jajajjajjajaj
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I'm still laughing at pic 6. Face first into the surf, hilarious! Their faces are butta but by golly their bodies be bangin'!!
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On page 6 it looks like he throwed her in the air behind him, it looks like they are some comedy swim partners in some contest. Had that happened on ice... OUCH. Not a good landing..
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13,
yeah, try and make me shut my trap, cunt
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There are waay hotter Ukrainian women than this.
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...and y'all acting like a bunch of fuckin retards.
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Thank you for your kind words, Mike. If you're constantly callin other that,
it means you are too, just in denial. Like when gay people call other people gay often for no reason. Just sayin' and don't you press the anger button now, Mike, we know what that means...
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Mario is clearly a fag. But a damn hot fag! I'd totally be his beard, although it would be extremely frustrating to say the least. He should just be true to himself and get it together with Zach from Saved By The Bell. Dang, they would make a hot gay couple.
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@13, yah give d55 more shit, good for you.
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if she did'nt have earings id swear it was a dude
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IN PICTURE #8 HE SHOULD SPIN HIS HEAD AROUND AND GET A COUPLE LICKS IN!
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Look at that cocksucker in the scum shorts. Twat.
She is hot though.
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gross
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The body is quite athletic and tight and seems very flexible, but lacks in feminine qualities and the face is not what you would call exciting.
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If they had a baby, the kid would come out totally ripped....
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There is one cocksucker in this picture for sure,not the hard looking vodka whore in the red bikini.
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The girl is top ... imagine her flexibility and stamina ... dreamgirl :)
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Pic 5 looks like her nipple just poked him in the eye! LoL!
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Damn mario, get a fuckin bra...
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why is she swimming with earrings?
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She looks like Daniel Craig. I think we have our next Bond.
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I'd bang Mario before I'd bang that manly looking commie bitch.
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Whats up Slater? She is a BUTTA for sure! FUGLY!!!!
Body is tight but that face... AHHHHH!
Screetch could hook you up with a hotter babe.... give him a call.
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There needs to be a documentary done on these assless wonders... they should have a wing in the Smithsonian.
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after googling her, she looks a lot better than in these pictures. still mario could do a lot better, but considering she is a dancer, the sex must be pretty wild.
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No but seriously, if you bang such a tranny, you´re either a certified fag, or out of your mind. And LMAO @ #38 and 39!
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smirnoff has no eyebrows no lips, no breasts, no ass, balding head.
interesting.
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who cares about the fuckin' ass...she has done lots of surgeris abs lipo...lips done,,,but not fucking her ughly nose...yuck russians in egypt and middle east r whore they r famouse,,,,,,,,sawarowski hahahah
yuck mario's style wow yuck
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