Karolina Kurkova Voted World's Sexiest Woman By E!

The above pic comes from one of the hottest bikini photo shoots in the history of bikini photo shoots...

Um...this is some sort of joke, right? Here's the full list:

1. Karolina Kurkova

2. Bar Rafaeli

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Gisele Bundchen

5. Scarlett Johansson

6. Adriana Lima

7. Heidi Klum

8. Penelope Cruz

9. Manuela Arcuri

10. Shakira

Source: [E! Entertainment]

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This top 10 is so awful. Full of chicks with no ass.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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As an ass man myself, you're correct in that these broads don't have asses although Bar comes close, but that could her overall amazing curves that puts that sexy image in my mind.

And a nice big fucking +1 on the name. That's full of fucking win right there.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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Karolina does have an ass....

http://www.moejackson.com/2008-karolina-kurkova-2008-victorias-secret-fa...

...and I have no problem with E naming her World's Sexiest Woman even though the title does belong to Megan Fox.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 2:15am
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...ugh megan fox has too much skankness about her to be number 1

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 3:10am
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Karolina does have an ass, which is why she's at the top of this God awful top 10.

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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I wonder who approved that list to pass through...

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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Blind people?

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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I think it's a mistake to have Karolina at #1, but having Heidi Klum anywhere near the top 10 would be like playing fantasy football with Dan Marino as your quarterback. A great idea once upon a time, but not so smart in modern days.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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The list is terrible, although having Bar Rafaeli number 2 is not something I would have expected (but it's very much agreeable), Karolina is not something I would have expected either, #1? One thing I'll never get is the "hotness" of Shakira. A troll with a terrible voice whose songs have awful lyrics? Fucking gross.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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I don't know if you have a girlfriend or wife, but here's the thing about Shakira. When she's starts dancing, she gets most straight women wet. That talent is worth something.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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Must be a joke, she's the 4th hottest woman just in that pic!

I can accept that Bar, Scarlett, Adriana, and maybe even Shakira would be on the list, but the others are not even Top 100 material.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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top 100?! Oh come on! Now that's just harsh...

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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Well Angelina's face might put her in the Top 100, but really, you can't think of 100 women hotter than most of the women on the list?

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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LOL @ Angelina being #4.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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....with the exception to Scarlett and maybe Penelope, none of these women are even relevant to the top 10.
I could just see the E! people sitting around, "So we're going to have moles pick the top 10 this year. Are we all agreed? Sounds good, no lets go back to making some red carpet show unbarebly boring."
"What's in the works for a THS that no one gives a shit about?"
Remember when that was a show you wanted to watch?
If not for The Soup! E! network would be flushed.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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What the hell? This is as bad as, I think it was Maxim, that nominated Lindsay Lohan as sexiest woman alive a year or two ago. Sure, taste is subjective, but this is just stupid.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:49pm
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Who voted this shit

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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Karolina isn't very attactive to me. Her nose is bad and I noticed the no belly button before these pics came out. I know there are a lot of Jolie fans but I've never found her that pretty. One could argue when she was younger she was hot, but now? Jolie's aged and there are tons of better looking women then her.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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This list is gay

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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Penelope Cruz?? WTF. The average Spanish woman walking down the street in Barcelona is better looking than Penelope.

Scarlett is gorgeous but there are tons of women that should be on the list. Where's Salma Hayek Megan Fox..etc

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:06pm
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karolinas body is pure sex! her and kate hudson have the best asses Iv seen on a white girl!!

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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who the hell is 9. Manuela Arcuri?
This is the most randomly compiled list. Bar over angelina? Thats bullshit.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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No, since Angelina shouldn't even be on this list, it makes perfect sense.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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I don't like ANYONE on this list. Yeah, Angelina has a gorgeous face, but she's not sexy. And the rest of the people are just average looking and totally random.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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The list doesn't make sense.
Karolina used to have an amazing body "in the past" ... but that is all!
Nowadays she has not been in shape anymore ...
I like her and I can see her sexiness ... but in my list she wouldn't be not even top 50 material at the moment ...

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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At least she seems to be a very nice person ...
If she was more careful with her body I would give her more points ...

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:40pm
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name some chicks you think shuold be on the list

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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Yeah....How do you ignore Megan Fox at this moment in time?

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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None of these women are top 10 worthy.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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This has to be a joke. Angelina Jolie, as much as I love her, doesn't belong in that list. She's a great actress, can be sexy at times, but definitely not top 10 material. Same goes for KK and Gisele.

Where are all the real beauties like Ali Larter, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charlize Theron, Diane Kruger, Rose Byrne and Leighton Meester?

This list is bullshit and compiled by gay men.

The only one actually belongs in that list is Shakira, she's sexy.

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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this is a joke, right?

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 10:51pm
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that list makes about as much sense as Paris Hiltons existence

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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Adriana Lima and Megan Fox and Scarlett Johannson should be at the top of this list!!

Who made this list anyway?

Friday, November 21st, 2008 @ 11:42pm
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Umm... yeah, she´s pretty, she´s model and all that sh*t... but, really??? she was above Adriana?? Scarlet Johansson?? I can´t believe that...

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 12:30am
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it's totally wrong, only ADRIANA & SCARLETT deserve to be here. but penelope cruz not even in the 1000 sexiest woman.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 1:07am
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Manuela Arcuri and Shakira? No, that's just wrong.

I'm actually glad to see Karolina Kurkova came out on top. Even though I don't think she deserves to be #1, she is so underrated and underappreciated most of the time.

What kind of hot list is this without Alessandra Ambrosio and Monica Bellucci?

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 1:34am
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manuela arcuri is STUNNING

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 2:55am
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bar rafaeli is not sexy

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 3:47am
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MANUELA,GISELE,BAR,ANGELINA,SHAKIRA,KAROLINA,SCARLETT,HEIDI&ADRIANA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. I FUCKING HATE MANUELA,GISELE,BAR,ANGELINA,SHAKIRA,KAROLINA,SCARLETT,HEIDI&ADRIANA.
MANUELA,GISELA,BAR,ANGELINA,SKAKIRA,KAROLINA,SCARLETT,HEIDI&ADRIANA ARE FUCKING WHORES,SLUTS,BITCHES AND CUNTS. FUCKING UGLY HOS. FUCKING FUGLY SKANKS.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 3:51am
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WTFWTFWTF?????????????THE FREAK GOT VOTED THE SEXIEST WOMAN??????WHAT....THE....FUCK!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 8:37am
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They must be ranking by popularity/fame.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 11:58am
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Makes about as much sense as a prick on your elbow. How did they draw up this list -- by raffle!?! (Or did anteaters without belly buttons stuff the ballot box?)

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 12:26pm
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I think Karolina is ridiculously beautiful/sexy. This list has some potential. Also, it has Angelina & Bar on it, which is always a good sign. Shakira? Nope.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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11 Heidi Montag
12 Tori Spelling
13 Samantha Ronson
14 Sarah Jessica Parker
15 Brooke Hogan
16 Paris Hilton
17 Kelly Osbourne
18 Courtney Love
19 Khloe Kardashian
20 Spencer Pratt
21 Jodie Marsh
22 again Spencer Pratt

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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Is this is the most "Bitch Slapable" list?

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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yay bar and shakira made the list

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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Okay, I don't expect KK in the top of the list, she might be in the number 5-10 but not in the top five considering her unstable bod this year.

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 11:10am
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Im not usually one to play the race card, but this list is fucking disgusting. Not one black, asian, indian, mixed, whatvever woman. I mean, come on! But as Tupac said, the media's full of dirty tricks. So KK is what we should all apparently aspire to be. I mean her face is plain and borderline ugly and her body has certainly seen better days, but hey she's white, with blonde hair and blue eyes. Lol

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 11:19am
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Actually, i suppose i should be grateful for the fact that they didnt throw in a 'token black girl' just to be politically correct. At least they were staright up and honest about their Aryan ideals

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 11:23am
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Adriana Lima is mixed.
Alessandra Ambrosio and Shakira are latin.

Monday, November 24th, 2008 @ 6:32am
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O.M.G. This is the worst list if ever seen .The world must real be coming to and end........

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 11:47am
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WTF UR U ALL TALKIBG BAOUT NOT ONE OF THOSE LADIES TOUCHES
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO FOR PURE SEXINESS THE HOLE LIST IS GAY LOL

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 @ 7:40pm
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Alessandra is the hottest of them all, and swanepoel... Marissa Miller is suprisingly ugly.

Monday, November 24th, 2008 @ 2:11am
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Alessandra is the hottest of them all, and swanepoel... Marissa Miller is suprisingly ugly.

Monday, November 24th, 2008 @ 2:11am
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