Katy Perry Rocks A Sexy Green Bikini in Mexico!
Monday, December 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I believe these are Katy Perry's first set of bikinis pics since she busted out onto the fame-whore scene earlier this year and she looks like we thought she would: Absolutely delicious!
For those of you bastards who dig this chick's music, check out her new music video for hit single, 'Thinking Of You.' Visit her MySpace for more info!
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she is so annoying!
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Wow - usually you'd have to go to a bowling alley or fried chicken stand to find a woman of such stunning beauty.
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LOL! But I actually think she looks very beautiful here.
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Listen: Nice tits. No, GREAT tits. The rest of the body is pretty great too. But if Ashley Tisdale is considered ugly by most of you, and she is, then this girl is ugly too. That is an ugly face. But like I said, nice hooters. I would fuck a girl like her if given the opportunity, repeatedly, for a weekend. I bet Katy Perry is great doggystyle and reverse-cowgirl. And I'm telling you that she swallows. With a face like that she has no choice if she wants to keep a guy.
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Whats so great about swallowing? Does it really make a difference to your overall satisfaction if a girl swallows your jizz, or discreetly spits it out? Youve already cum in her mouth, so why would it matter if she swallows or not? Just wondering.
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It does matter to me because I don't want my sperm wasted. If it's not going to making babies then it better be used as a nutritious snack. Plus it's just superhot to jizz in a girl's mouth and then watch her swallow it. It's like they really like you or something. Plus I drink a lot of wheatgrass and my jizz tastes nice. I've tasted it to make sure. Plus I like to slurp up girls' pussy juice.
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Ashley Tisdale is fugly. This chick has a pretty face & hot body, and she hasn't had any work done. Ashley wishes she looked like Katy.
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i dont think she looks that bad. i like her.
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I think she has a pretty face, exceptional titties, she's got some meat on her, and her ass is decent! I could care less about her music, but I want to fuck her repeatedly!
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I don't know. All in all her body is pretty good. Nice tits. She is always so heavily made up in media appearances that you kind of expect her face to be in better shape.
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This is nice. The face ain't bad at all, and the body's a killer. I'm not a boobs guy, but shit, her's are fantastic.
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Boobies look real, that's a plus. Body is nice too. But it's just nice. She looks like a very average girl that was probably a band geek in highschool. Nothing special without all the makeup and styling.
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I think she looks good her
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For some reason my cock is throbbing after looking at those pics. I can't understand why, it must have something to do with my unconscious.
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GREAT tits and good body, but that face is not that attractive.
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Travis McCoy is a lucky dude. He's been sleeping with her for a few years now.
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shes a glorious woman
just look how good those titties look
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Her music is utter shit, but the body is hot. I wouldn't hesitate to have sex with her.
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Her face isn't so great and her "music" sucks, but her body is hot. Her boobs are really nice, too. They look real.
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They are real you fucking moron.
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Duh, asshole! Did I say they looked fake? You're the fucking moron.
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Yeah!
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WIN.
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Love that body, can't say much about her face, but makes up for it with those nice boobs, oh and another thing, I like about her....there is no tats to mess up that great bod...and that's a plus.
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she looks great!
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If you stop staring at her incredible boobs for a minute, you'll notice she has really cute feet. Her body is hot and her music isn't as bad as the other crap you hear on the radio.
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Damn, you're right...she does have nice feet.
I still like Zooey Deschanel better...but I wouldn't turn Katy down.
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I like Katy better, but I won't say anything negative about Zooey. The last time I did, your friend threw her shoes at me! lol
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Brown bag.
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KATY IS FUCKING UGLY. KATY IS FUCKING FUGLY. KATY IS FUCKING FAT. KATY IS A FUCKING WHORE. KATY IS A FUCKING SLUT. KATY IS A FUCKING BITCH. KATY IS A FUCKING CUNT.
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*Timothy Stack voice*
"Nice Rack"
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Perry has a contralto vocal range:
that means:
"A common saying among contraltos is that they're only allowed to play 'witches', 'bitches', or 'britches'."
HAHAHA!!!
If she sticks to guitar only her music is alright.
They try to sell her as the US-version of lilly allen musically, but more prettier. see costumes & boobs.
she is alright in my books.
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I'd kiss that girl. Not the hottest by Hollywood standards, but well above average in the general public. And yeah... nice rack.
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Puuh! That's defenitly not hot!
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I have nothing but love for hot goofy chicks.
Very healthy body with no emaciated ribs showing like most of the women around now.
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She does have a really good body.I hope she doesnt go all 'hollywood' and start losing weight.She has the perfect figure.
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In six months the back of her upper thighs are going to look Mischa Bartons....
That said...Without all the shit on her face....She doesn't look half bad....Although she is hiding her scariest feature underneath those glasses.
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She looks really good here - on the spit or swallow debate, if she spits it all over herself, and lets some drip down her chin, that is OK
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better than i expect
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Too bad we can't see the pretty eyes. She's awesome.
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that girl looks rough without makeup
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The 2nd picture...anyone else think she looks like Britney?
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ew how is she considered pretty by ANY standards. She's also so so so annoying
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Listen Katy, your choice of boyfriends in the past leaves much to be desired, but the fact that you have kept your body free of tats is an absolute plus in my book. Oh wait is that a tat on your left wrist??? Pic 13?? Oh nooooo.....
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she got a phat ass!! love the wedgie on the last pick...yummy!
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