Kelly Brook & 20 Year Old Danny Cipriani Are Having Casual Rebound Sex!
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: JACK LUDLAM/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped earlier today in London as Kelly arrived to do a show for BBC Radio 1 .
Once again, life just isn't fair, but we've said that about a million times on this site already. For Danny's sake, I hope he's enjoying the fling while it lasts. Fucker.
By dating this kid, Kelly is just sending a big fuck you to Billy Zane by sleeping with a dude less than half his age (Billy's 42). So, since these torn relationships are all about rivalry, Billy Zane needs to bust out the jailbait card in order to one-up Kelly. Doubt it.
Since I'm pretty sure she'll be through with Danny by next Wednesday, let's hope while Kelly's flying around the globe having casual sex with random dudes she interacts with on a daily basis, one of those bastards decides to make a sex tape. Two or three or four sex tapes would be nice, but let's keep in mind, minimum requirements for a sex tape scandal is one sex tape. Someone pull through for us a'ready, damn it!!
More about Danny:
Daniel Jerome Cipriani (born 2 November 1987) is a rugby union footballer who plays fly-half, centre and fullback for London Wasps and England. [Wiki]
You go Dannyboi! Raceway sex should make her walk bow-legged for a month.
That'll really piss off the old man.
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She is quite stunning in these pics.
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That's a very lucky guy. Kelly is going to teach him how to really fuck a woman, so when he's older, like, say 30, he'll be able to manhandle even the hottest of teen girls. Kid, get ready for the best education you're ever going to have. School was never this much fun for me.
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lucky guy indeed
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wow. these are really nice pics of her. she looks amazing.
moe - if you ever find the number for the kelly brook casual sex hotline, please send it to me. i'll trade you a pound of the stinkiest bud.
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This guys was so last week.
Kelly's moved onto a new man, one who satisfies her more than any man she's had. BTW that new guy is me.
Sorry guys, I know you wanted her, but try to be happy one of us bagged her.
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Lucky him, lucky her!
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Its a winner for both parties
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damn
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oink, fucking oink
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Hey, everyone, Phil's hungry again!
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if she really was in fact a REAL pig...i wouldnt eat any pork products off this tainted slut.
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Her face looks good in these pics. She's got great legs and boobs.
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I would so totally destroy that. I think I will go buy some cream now.
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lightening her hair color really did wonders for her. women with similar coloring, take note
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he's hot!!!
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She's really glowing in every picture I've seen of her post-breakup with that Zane guy. Must be nice to be rid of that negative-vibe-exuding baggage.
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He's so cute...
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